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Chapter 166 This mother-in-law is a bit weird
She slept until noon the next day and followed Xia Sisi home to see her mother. When she opened the door, Xia's mother was lying leisurely on the sofa watching Korean dramas. She could eat several episodes in one meal and watched hundreds of episodes. The kind that doesn’t leave out the central idea.
Xia Sisi was very unhappy. She put away her usual snoring, frowned and said seriously: "My dear mother, now that your husband is in a drug rehabilitation center and his family fortune has been ruined, you are living a very easy life! You don't even think about it. Call me and ask how your daughter came here these days?"
Xia's mother didn't turn her head, still eating melon seeds and watching TV as if nothing had happened. Xia Sisi walked over and put the back of her hand on her mother's forehead, and asked doubtfully: "You don't even have a fever! Is your brain broken? Do you want to be sent to a mental hospital?"
Xia's mother slapped her hand away and said in a complaining tone: "You damn girl, how dare you accuse me? Have you asked your mother how I eat these days? Don't mention Xia in front of me in the future. With these three words, Dongyang, he can even sell his wife and children, so he doesn’t count as a man at all!”
Xia Sisi sat down next to her, pouted and said, "It doesn't matter whether he is good or bad, is he still the man you chose?"
Xia's mother said unconvinced, "Isn't that because I'm pregnant with you? Otherwise, I would have lived with him for so many years?"
Xia Sisi almost laughed out of anger, pointed at her nose and said, "You took off your pants just to feel good for yourself, how can you have the nerve to pass the responsibility to me?"
Gao Hongda coughed dryly and reminded the mother and daughter to be careful when speaking. There was a young man standing here.
Xia's mother seemed to have suddenly found a way to counterattack, pointing at Gao Hongda and saying, "When you two were having fun, did you ever think about how your mother would eat?"
The young man and woman blushed at these words. He finally understood the reason why Xia Sisi did not want him to take his mother to the capital. Although this beautiful young woman was good-looking, her mouth was really poisonous, but on the other hand, this Being a daughter-in-law is no better.
In order to resolve the embarrassment, Gao Hongda timidly asked: "Auntie, have you eaten?"
Xia's mother suddenly remembered that there were guests coming, so she immediately put on a smile and said hello hurriedly: "Classmate Xiao Gao is here, this damn girl didn't even say anything in advance, good boy, you sit down first, auntie will cook for you!"
Xia Sisi pouted with a look of grievance on her face and said sourly: "I, a biological daughter, are not treated like this!" Xia's mother ignored her this time and was busy with her own life.
Gao Hongda came close to Xia Sisi, put his arm around her shoulders and whispered, "Do you two usually communicate like this?"
Xia Sisi replied: "It's normal! As long as there's no fight!"
Gao Hongda said with a smirk on his face: "It seems that I made a profit by finding you today! It's equivalent to picking up two girls!"
Xia Sisi looked in disbelief and asked in horror: "You won't let go of your mother-in-law, right? It's so exciting! But she is less than forty years old now, and her charm is still there. Brother, you really dare to think!"
Gao Hongda felt dizzy for a while, grabbed her ear and said through gritted teeth: "Why are you so dirty? I mean you have two personalities and two faces. Isn't it like I have two girlfriends?" ?”
Xia Sisi pretended to be in pain and grinned: "As long as you like it, I can play multiple roles. I can do any of them: royal sister, lolita, lady, or shrew! You are welcome to order!"
Gao Hongda felt dizzy for a while, this woman who exposed her true nature was really terrifying! How could I have known that she had such a unique personality when I was in high school? Sure enough, women are born to be actors.
Xia Sisi took Gao Hongda's hand and said, "Let's take you to visit my lady's boudoir! You don't need to use a telescope to peek today!"
Gao Hongda chuckled: "How do you know that we boys like to use binoculars to peek into the girls' dormitory?"
Xia Sisi replied easily: "It's very simple! Let's watch it too!"
Xia's mother put the food on the table, knocked on her daughter's door and shouted, "dinner is ready!"
A pair of doggy men and women tidied up their messy clothes and hair, rushed out of the room with red faces, and sat obediently at the dining table. Xia's mother complained while serving food: "In just the blink of an eye, you two are going to have sex." ! Can sex be used as food?"
The words were so explicit that Gao Hongda, who had been a self-proclaimed veteran driver for two generations, couldn't help but feel embarrassed. Is the Sichuan girl's character so open? I finally gained some knowledge!
Xia Sisi said with a look of boredom: "Comrade Zhou Huilan, you have to recognize your identity now. You are the mother-in-law! Can you be more careful when you speak?"
It turns out that her mother’s name is Zhou Huilan!
Mother Xia still said with a serious face: "No matter how much you like things, you must have moderation. I am not a feudal and conservative person. There is nothing taboo about things between men and women! But you can't eat three meals a day." !”
The sweat on Gao Hongda's head was flowing down like a waterfall in Lushan Mountain.
Xia Sisi said aggrievedly: "I am always passive! Don't look at me and say it!"
Xia's mother rolled her eyes at her: "Don't try to divert the fire! Look at how you look so horny, how dare you say that others take the initiative? I gave birth to you, and I don't know whether you are angry or not?"
Gao Hongda swallowed hard, the food in his mouth suddenly lost its flavor, and his face turned red like a monkey's butt, burning!
Xia Sisi patted Gao Hongda's head and said angrily: "What did I tell you? You insist on taking him to the capital, so I'm asking you if you regret it! This bitch talks like a fool every day. Can you bear it?"
Gao Hongda was speechless at this moment.
When Xia's mother heard that she was going to the capital, she immediately changed her smile and said, "I'm sorry, kid, aunt just spoke a little harshly! I won't say it again! When aunt goes to the capital, she can cook for you, and she can also help you watch this." Girl, you can’t let her cuckold you! She can help you take care of your children in the future!”
Xia Sisi's head shook like a rattle: "You can't go to the capital with us, and you will never be allowed to take care of the children in the future! Following you will definitely lead you astray!"
Mother Xia put on a sad expression again, even shed tears, and said with a cry: "You said why my life is so miserable! It's unreliable to find a man, and he is disliked by his own daughter! Forget it, let me have one People should die alone in this sad place! It will be a lifetime anyway!"
Gao Hongda and Xia Sisi exchanged glances, and finally Xia Sisi said: "Okay, okay, I'm just teasing you! Pack up and leave in the afternoon, train in the evening! I really can't do anything to you! Who did you learn to play the trick with me?" ?”
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