I'm a police officer, why do I have all these abnormal skills

The bedroom is filled with soft light.

The soft bed, soft pillows, and that delicate body like silk.

Xiao Yu, who was in the sage's time, looked at the dying beauty in his arms.

The female enchantress looked ashamed and annoyed, pouted, and didn't even have the strength to speak.

Lying on my brother's shoulder, I fell into a deep sleep after a while...

How can a charming and cute paper tiger withstand the torment of a monster?

The female seductress talks a lot every day, but in fact she means nothing.

But this charming and cute paper tiger is obsessed with you.

Although sometimes she looks stupid, like a beautiful little vase.

Xiao Yu knew, however, that this vase had already emptied itself out, and he was here to treat you well!

He hugged the female enchantress and kissed her tender red mouth.

The two siblings hugged each other and slept...

The next morning, Xiao Yu woke up early.

He glanced at Hua Qingwu in his arms.

Don't make trouble, don't seduce people, don't act coquettishly, and be silent.

The female enchantress turned into an exquisite and flawless jade beauty.

Facing such a beauty, every man needs a lot of perseverance when he gets up.

When you walk into the bathroom, you can hear the sound of breakfast being made in the kitchen outside.

After washing up, I came to the kitchen.

Ye Qiuchan was making porridge, the corners of her mouth slightly curved.

Even if Xiao Yu's voice was soft, she could detect it and know that he was by her side.

"You really feel it?"

Xiao Yu put his arm around her waist and kissed his sister's cheek.

"do not know."

Ye Qiuchan's eyes are very charming, just like what the ancients said is the bright eyes of autumn water, with a hint of sweetness in their elegance.

Looking into her eyes, you can't help but become calm, and you can't help but want to tease her.

I want to see the goddess coquettish and sullen, falling into the mortal world.

"That's it?"

Xiao Yu bit her earlobe.

"do not know……"

Her bright eyes like autumn water were blurred, and two clouds of red clouds rose up on her pretty fair face. Ye Qiuchan leaned softly in his arms and murmured, "But I just know."

The next moment, the goddess's eyes regained clarity, she clenched her pink fist and gave her brother a blow on his shoulder.

"hey-hey."

Xiao Yu then let go of his earlobe, turned his head to look at his sister's pretty face, and teased, "Are you shy?"

Ye Qiuchan silently picked up the kitchen knife.

Xiao Yu:......

If you are afraid, you will lose.

"What a traitor..."

Ye Qiuchan half-turned around and leaned into his arms. The corners of her lips raised revealed her inner thoughts, and she said softly, "When will I grow up?"

"Do you want me to grow up?"

Xiao Yu lowered his head and looked into her eyes.

"..."

Ye Qiuchan's heart trembled, and she felt happy for a while. She gently warned her like a little mother, "You can't do this outside. You must be mature and steady, and learn how to hide your treasures in a gentleman."

"A gentleman hides his weapons in his body?"

Xiao Yu had a weird expression, as if he was holding back laughter but was afraid of being beaten, "Are you sure I want to do this?"

Ye Qiuchan:? ? ?

She sensed something was wrong.

But I don't know why something is wrong.

Although the smelly brother always liked to drive, he would press the wheel of his car into her face.

But the problem is, there is nothing wrong with a gentleman hiding a weapon in his body.

"What's wrong?" Ye Qiuchan frowned.

"Who said that a gentleman hides weapons in his body?" Xiao Yuxiao asked.

"Confucius."

Ye Qiuchan was surprised, "It comes from the Book of Changes."

"What's the next sentence?" Xiao Yu laughed.

"Wait for the time and move."

The look of his younger brother made Ye Qiuchan more and more confused.

"Then have you ever thought that Confucius is also a human being? He is a man."

Xiao Yu started to talk serious nonsense, "Have you ever thought that Confucius, an old man at that time, might have other hidden meanings when he said that a gentleman hides his weapons and waits for them to be used?"

What's the hidden meaning... Ye Qiuchan was confused.

Don't you have any other explanation?

"What is a Tibetan vessel, and what is a vessel?"

Xiao Yu's expression gradually changed and he smiled evilly.

"of course……"

Ye Qiuchan became alert, "Talent, ability, means?"

"I do not think so."

Xiao Yu almost couldn't help but laugh, and looked at his waist, "Sister, do you think the weapon Confucius mentioned, is it possible that he refers to the weapons that boys have?"

Ye Qiuchan was slightly stunned at first.

But Bingxue was smart and thought of something in an instant.

His cheeks turned red as if on fire, and he said angrily, "You..."

"Look, you've thought of it too, right?"

Xiao Yu laughed and straightened his back, "As for waiting for the time and taking action... I don't need to say more, right?"

His eyes were like a pervert, looking at the angry, funny, and astonished goddess.

How could he be so evil... Ye Qiuchan couldn't laugh or cry.

But thinking about it, she froze in place again.

As Xiao Yu said, Confucius is also a human being, a man.

Who dares to guarantee the saying "a gentleman hides his weapon in his body and waits for the time to move".

No other meaning?

After laughing for a while, he was taken advantage of again.

Ye Qiuchan coaxed her eldest son to have breakfast.

Came to the door of the house.

"I'll try to get back as soon as possible."

Xiao Yu hugged his sister's waist.

"Ah."

Ye Qiuchan kissed his cheek.

"Then we take the eldest daughter on a date."

"it is good."

"Have hot pot at noon, watch a movie in the afternoon, and kiss when we get home in the evening, from ten o'clock until tomorrow morning."

"...Is this kiss of yours a serious kiss?"

"I don't know if it's serious or not, but it's just a kiss."

"……All right!"

"What do you think of my arrangement?"

"Your date and kiss..."

Ye Qiuchan coaxed her traitor, "Looking at the entire world of lovers, it's quite explosive!"

"Haha..." Xiao Yu laughed happily.

Being able to teach a goddess how to talk dirty is a very satisfying feeling.

Seeing his happy smile, Ye Qiuchan raised the corners of her lips and liked it very much in her heart.

In front of the person you like.

Girls can really let go of their shame, dignity, and everything else.

Do something he asks you to do and just watch him laugh like a kid.

It's like, the way he looks at you right now, his whole eyes are focused on you.

The two siblings hugged each other quietly.

You can remain silent or speak at any time.

This feeling is really comfortable!

"Tell me, will our relationship be like other couples in the future?"

Ye Qiuchan murmured sweetly, "Slowly fading away and becoming speechless?"

"stupid."

Xiao Yu kissed her forehead, "When the relationship fades, we will cultivate it. If we have nothing to say, we will find a topic. If we feel tired, we will get to know each other again. If we are tired, give each other space. But I warn you, if you dare to run away, I will Find a rope to tie you up."

"What if Qingwu wants to run away?" Ye Qiuchan asked with a smile.

"Then break her legs." Xiao Yu grinned.

Ye Qiuchan smiled, closed her eyes, and kissed his lips.

You have to keep your word, otherwise...

My sister can kill people!