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Chapter 55 Ridiculous MLM Organization
After eating, everyone packed up their things and started the so-called entertainment project. A young man who claimed to be a security guard in the eastern suburbs performed a great transformation and asked Gao Hongda to cooperate with him. He was in a semi-squatting position, and several people came up and surrounded him with sheets. The people outside the sheets shouted: Everyone, please watch the transformation into a living person!
The result was that there was no change, except that there was an extra bowl under Gao Hongda's butt, filled with yellow mud. The magician raised his hands to everyone and said: "There are no living people, but everyone has seen living people pooping!" Everyone laughed. Gao Hongda was a little angry and kicked the man on the butt. The young man suddenly He fell on the kang, his nose bleeding instantly. Everyone hurriedly grabbed Gao Hongda. The magician was not angry at all. Instead, he praised Gao Hongda's very strong feet.
The next program was a qigong performance. A young man who claimed to be a qigong master came forward and asked an old friend to come out and cooperate with him. Everyone seemed to be afraid of this program, and no one dared to come forward. The manager who took over Gao Hongdafang took the initiative to speak out. : "No one dares to come up, then I will do it!" So the so-called qigong master pressed Manager Fang against the wall, squeezed his hands from his abdomen to his chest, and then Manager Fang fell to the ground unconscious. , a group of people came up laughing and punched him, and some slapped him hard. Manager Fang, who passed out, was still unconscious. Then someone shouted: "The time is up, hurry up and save people!" So someone brought a bowl of cold water and poured it on Manager Fang's head. Manager Fang woke up with a start. After waking up, he asked blankly: "What did I just do?" I seem to have arrived in Shanghai! Why are you back so suddenly?"
Gao Hongda sneered, isn't this just causing people to suffer from hypoxia! Why are you bragging about qigong? But he could feel that these people were all trying to please him! It seems that this MLM organization is working hard for some performance. Only the man named Yan sat on the kang without saying a word, looking through a book with an expressionless face.
Suddenly someone shouted: "Welfare time is up!"
A young man took out a box of cigarettes and two yuan worth of Ganoderma lucidum. He carefully pulled out three cigarettes and placed them on the edge of the kang. Then he took the lead and knelt down piously. The other young men followed suit. The leader shouted: "Thank God for this gift." Give us cigarettes!" After saying that, someone took out a lighter and lit three cigarettes. You took one puff and I took turns smoking them, not to mention how shabby they were.
When going to bed at night, everyone spread out the bedding, and everyone squeezed Gao Hongda in the middle. This night was really torturous for Gao Hongda. Needless to say, there were all kinds of stench in the room. Just the sound of snoring, farting, and grinding teeth. It's unbearable. Mr. Li named Li Meihua enjoys different treatment. He can squeeze on the same kang with those young girls.
Gao Hongda sighed in his heart: This guy is much better than me! I sleep with up to three women in my arms a night, and this guy has seven or eight with him.
It seemed that he had guessed the dirty thoughts in his heart. Someone next to him explained to him: "Don't get it wrong. Mr. Li is a very well-behaved person. He will not do such shameful things with lesbians. Otherwise, it is against the law." It’s stipulated by our company!”
Gao Hongda suddenly remembered something, patted Manager Fang next door and said, "Where is my mobile phone?"
Manager Fang was deeply asleep at the moment and refused to agree to him at all. Gao Hongda smiled secretly: This gadget looks very similar! So I gave this guy two hard slaps. The strange thing is that this guy's mouth was so painful that he couldn't wake up. If someone hadn't stopped him, Gao Hongda would have wanted to pluck his ears off.
Early the next morning, Gao Hongda was dragged up by others in a daze. After a brief wash, he was taken out by everyone, saying that he was going to work. The strange thing was that these people didn't even have breakfast. eat. They walked a long distance in circles and turned into a large barn-like house. It was filled with stools and there was a map posted on the front. They were not the first ones to arrive. , there were already many people sitting in the room, and people were coming in one after another from behind. When the room was full, someone outside closed the door tightly. Nuo Da's room didn't even have a window, and was only illuminated by two incandescent light bulbs.
The room was noisy until a host jumped out from the front, saying welcome to our new friends and colleagues, and then invited our certain manager to give a lecture to everyone. Then a well-dressed young girl walked up. First, she told about a magical cosmetic from their company, which had various effects. Then she talked about the five levels and three levels of control. Anyway, she just conveyed a concept. As long as you pay attention to it, After paying an online fee of [-] yuan, as long as you keep sending people over, you may earn [-] yuan a month in the future. The people below applauded actively and cooperatively, which reminded Gao Hongda of the long-term leader in later generations. The successful master who has to be like a thin dog shouted on the stage: understand the applause! Then a group of prostitutes below slapped their palms until they turned red.
He chatted for more than an hour, and finally someone came up to share his successful experience. His words were so emotional that even Gao Hongda, a talkative person, felt ashamed. During this period, Gao Hongda was a little drowsy, probably due to the poor air circulation in the room and the severe lack of oxygen. Every time he was about to take a nap, someone would wake him up from behind. This made him very annoyed. Because he was too playful and wanted to continue having fun in the MLM den, he jumped up and beat this person up long ago. The young man surnamed Yan sitting next to him had already dozed off. Occasionally when he was woken up, he would mutter: What a bunch of idiots! But no one dared to poke him.
Gao Hongda had heard a lot of rumors about pyramid schemes. Today's personal experience made him feel a little confused. How could anyone believe such a clumsy and flawed performance? Before the lesson was over, someone stood up passionately and almost He said in a shouting voice: "I want to join this cause, I want to go online!" which attracted even warmer applause from the audience. Only Gao Hongda and Yan snorted disdainfully. They looked at each other and nodded in greeting as if they had a tacit understanding.
After listening to the class all morning, I was so hungry that my chest was pressed against my back. At noon, I had the same pig food as last night. I still had to stop eating and listen to those unnutritious stories. There were different arrangements in the afternoon. Gao Hongda was led by a man and a woman to have a so-called sleeping together. The man was a tall, middle-aged man, a Korean from Yanji, surnamed Shi. It was said that he was a Korean translator, and the woman was a Korean translator. The child is from Xinjiang and is not tall. She was very fair and soft-spoken. Gao Hongda was quite impressed by her because her name was Meng Linlin, which was only one word different from Meng Xiaolin. This little girl took the initiative to hold Gao Hongda's arm to greet her, walking on the road like a young couple. If the big man named Shi hadn't followed him, Gao Hongda would probably have pushed her down in the rain. This made Gao Hongda Think of a drink called green tea. He knew very well that he was just the prey of this group of people.
Let’s see what other programs they have.
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