I'm a police officer, why do I have all these abnormal skills

night.

The old father is online.

Xiao Yu waited on the eldest daughter to take a bath.

It's not that Hua Qingwu can't take a bath when she's on her period. Hot water is fine.

Your body should be dried, your hair should be blown dry, and you should not catch a cold.

Otherwise, as the old saying goes, it will ‘make you sick’, and you will easily get headaches and backaches.

Many girls don't pay attention to this and get headaches and backaches when they get their period.

Ye Qiuchan taught him this, otherwise how would a grown man know this?

After taking a shower, it was already ten o'clock in the evening, and the three siblings were still awake.

It's rare for Xiao Yu to come back, and the sister and brother are so sweet that they don't want to be separated.

At this time, Ye Qiuchan was sitting on the sofa.

Xiao Yu rested his head on her long legs.

Hua Qingwu sat on her brother's belly and drew circles on his chest, "Little cutie, are you playing games with your sister?"

"Don't play."

Xiao Yu didn't even bother to open his eyes, "I know you're trying to trick me, but I'm still playing with you. I'm not a fool."

"Really annoying."

Hua Qingwu acted playfully and said, "No, you have to play. If you don't play... I'll cry!"

What a terrible threat, it scared me to death... Xiao Yu opened his eyes, "Okay, I'm a fool!"

"Ha ha……"

The two girls were beaming with joy, leaning forward and backward in laughter.

What should Xiao Yuneng do?

He is also very desperate. This is all caused by his own pampering.

This is Hua Qingwu, plus Ye Qiuchan.

If it were any other woman, she would dare to have sex with him like this.

A mouthful of such a big mouth would knock out their teeth.

"Three sentences that piss me off."

Hua Qingwu said coquettishly, "If you succeed, there will be a reward tonight, a big reward!"

Xiao Yu:......

Do you think I'm stupid?

With this routine, I have never seen [-] people on short videos in my previous life, and I have also seen [-] people.

Women can't afford the series. If you dare to play with them, you will die.

Who doesn't agree?

"I was wrong, please let me go, okay?" Xiao Yu was about to cry.

Neither criminals nor spies forced him to do this.

"No."

Hua Qingwu gave her brother a big kiss on the lips and dragged her good sister into the water, "Qiu Chan wants to play too."

Ye Qiuchan: Are you polite?

However, she did want to see how Xiao Yu angered the little goblin.

"You really won't be angry?" Xiao Yu's heart was filled with despair.

"Of course."

Hua Qingwu cooed, "When did sister lie to you?"

Believe it or not, the female goblin is very bad... Xiao Yu's balls hurt, "Are you sure you won't be angry?"

"Sister, I promise you won't be angry." Hua Qingwu winked.

"That's fine."

Xiao Yu took a deep breath and said, "I had a baby with another woman."

Hua Qingwu:......

Ye Qiuchan:......

If you give birth to a baby right away, can you still have fun?

You'll be the best at the start, it's up to you whether you're afraid or not... Xiao Yuba Ya said, "Are you angry?"

Hua Qingwu inhaled and exhaled, staring at her younger brother with a pair of peach blossom eyes.

Ye Qiuchan also narrowed her beautiful eyes, with a cold light shining in her eyes, wanting to kill someone.

"Don't be like this, I'm afraid."

Xiao Yu laughed in his heart, "It's a game as promised, are you irritated?"

"of course not."

The corners of Hua Qingwu's mouth twitched, she cast an angry look, and placed a pair of small hands gently on her brother's neck, "What's the second sentence?"

Isn't it good for you to be like this... Xiao Yu was speechless.

Think again.

"After I gave birth to a child with another woman..."

Xiao Yu blinked, "You come and take it."

"I bring?"

Hua Qingwu screamed, almost exploding on the spot, and strangled his neck tightly, "Come on, the third sentence?"

"You have to take the child's last name!" Xiao Yu continued to commit suicide.

"what……"

Hua Qingwu went completely crazy, strangling her neck and biting her brother's face.

Xiao Yu looked at the sky above his head, at Ye Qiuchan's frosty face and eyes that shone with cold light.

Look, can't you afford it... Xiao Yu gave up treatment.

This is in the capital, if it is in Sichuan, Chongqing and the three northern provinces.

Do you still want the whole body?

The ashes were raised for you!

The three siblings laughed and laughed for a while, at 11 o'clock.

Xiao Yu carried his eldest daughter back to the house to sleep.

I have to report to the National Security Bureau tomorrow.

However, his eyes were turned to Ye Qiuchan who was walking back to the room.

"How about you sleep with Qiu Chan tonight, it's okay if I sleep alone."

The succubus in her arms began to threaten, glaring with a pair of very unimpressive peach blossom eyes, and she was so charming and charming even when she said harsh words.

"Accompany you, accompany you..."

Xiao Yu carried her back to the room, and the two of them lay on the bed.

"That's good."

Hua Qingwu looked arrogant and snuggled into her brother's arms, cooing, "There are a lot of bad women out there. They only bully you. Only Qiu Chan and I are good to you. Do you hear me?"

"I heard it." Xiao Yu nodded sincerely.

But what Hua Qingwu said makes sense.

In today's era, where is Cinderella?

Even if there is Cinderella, she has changed.

such as……

The clock struck midnight.

Cinderella got up and was about to leave.

He was grabbed by the handsome prince.

Prince: Don't go, stay with me.

Cinderella: No, the time has come.

Prince: What if I want you to stay?

Cinderella: Brother, you have to pay more!

……

"Have you ever lied to your sister in the past?"

Hua Qingwu rested her head on his shoulder and drew circles on her younger brother's chest with her little hands.

She looks cute and coquettish, but is actually charming and seductive.

"No." Xiao Yuyi spoke sternly.

"You are lying to others right now. You are such a bad man."

With a bit of joy in her heart, Hua Qingwu said coquettishly, "Tell me a story."

"There was an uncle and his five-year-old nephew. The nephew was naughty and the uncle hit him."

Xiao Yu told the eldest daughter a story, "My nephew was angry and yelled at my uncle... Do you know who my father is?"

"Uncle was happy and asked my nephew... Do you know who my brother is?"

"My nephew was confused for a long time and said, why don't we let them fight and see who is stronger?"

"My uncle was also confused, and then he asked his brother...who was his father?"

"Brother said, brother, are you crazy? Didn't you agree not to mention this matter? He is my son and has nothing to do with you!"

……

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Hua Qingwu smiled and her branches trembled, "Oh my god, I'm so happy."

"Yes."

Xiao Yu nodded, "But you have to taste it carefully, it's very scary!"

Hua Qingwu would not waste that brain.

In front of his brothers and sisters, being pampered by them is all.

After laughing enough, the female elf yawned and felt sleepy.

Turning around, his back was to his brother, "Go and sleep with Qiu Chan. This is your reward!"

Xiao Yu's heart trembled.

Instead of leaving, he hugged her waist from behind.

"Go to sleep." Xiao Yu closed his eyes.

Hua Qingwu was very happy.

Her eyes were sparkling, charming and moist.

Suddenly, she got under the quilt.

After a while, Xiao Yu opened his eyes.

There was a painful yet happy expression on his face.

Finally understood the meaning of an Internet idiom.

That internet idiom is called...a tiger's tooth hurts his penis!