I'm a police officer, why do I have all these abnormal skills

Had dinner.

Xiao Yu lay on the sofa with his pillow on the long legs of the goddess.

He coaxed the female enchantress lying on his body to answer her question.

"Tell me the cutest parts of the three people's homes."

Hua Qingwu twisted the water snake's waist, and her voice was coquettish and cute, "Hurry up, hurry up."

Xiao Yu thought for a moment and felt embarrassed, "I'm really not good at lying, please don't force me, okay?"

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiuchan burst into laughter.

"You bitch."

Hua Qingwu grabbed her brother's neck and screamed, "I'm going to kill you!"

Ha, woman... Xiao Yu pretended to be in pain and begged for mercy, "Wrong."

"Then you say, if one day someone gives you [-] million, let you leave them."

Hua Qingwu pretended to be obedient and gentle again, speaking softly, "What do you want to do?"

"Who is so stupid?"

Xiao Yu rolled his eyes, "Don't you want to give me an... aunt?"

"Yes, I'll give you [-] million."

Hua Qingwu's eyes were charming, she wanted to talk but she still wanted to talk, looking forward to it.

"This aunt..."

Xiao Yuxiao asked, "Are you young or old?"

Ye Qiuchan:? ? ?

Hua Qingwu:? ? ?

"What's wrong?" Xiao Yu pretended to be stupid.

"It's [-] million, not an aunt."

Hua Qingwu was stunned and said angrily, "Tell me the truth, do you like the old aunt very much?"

Aren't you the same... Xiao Yu shook his head, "No, absolutely not, I'm not that kind of person."

"I do not believe."

Hua Qingwu threatened, "Do you dislike me and Qiu Chan?"

Ye Qiuchan's eyes were half-closed, looking at his brother on his lap with an unkind look.

"Even if you give me ten aunts, I will still like you."

Xiao Yu raised his hands in surrender.

"Okay, you really like the old aunt."

Hua Qingwu acted playfully and practiced the Pegasus Meteor Fist on her younger brother, "From tomorrow on, you will call me Aunt Qingwu and her Aunt Qiuchan. Is that okay?"

We used to be peers, but now we have become elders. Do you think there is any problem... Xiao Yu almost cried, "Let's call her sister. Why don't we call her aunt again when we go to bed at night?"

What a perverted brother... Ye Qiuchan and Hua Qingwu were shocked.

Then the two sisters looked at each other.

"Did he ask you to call daddy?"

"……not yet!"

"Then what did you call me?"

"He was the one who called me Little Dolphin!"

"..."

moment.

The living room fell into an eerie silence.

"I'm sleepy, you guys chat."

Xiao Yu's hair stood on end and he wanted to run away after saying this.

"Xiao Yu!"

The two women screamed and pushed him down on the sofa.

Ye Qiuchan kicked his brother's ass one after another.

Hua Qingwu also stepped on her younger brother's face with her little feet.

"I was wrong, I'm sorry, I won't do it again."

Xiao Yu pretended to cry and beg for mercy.

After beating their brother, the two women rolled their eyes when they saw Xiao Yu pretending to be dead on the sofa.

Prepare to let him sleep alone tonight.

Xiao Yu: Whoever comes to my room tonight is a puppy!

After washing, I lay on the bed.

An indescribable feeling of comfort surrounded him.

“What a nice home!”

Xiao Yu buried his face into the pillow and hummed comfortably.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

Xiao Yu took it out and took a look at the call, and his heart began to twitch.

Now whenever he sees a phone call from Ye Heng, he gets hairy.

Nothing good!

"Hey?"

Xiao Yu narrowed his eyes, "Don't tell me something is wrong?"

"Absolutely, otherwise who would call you in the middle of the night?"

Ye Heng laughed happily, "Remember to meet the old man tomorrow, and then I will take you somewhere."

Phew... Xiao Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

It was so cute, it almost scared dad to death.

"No, why are you panting?"

Ye Heng was curious, "What are you doing?"

"I have a girlfriend, what do you think I can do?"

Xiao Yu joked, "It's not like someone who sits alone in his study and makes his wife."

"Depend on."

Ye Heng cursed, and a sour smell fermented and filled the phone, "Wait for me, I'll go fuck you right away!"

"Haha, don't steal my lines."

Xiao Yu sneered, "I don't even need to take action, my security team can take care of you in minutes."

Ye Heng:......

Is society so cold?

After thinking about it, he sneered, "Okay, don't go see your future sister-in-law tomorrow."

"Brother, I was wrong."

Xiao Yu could bend and stretch, "Please accept my knee."

"Hehehehe, let's see how you behave tomorrow."

Ye Heng pretended, "Okay, hang up!"

Run when you're done!

It was indeed a plastic brotherhood... Xiao Yu smiled and hung up his phone, looked at the door and blinked.

Three seconds later, the door opened quietly.

Hua Qingwu, who was wearing a small suspender belt, walked over with her bare feet as if she didn't recognize her relatives.

"What are you doing?"

Xiao Yu hugged himself, "You're not going to do something to me, are you?"

"Wa hahaha……"

Hua Qingwu pinched her waist with both hands and turned it into an emoticon, "That's right, uncle wants to... oops."

As soon as he took a step, he tripped over his own feet.

Paji, lying on the bed.

"Wow……"

The female goblin sat up, pretending to wipe her tears and cry.

Put it on again... Xiao Yu silently covered his face.

But he couldn't ignore it, so he held it in his arms and coaxed: "Where did it touch you?"

"pain."

Hua Qingwu leaned in her brother's arms and pointed at her white feet.

He pursed his lips and his eyes filled with tears.

It's time to show your real acting skills!

"Look how pitiful you are."

Xiao Yu held his sister's feet. The toes were round, delicate and soft, and coaxed: "It doesn't hurt anymore."

"Ha ha……"

Hua Qingwu rubbed her younger brother's cheek with her seductive face, "My perverted brother, you really like feet."

This is not nonsense on her part.

Xiao Yu really liked playing with her and Ye Qiuchan's feet.

The stinky brother is very perverted!

"What's wrong with the pervert?"

Xiao Yuyi spoke sternly, "A hero doesn't care about his way out, and a pervert doesn't care about his age. I'm proud of him!"

"Ha ha……"

Hua Qingwu smiled and her branches trembled wildly. Her originally charming face gradually became seductive, and she suddenly bit his neck.

Xiao Yu:......

This habit of the female enchantress has been developed.

"Smelly treasure."

After biting enough, Hua Qingwu narrowed her eyes happily and murmured, "Let's have a baby."

Xiao Yu's heart trembled slightly, "Do you want to give birth?"

"Ah."

Hua Qingwu gave her brother a soft look, "Yesterday when you didn't come back, I had two nicknames in mind."

"What's your nickname?" Xiao Yu put his arm around her waist and asked softly.

"The girl's name is Little Yunduo. The boy's name is Little Sun."

The charm in Hua Qingwu's peach blossom eyes disappeared, and there was a hint of gentleness, "Does it sound good?"

Xiao Yu's cheek was buried in her hair, "It sounds so good!"

"right?"

Hua Qingwu happily hugged her brother and stroked his head.

"It will hurt." Xiao Yu murmured.

"Let's have one, okay?"

Hua Qingwu's eyes became moist and soft, "I'm not afraid of pain."

Xiao Yu's heart suddenly seemed to be pricked by a needle.

He held Hua Qingwu tightly in his arms, as if he was rubbing her into his body.

Then give birth to one!