I'm a police officer, why do I have all these abnormal skills

Night, 7 o'clock.

The three siblings were sitting on the sofa after dinner.

Xiao Yu and Hua Qingwu were lying on the sofa.

Kiss the little mouth, touch the little hands, they are all playing hooligans...

Ye Qiuchan is making tea for the two young ancestors.

After meeting the second daughter and becoming the eldest young master, Xiao Yu realized that tea was not only refreshing.

Some teas can also be used to calm the mind, nourish the mind, and aid sleep.

Xiao Yu, who was holding the female demon in his arms, watched the goddess tilt the lid of the teacup 45 degrees.

Then wrap the tea lid around the edge of the tea cup to remove any foam on the surface of the tea.

This is called scraping foam.

Then rotate the tea cup lid along the inner waistline of the tea cup to squeeze the tea leaves to release the aroma.

This is called rubbing tea.

Then put the lid on the tea cup, shake the cup body, and let the excess tea liquid overflow from all sides.

This is called shaking incense.

Then...entering the sea, dancing with butterflies, showing tea, falling into the trap, and returning to oneness!

Watching the goddess play the tea ceremony, Xiao Yu sighed: The big dog really knows how to enjoy it!

Waiting for Ye Qiuchan to gently hand the tea to him.

Xiao Yu:......

In the middle of the night, I sat up in a dream. I was the big dog owner?

In the past, he had also fantasized about pretending to be like the protagonist of the novel.

For example, one day a lawyer came to your door.

Tell him: You have the sixth richest man in the world, and there is a legacy and harem that you need to inherit.

From then on, the little man took the step of not recognizing his relatives and reached the pinnacle of life...

But that is a novel after all, and there is no such thing as reality.

result……

Now that I have traveled through time, things have really changed.

The bread was ready, and my aunt had two at once.

Xiao Yu clearly remembers before time travel.

I have never touched any antiques.

Not to mention being laughed at and patted on the head by the old man.

Maybe, I am the legendary chosen one... Xiao Yu took a sip of tea soup proudly.

Delicious!

Hua Qingwu in her arms pouted her little mouth, waiting for him to feed her.

While Xiao Yu was feeding the female demon tea, he laughed and scolded, "Sooner or later you will be too lazy."

"Haha, my sister-in-law's little sister is going to open a bar, and she asked us to go and play."

Hua Qingwu held up her phone and shook it, "Will you go then?"

Xiao Yu and Ye Qiuchan looked at each other and shook their heads with a smile.

How can they go to that kind of place with their current status?

For example, Xiao Yu himself, a general, you go to the bar to hang out?

What a mess!

"Smelly baby, my little sister asked me to help name the bar."

Hua Qingwu hugged her younger brother like he was boneless, coquettishly, "Can you help me think of one?"

"How can I come up with a name?"

Xiao Yu hugged her and thought for a while, "How about we call...overtime!"

Ye Qiuchan:? ? ?

Hua Qingwu:? ? ?

work overtime?

What's the name of this?

Xiao Yu looked at the two girls who were very curious about knowledge, picked up the mobile phone on the coffee table, and pretended to make a call, "Hey, wife, I'm working overtime...I really didn't lie to you. If I wasn't working overtime, God If you are struck by lightning, you will die badly!"

"puff!"

Ye Qiuchan, who was drinking tea, squirted out.

She could only say one thing about this operation: Absolutely amazing!

Hua Qingwu was stunned and opened her red mouth.

Her little expression looked like she had seen a ghost.

Can you still play like this?

The second daughter has gained a lot of experience now.

No wonder some people often say: If a man lies, he will tell you all in daylight!

Don't deceive me!

It's been an old joke for many years, but it's a pity that this world doesn't have it... Xiao Yu put down his mobile phone and fooled the female seductress seriously, "Look, as long as you do this and give it this name, it will be difficult for this bar to become popular. The boys will have to run away screaming. Go play, right?”

Hua Qingwu was stunned by her younger brother.

Let’s study it with my relative’s little sister.

Ye Qiuchan rolled her eyes at her brother and shook her head in confusion.

I don’t know why, but the good sisters used to be ghosts and ghosts.

But since meeting Xiao Yu, he has become more and more childish.

I am becoming less and less fond of using my brain, and am almost becoming a little fool.

Maybe this is the legendary love brain and there is no way to save it!

"My little sister has decided to work overtime."

Hua Qingwu's eyes were charming and she gave her brother a flying look.

"Pfft!" Xiao Yu spit out a sip of tea.

No, are you serious?

I think you need a 250 intelligence card now!

"Don't spoil my tea."

Ye Qiuchan pinched his face and smiled, "She is stupid enough now, don't keep bullying the eldest daughter."

"Isn't this love?"

Xiao Yu hugged the female demon and kissed her deeply on her mouth.

Hua Qingwu's eyes were blurred, her face flushed, and she felt dizzy.

Can't find North!

Ye Qiuchan rolled her eyes softly.

Two ancestors, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.

Isn’t it just love?

"You just deceive people."

Hua Qingwu came back to her senses, her demonic heart was ready to move, she hugged her brother and smiled foolishly, "Then what do you mean by love?"

"Love..."

Faced with the proposition, Xiao Yu was calm and composed.

One hand was holding the female demon's waist, and the other hand was stretched out.

Raising his hand, a stack of playing cards appeared out of thin air.

The two girls have seen this kind of 'magic' before, and they are not surprised.

Everyone is wondering what the younger brother is doing with the playing cards?

"look?"

Xiao Yu flipped down with one hand, and the playing cards turned into a fan shape.

Let the female seductress see it, but not the goddess.

Hua Qingwu was surprised to find that the playing cards were all Aces of Hearts.

No, there is another one, the Ace of Spades.

Hua Qingwu was confused.

My heart said: Aren't we talking about love? How can my brother play cards?

Xiao Yuhe opened his hand and handed it to Ye Qiuchan, "Draw one and remember what it is, but you don't have to show it to me."

Ye Qiuchan looked at the pile of cards and pulled out one.

He actually pulled out the only Ace of Spades.

Xiao Yu picked up the cards again and let Hua Qingwu take a look.

The female enchantress discovered that the Ace of Spades was missing, and also knew that the Ace of Spades was in the hands of the sisters.

"Okay, put it back."

Xiao Yu asked the goddess to put the cards back into the pile and pretended to turn them over.

Put it on the coffee table and said to Ye Qiuchan with a smile, "I'm going to guess your cards now."

The two girls chuckled and looked at their brother's performance with a smile.

Especially Hua Qingwu, knowing that her brother would definitely take out the Ace of Spades.

Ye Qiuchan thought the same way.

The next moment, Xiao Yu opened a ticket.

When the two girls saw the card, they were stunned.

Because that card is an Ace of Hearts, not an Ace of Spades!

"My hand speed is too fast, didn't you see clearly?"

Xiao Yu smiled and looked at the goddess, "How about it? Do you think this is the picture? Am I awesome?"

Hua Qingwu looked at her younger brother as if she was looking at a fool.

But a scene appeared that made her even more dumbfounded.

Ye Qiuchan looked at the Ace of Hearts calmly, smiled and nodded, "Well, that's the one, it's really amazing."

Xiao Yu sighed and dropped the cards.

He held the gentle smiling Ye Qiuchan and the confused Hua Qingwu tightly in his arms.

It seems like you are teasing her, but in fact she is teasing you.

Does it matter who is the prey and who is the hunter?

Then.

What is love?