I'm a police officer, why do I have all these abnormal skills

first day.

The morning light shines through the mist on the earth, and everything wakes up.

Everything is so beautiful, quiet and beautiful.

Like a beautiful book, a new chapter has opened...

Looking at his sisters sleeping soundly in his arms, Xiao Yu's heart surged with tenderness and pity.

Kissed this, kissed that.

Xiao Yu got up quietly and walked to the bathroom.

Washed up.

He took out his cell phone and called his parents.

pay a New Year call!

Then there are the old man, the Zheng brothers, the first and second leaders of the third brigade...

Finally, I called Ye Heng.

"Happy New Year, uncle."

After the call was connected, Xiao Yu joked, "Have you gotten up with your sister-in-law?"

"Good good."

Ye Heng laughed and said, "Hello, brother-in-law."

"Don't just say hello, do you have any red envelopes?"

Xiao Yu joked, "Other people's brothers-in-law have it, so my brother-in-law should have it too."

"..."

Ye Heng didn't react and said blankly: "How old are you and you still want a red envelope?"

"Oh, I'm still a kid."

Xiao Yu imitated Hua Qingwu's coquettish tone, "Isn't that right?"

"Fuck."

Ye Heng almost exploded and had goosebumps everywhere.

He began to imagine a 185-year-old rough man imitating a woman's twisting and wagging her orchid finger.

Too bad Nima!

"Just tell me whether you will give me a red envelope or not?" Xiao Yu threatened.

"Give, give."

Ye Heng couldn't laugh or cry, "Is it just for a red envelope?"

"It must."

Xiao Yu said calmly and firmly: "The red envelope is the source of life, the motivation of a man, and the only key to opening the door to the new world. How can you not want it?"

"Your sister, I don't have much education, but you can't lie to me."

Ye Heng was so amused, "But, is this gate to your new world serious?"

"you guess?"

Xiao Yu stopped teasing, "Okay, take good care of my sister-in-law and me, so that you can sleep with your sister-in-law in your arms without delay."

"roll roll roll."

Ye Heng laughed and scolded, "Don't make me beat you."

It's a matter of life and death and if you don't accept it... forget it.

He was timid at heart, but he couldn't lose face!

Xiao Yu hung up the phone while having fun and waited quietly.

He was not disappointed.

A pair of soft arms stretched out from behind the sofa and hugged him.

Soft red lips kissed his cheek.

"Why don't you sleep for a while?"

Xiao Yu leaned against the softer embrace behind him and squinted his eyes comfortably.

"I want to cook for my traitorous son and daughter."

Ye Qiuchan's soft and elegant voice whispered in his ear, "If they are not fed, they like to make trouble the most."

"is it?"

Xiao Yu chuckled, "That's really hard work for my little mother. You should take good care of the rebellious son..."

"To shut up!"

Ye Qiuchan and Xiafei's cheeks were shy and charming.

The charming goddess is afraid of this rebellious son who always likes to drive.

He pinched Xiao Yu's handsome cheek.

Qingcheng's face turned white and she smiled softly. Ye Qiuchan stood up and walked towards the kitchen.

The goddess is indeed a person... Xiao Yu looked at her back and smiled mischievously.

But what a man likes to do most is to contradict the goddess?

While Ye Qiuchan was cooking, Xiao Yu got up and walked into the bedroom.

He picked up the sleeping female enchantress and walked to the bathroom.

An hour later, in the living room.

After being bathed by her younger brother, the female demon has woken up.

She became energetic and began to act coquettishly and cutely again.

"Smelly Bao, what do you think our relationship is now?"

Hua Qingwu sat on her brother's lap.

Charming, delicate and gentle.

"Are we two?"

Xiao Yu deliberately teased her, "We are friends, right?"

I also know that the female seductress is going to start acting like a demon again.

"Friendship?"

Hua Qingwu hooked her brother's waist with her pair of powerful long legs and cooed, "We can still kiss each other's lips, hold our little hands, and touch each other every day..."

"That's enough, you woman, no, you old Siji."

Xiao Yu almost lost control of the ancient power in his body, "I'm going to call the police if you do this again!"

"Hey... I'm not Lao Si Ji."

Hua Qingwu bit her plump lips, her eyes as charming as silk, "How can he be like a certain stinky younger brother? He used to be a pervert with a thief's heart but no courage."

"Do you have any discrimination against pornographic embryos..."

Xiao Yu suddenly reacted, "No, I'm not a pervert!"

"Ha ha……"

Hua Qingwu almost laughed, "Why not? When we first met, I always stared at other people's butts."

I didn't, I was obviously staring at my chest... Xiao Yuyi said sternly, "I'm definitely not that kind of person, don't frame me!"

A certain patriarch: When looking at a girl, you should first look at her eyes. If she doesn’t look at you, then you can look at her breasts and legs.

"Hey, are you shy?"

Hua Qingwu winked at him like a little vixen and kissed him on the mouth, "Sister likes your tough-tongued yet shy look. It's so cute."

Cute... Xiao Yu couldn't help but blush slightly, "How can you describe a man as majestic as a mountain like this?"

"Ha ha!"

Hua Qingwu sneered and pinched her younger brother's cheek, "Don't think I don't know what you did when you and Qiu Chan were sleeping together, like... little ancestor, you killed my sister... Sister, you Really like a little dolphin... Also, a certain brother sleeping with Qiu Chan is like a big boy sleeping with a milk baby... Tsk, tsk, tsk, right?"

I wipe...Xiao Yu's face suddenly turned red.

Shame is like a flash flood...no, a tsunami.

It has completely submerged him!

"Did Sister Qiuchan say that?"

Xiao Yu dug his feet into the ground in embarrassment, "I just feel that the trust between people is suddenly gone!"

"Haha...she is my sister, the sister who talks about everything."

Hua Qingwu pinched her waist with both hands, raised her head and laughed wildly, "Do you know how many chats he had with Qiu Chan? It's enough for a sentence. When my sisters were in college, any chat record would be... It can ruin our reputation!"

"Is it so cruel?"

Xiao Yu looked at the goddess who was snickering not far away, placing the bowls and chopsticks on the dining table, "Sister Qiuchan, can it be true?"

"..."

Ye Qiuchan was silent for a while and glared at her good sister, "That's about right. If she becomes a star and I randomly reveal a chat record, she will have to quit the industry the next day!"

"What did you all talk about?" Xiao Yu became even more curious.

He also knew before that he couldn't look at a woman's cell phone.

It's not that they have something wrong with them, it's just that the chat is too dirty.

"Just tell you that."

Hua Qingwu pinched the bridge of her brother's straight nose and smiled like a female gangster, "If sisters are about to die, even if they have their last breath, they have to clear their chat history, otherwise their reputation will not be preserved. As long as we If one of them rebels, they all have to go in!"

Xiao Yu: (￣□￣)

What on earth did you talk about?