The fool has become a spirit, and she can speak

Chapter 555 I’ll punish you with three years’ salary and use it to make wigs for everyone.

Wan Lianxing thought about it in his heart. This prefect is only a third-grade official. Even if he has power, it is still a hard job. Fengying County is a place of exile. There is nothing that needs his governance in that place. Mainly because he has no experience in governance. ah.

The emperor once said: "Do you dislike the fact that you have little power, or do you dislike the fact that it is a drudgery?"

After two people have been together for a long time, they can guess pretty much what each other is thinking.

Wan Lengxing said: "Your Majesty, if you are willing to let me go, then let me take off my armor and return to the fields and go home to farm."

"Humph, you really want to be free and happy. Remember this. As long as I am in power, you must be an official. It doesn't matter if you are not."

Wan Lianxing said: "Your Majesty, I am not able to govern a place at my age. It is better to hire a good person to govern a place like Fengying. I am incompetent."

The emperor said: "You think you are putting up with me for so many years. Let me tell you, I have put up with you for a long time. For many years, you pretended to be sick whenever you were in a bad mood. Now that I have given you a hard job, you have to go back to your hometown again." , you dare to call yourself old in front of me."

Wan Lianxing said: "It is said that Fengying is very hot. I went there to work as an errand. Do I still have the life to come back?"

The emperor said: "I have no choice. Either I will send you to Fengying to do hard work, or you can pack up and set off to manage Fengying immediately."

Wan Lengxing said: "Let's set off immediately. Isn't it too hasty?"

The emperor said: "What I said is an imperial edict. I am not asking you to bargain with me. If Fengying County cannot be managed well, you will not be allowed to return to Beijing to face the Holy Spirit in your life."

Wan Lianxing saw that he had no choice but to accept the order.

"I accept the decree."

The emperor said: "Before you leave, please tell me something."

"What's the matter?"

The emperor said: "My palace is almost turning into a nunnery. It's not enough that the concubines have lost their hair. The hair of the maids has also been targeted. I want to know if it was your people who did it?"

Wan Liexing denied it and said, "No."

The emperor said: "You have been imprisoned for two months. More than forty chickens and ducks were lost in my royal kitchen, and more than sixty bottles of wine were lost. I want to know who ate them."

Wan Lengxing said: "It must have been some greedy little father-in-law or the little maid who stole it. It must be like this."

The emperor said: "The food in the prison is not good. I want to know how you still keep on losing weight."

Wan Liexing said: "Thanks to the emperor's blessing, Liexing was unscathed."

"Hmph, where's that follower of yours who is pretending to be mysterious and haunting? Let him come out and show me."

Wan Lengxing said: "I don't know where he is. This guy is a lunatic and refuses to be controlled. I have wanted to cure him for a long time, but I just couldn't catch him."

"Tell him to come out and let me see him."

Wan Lengxing said: "I will definitely scare the emperor when I see him. Mainly because this person has no rules at all."

The emperor said: "I haven't seen anyone before. Let him come out."

Wan Lengxing said, "Okay, let me follow you out."

A string of weird laughter came from far away, and suddenly a tall and thin man appeared in front of the emperor. The emperor leaned back, and Eunuch Li next to him was so frightened that he almost hid under the table.

This person's face was very small, whiter than paper, and a pair of motionless three-white eyes would make people think that this person was mentally ill. This appearance really shocked the emperor.

Wan Lengxing said: "Go away."

In the blink of an eye the man disappeared.

The emperor said: "Why did you raise such a person? Does this person have a normal mind?"

Wan Lianxing said: "It's not normal. It's not normal at all. He's a psycho. The problem is that I can't drive him away and I can't control him. He makes me hate him so much that I want to scratch him but can't. Otherwise I would have beaten him up." Damn him."

"What kind of Kung Fu does he practice?"

"In Qinggong, you can do some Qinggong and pretend to be a ghost, but you can't do anything else."

Wan Lengxing said it lightly, but the emperor didn't think so. His Qinggong was astounding, and there was no such prodigy in his imperial army.

The emperor said: "When you go to the camp, you must take him away. Don't let him stay in my palace and cause trouble."

Wan Lengxing said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, he will go wherever I go. He will never dare to disturb the Emperor."

The emperor said: "Did he come with you every day when you entered the palace?"

Wan Lengxing said: "It depends on his mood. I can't control him. He is not controlled by anyone."

The emperor said: "How do you know whether he is following or not?"

Wan Lengxing said: "When the wind passes by me, he comes."

The emperor said: "You ordered him to shave the heads of people in my palace?"

Wan Lengxing said: "It's unfair, Your Majesty. I can't move him under my command."

Wan Lengxing shouted toward the outside of the palace: "Follow me, follow me..."

Wan Lengxing shook his head and said: "Look, he doesn't listen to me at all. He is a pervert. If he stays in the world, he will be a disaster. But he said that he will not die until I die, and he will not allow me to die until he dies. Pervert, very The earth is perverted.”

The emperor said: "Since he is yours, you will be punished on his behalf."

Wan Liexing said: "How else can I be punished? Your Majesty, I am wronged." Wan Liexing wiped his tears as he said this.

The emperor said: "Okay, don't act for me. I will fine you three years of salary and use it to make wigs for everyone."

Wan Lengxing said: "This hair incident has nothing to do with me, and it was not done by my attendant. He doesn't even know how to use a knife, let alone a razor."

The emperor said: "Okay, pack up and wash up and rush to Feng camp."

Wan Lianxing looked like he was crying and said: "Your Majesty, the birds in the camp don't even poop. How can I live without a salary?"

The emperor said: "The guards who went to your house have all returned. The gold and silver in your house are piled up like mountains. Without this salary, you will not starve to death. Please step back."

"emperor……"

"Wash and shave before you hit the road. Don't let those thousands of mini Bianjing women down."

"emperor."

Eunuch Li said: "Congratulations, Lord Marquis. Congratulations, Lord Marquis. Your Majesty is tired and has gone to rest. You can go and wash up with me."

Every maid I saw while walking by was wearing a hat.

Wan Lianxing felt a little guilty because he was hurting innocent people.

"Eunuch Li, are there any maids with hair?"

Eunuch Li shook his head and whispered: "That man of yours is really capable of causing harm to others. He shaved off all of them without missing a single one. They look like nuns. The emperor can let you go. It shows that the emperor is very worried." I respect the Marquis."

Wan Lengxing said: "It's really not my people who shaved it off."

Eunuch Li glanced around, and then whispered: "Master Marquis, I believe you, do you believe me? Your Majesty does. This man of yours is so skilled. No matter how many more people are sent by the palace, no matter how many dragnets are laid out, we can't catch him." If the Emperor doesn't think so highly of the Marquis, then you have to bear this crime on your behalf. It's as simple as three years' salary."