The fool has become a spirit, and she can speak
Chapter 1130 The pants stuck to the wound
At this time, Yan Shizhao put two more sesame cakes on the fire, "There are sesame cakes. If you are hungry, you two can eat them."
Qiao Rong shook his head and declined politely, "Thank you for your kindness, sir, but it's not necessary. Our friends should be back with food soon."
Yan Shizhao asked: "How many people are there in your group? Are they all kids like you two?"
Qiao Rong said: "Our friends are adults, they are nearby, I am an adult too, only my young master is still young."
Seeing that the master and servant were guarding against him as if he were a thief, Yan Shizhao didn't say much.
At this moment, Sui Dan's joyful voice came from the cave entrance, "Look what I brought back?" However, when he walked into the cave happily, he saw the extra person and was stunned. He asked suspiciously, "Hey? Who is this person? Why is he here?"
"This is Yan Shizhao." Qiao Rong repeated to Sui Dan what Cheng Youning had just said to him.
After listening to this, Sui Dan nodded thoughtfully, then threw the prey in his hand to the fire. His eyes then fell on the sizzling, fragrant, and golden and crispy sesame cake above the fire.
Looking at Yan Shizhao who was eating sesame cakes, Sui Dan asked bluntly: "Brother, since this cave is yours, shouldn't you also show some hospitality? These two kids are so hungry that their chests are almost sticking to their backs, and you are eating here by yourself?"
After saying that, Sui Dan reached out and picked up a pancake from the fire, opened his mouth and took a bite.
Cheng Youning and Qiao Rong said almost at the same time: "Don't eat!"
Sui Dan, still chewing the sesame cake, turned around with a bewildered look on his face and asked in confusion, "Why can't I eat it?"
Qiao Rong said: "The young lady repeatedly reminded me not to talk to strangers when I go out, and not to eat anything given by strangers.
At this time, Yan Shizhaoran said, "They were afraid that my cakes were poisonous, so they refused to eat them even after I offered them to them twice. I had no choice but to eat them myself."
After Sui Dan figured out what was going on, he handed the cake in his hand to Cheng Youning and said, "Eat it."
Cheng Youning looked at the pancake in front of him, swallowed his saliva and asked, "Really... can I really eat it?"
Sui Dan said, "It's edible. How can I not tell whether it's poisonous or not? Eat it with confidence and don't starve yourself."
Hearing this, Cheng Youning took the pancake and started eating it with peace of mind.
Sui Dan boldly gave Qiao Rong a pancake and took one for himself, then said to the people in the cave: "Everyone eat first, I will roast a pheasant for you later. By the way, Yan Shizhao, do you have any wine here?"
Yan Shizhao thought for a moment and replied, "Does medicinal wine count as wine?"
When Sui Dan heard this, he immediately became excited: "Medicinal wine is great! Medicinal wine is also wine, you find it out, and we will drink a few sips later!"
Yan Shizhao couldn't help but ask curiously: "Don't you even ask what kind of medicinal wine this is? What if the medicinal properties conflict with each other?"
Sui Dan smiled nonchalantly: "If you can poison me to death, it means you are capable. By the way, do you have salt and seasoning? Put some in when roasting the pheasant."
"Yes, but how did you catch this pheasant? Pheasants rest in trees at night."
Sui Dan said: "I climbed a tree."
Yan Shizhao looked the boneless Suidan up and down and asked, "How can you climb a tree and catch pheasants in such a dark night?"
Sui Dan said: "Why can't I do it? If Cheng Youning's butt wasn't injured, it would never be my turn to do this kind of job of catching pheasants!"
Cheng Youning, who was sitting by the fire eating a pancake, heard this and kept shaking his head and blinking at Sui Dan, but Sui Dan didn't understand what he meant. He also said, "Cheng Youning, are your eyes uncomfortable? Why do you keep blinking? When you finish this pancake, let Qiao Rong apply medicine to your butt. If the wound gets worse, I, Sui Dan, will be in trouble."
Seeing that Sui Dan was really reckless, Cheng Youning had no choice but to carry the cake and lie down on the stone slab where he had just been lying. Qiao Rong found the golden wound medicine and then carefully helped him take off his pants.
Cheng Youning whispered, "Qiao Rong, please be gentle."
Qiao Rong's face was full of tension, and there were even a few beads of sweat on his forehead. He stammered in response: "Young Master, this is bad! Your pants are stuck to the wound and can't be taken off."
Hearing this, Cheng Youning, who was originally calm, suddenly became nervous, "What should I do? Can I just water it?"
After hearing this, Qiao Rong frowned and shook his head repeatedly, saying, "How can that be possible? If you really do this, the wound will definitely get infected, and then it might even become festering!"
Cheng Youning became more and more worried after hearing this. He couldn't help but start to worry whether his butt would be safe and sound, so he asked again: "If this continues, can I still keep my butt?"
Just when the two of them didn't know what to do, Sui Dan came over boldly. He looked at them curiously and asked, "What are you two kids mumbling about here? How is the wound? Is it infected?"
Qiao Rong quickly stretched out his hand to show him Cheng Youning's pants, and complained with a worried look on his face: "It's not much better than infection. Look, the young master's pants are stuck to his flesh. What should I do?"
Unexpectedly, Sui Dan not only did not help but burst into laughter, laughing so hard that tears were about to flow out. "Hahahaha, hahahaha, this is so funny! Hahahaha, how did these pants get stuck?"
Seeing Sui Dan gloating over someone else's misfortune, Cheng Youning was so angry that he sat up and glared at Sui Dan with eyes wide open, saying, "Sui Dan, it's all your fault. You're still laughing."
"You made a mistake and got beaten, what does that have to do with me? I just took you the wrong way. But you didn't stay in bed with your butt beaten up, but insisted on going home. Now you're done, your pants are stuck, right?"
Cheng Youning glared at Sui Dan and said, "Don't gloat over my misfortune. Help me think of a solution."
Sui Dan spread his hands and responded with a smile: "What can we do about it? Just take off your pants directly."
Hearing this, Cheng Youning's eyes widened immediately, and he yelled at Sui Dan angrily: "Sui Dan, you are bad! You are clearly trying to harm me. If you force me to reveal it, my bottom will definitely become worse! So forcefully revealing it is absolutely not allowed!"
Sui Dan scratched his head. He really didn't have any good ideas. "Then what should we do? This is deep in the mountains and old forests. Where can I find a doctor for you?"
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