The gods became stupid after falling in love!

"Little Black Dumpling, this is the world!"

"Okay, Dad!"

……

"Brother Ning, help me! Someone is going to hit me!" Without saying a word, the young man threw himself into the man's arms, trembling like a wounded little animal.

Ye Lin froze on the spot, staring blankly at the person in his arms.

Zhao Yichuan on the side looked petrified...

an hour ago...

"Cuckoo~"

Chu Chu covered her belly and wrinkled her face slightly. Why is it like this every time?

As soon as he crossed over, he felt that his chest was pressed against his back because of hunger. Did the original owner not care about his own body so much?

What a bad habit, everyone goes to bed without eating dinner! One by one gets stomach trouble sooner or later!

Chu Chu threw the small pillow aside in frustration, put on her slippers and got out of bed to rummage for something to eat. After rummaging for a long time, she found nothing, so she ran to the kitchen to rummage again.

Three minutes later, the young man burst into tears!

What! The kitchen is so clean that it would make a mouse cry...

"Chu Chu, don't cry. I have already ordered takeout for you using the original owner's mobile phone! It should be delivered soon!" The small system 999 quickly came out to comfort you.

"Really?" Chu Chu's eyes suddenly lit up! I quickly opened the original owner’s phone to check the order. It was delicious roast chicken!

Chu Chuwan's mouth watered, and with a move of her little hand, she placed a few more orders! Then Meizizi waited aside.

"Chu Chu, you bought so much, have you finished eating?" The entire small system 999 was shocked! After counting, including his orders, there were twelve orders in total.

"Finish your meal! I'm a big eater!" Chu Chu said with a proud look on her face, smiling as she waited for the delicious food to come to her door.

As a result, half an hour had passed and none had been delivered. Chu Chu felt like she was going to starve to death and kept picking up her phone to check.

Five orders have not been delivered yet, and the remaining orders are all on the way. Poor little Chuchu was so hungry that she kept crying.

Little System 999 was also very anxious. Suddenly he remembered that he still had a system mall, and quickly used his points to redeem a roast chicken!

"Chuchu, stop crying! What do you think this is?" Little System 999 jumped out of the system space!

Chu Chu, who was crying, smelled the aroma and immediately raised her head. It was delicious roast chicken!

"Chu Chu, eat slowly! Be careful of choking." As soon as the little system 999 finished speaking, the young man who was devouring the food accidentally choked!

"Drink water, drink water..."

Chu Chu took a big gulp and burped, "Thanks, three nines."

After the boy had eaten and drank enough, he fell asleep!

Small System 999: Numb! Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

And just three minutes after the boy fell asleep, most of the orders arrived. I have to say, it was a coincidence.

Small System 999 was a little speechless, but he just signed back for his own small host first.

After a while, the original owner’s phone rang! The person who answered the phone was Mu Mu, and Chu Chu had already gone back to sleep!

"Hey--"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I will compensate..."

"You compensate, can you afford it? Come on, drink this glass of wine now! I will forgive you..."

"I'm sorry, I really can't drink..."

"Weren't you a good drinker before? Why are you pretending to be aloof now?" A mocking smile appeared at the corner of Ji Yanhua's mouth.

"Yanhua, you know that I can't drink now."

A trace of despair and pain flashed in Li Luo's eyes, and she knelt down towards Ji Yanhua without hesitation. Five years in prison had completely smoothed her edges.

"You have to drink today, and you have to drink even if you don't drink..."

"Cough cough cough..."

Li Luo kept coughing, and after being forced to drink several mouthfuls of wine, she felt very uncomfortable. She wanted to call an ambulance, but accidentally dialed the number of the original owner.

Before Li Luo started to speak, Ji Yanhua took the phone away.

Ji Yanhua looked at the name on the phone with a flash of anger in his heart, "Okay! I'm looking down on you! I found my next home so quickly!"

Li Luo was sweating all over her body and her lips were a little white. She wanted to refute, but she couldn't say a word.

Mumu on the other side heard this noisy voice and didn't understand. It was obviously that the heroine was entangled with the hero.

So without saying a word, he walked to the kitchen, took a fruit knife, put it casually into his pocket, and quickly made his way to the bar where the heroine was, with sparks and lightning!

Before they came to this world, they checked out all the plots. This is a typical novel from the perspective of a sadistic heroine.

What a plot! It’s also very cliche, it’s nothing more than a misunderstanding between the male protagonist and the female protagonist being forced to go to jail.

After being released from prison, he had no money, so he had to temporarily work in a bar. By chance, he met the male protagonist again.

Then he was tortured to death, and finally the male protagonist accidentally found out the truth and chased his wife to the crematorium, a perfect routine.

The original owner! A strange one, he and the heroine met in college.

Indeed, the original owner is the heroine's junior student. He has always liked the heroine very much. Knowing that the heroine was lonely, he decisively helped the heroine. Although he was also very poor, it did not prevent him from licking her!

The original protagonist was resented by the stingy male protagonist because he helped the heroine, and finally died accidentally in a car accident. Maybe he really loves the heroine so much that the original owner still wants to protect her.

After all, it was the wish of the original owner. Now that the heroine is in danger, he naturally can't just sit back and watch, but to ensure my own safety, I brought a fruit knife!

"What are you pretending to be?" Ji Yanhua was very irritated and threw Li Luo's cell phone to the ground.

Li Luo felt very uncomfortable at this time and looked at Ji Yanhua blankly. Is this the person she once liked? How ridiculous!

"Bah—"

Mu Mu kicked open the door of the bar box, startling the other people in the box.

"Sister Liluo, are you okay!" Mu Mu walked up to Ji Yanhua aggressively and gave this scumbag a big mouth without hesitation!

The speed was so fast that Ji Yanhua and the second-generation rich people who accompanied him here did not react at all.

Little System 999 was stunned. This was his host. Why did he look so...handsome!

Li Luo was also confused.

"You dare me?" Ji Yanhua was stunned. This was the first time he had been slapped in such a long life.

Ji Yanhua's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. In his opinion, Bai Muchu was just a poor student with nothing. How dare he.

Mu Mu slapped Ji Yanhua again without hesitation. What he hated most was the stupid Ji Yanhua who was indiscriminate and only knew how to vent his anger on his wife!

When the other rich second generations saw this scene, they couldn't help but gasp. This was the first time they saw Ji Yanhua in such a mess.

"I just beat you, what's wrong? You know clearly that Sister Liluo can't drink, but you still give her a drink. Are you sick?"

Mu Mu sneered, glanced at Li Luo subconsciously from the corner of her eye, and couldn't help but frown slightly, "999, when will the ambulance arrive?"

"It's estimated to be three minutes away, but don't worry, Mumu! The heroine will be fine for a while!" The small system 999 checked the status of the ambulance.

Mumu frowned slightly. He was not very worried about this. If the heroine died so easily, how would the plot develop in the future? You must know that there is a dark room plot in the subsequent plot, so don't be too cruel!

Ji Yanhua's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and he quickly struck out to slap him back, but Bai Muchu dodged him immediately!

Ji Yanhua became even more angry and subconsciously extended his other hand. At this moment, the door opposite the box was opened from the inside.

Mu Mu accidentally caught a glimpse of a certain figure out of the corner of his eye and was slightly startled, almost being hit by Ji Yanhua.

Ji Yanhua failed twice in a row and felt extremely unbalanced. He felt that he had lost face in front of his friends this time!

Just as he was about to call someone, he suddenly felt his feet being caught by something.

"Chu Chu, you go first. Thank you very much for coming to help me! I'm sorry! Yanhua, it's my fault, okay, I can promise you anything!"

Li Luo was also a little panicked at this time. She just wanted to protect Bai Muchu as much as possible, and didn't want others to be implicated because of him.

However, what he didn't know was that it was precisely because of her words that Ji Yanhua became even more angry...

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Due to some special reasons in this world, Ye Lin sometimes has serious IQ problems and even behaves inexplicably. The settings of this world are also quite special, so you can skip it if you mind!