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Chapter 979: A World Upside Down (6)
"Two liang!"
"Five taels! I'll pay five taels for Peony to spend a night with me!"
"Eight taels!"
"Twelve!"
"..."
The courtesan Mudan was already famous for her beauty, and her dance had just captivated countless women. The price of a night of passion was rising.
Suddenly a hoarse voice broke out:
"I'll pay one thousand taels of gold to buy Bai Mudan. I want him to dance by my bed every night!"
Everyone looked in the direction of the voice and saw an old woman with gray hair, wrinkled face, but rosy complexion and a bright look, staring at Bai Jun on the stage with a squinting look.
Bai Jun: "Fuck... you old fool, why are you joining in the fun!"
The madam immediately glared at Bai Jun and said, "Don't talk nonsense! He is Minister Lu of the current dynasty. He is rich and powerful. Don't offend him!"
He turned around and asked the guests, "Is there anyone who offers a higher price than Minister Lu?"
"3!"
"2!"
"1!"
"Congratulations, Minister Lu, for marrying your beautiful lady!"
Many people who knew Minister Lu in the audience congratulated him:
"Minister Lu, you are eighty years old and you are taking in a new person! You are really strong and healthy!"
"Haha... it really fits the saying 'one pear tree outshines the crabapple tree'. This can be cited as a good story!"
"I just wonder if the old husband of the minister's family will be jealous?"
"Why are you jealous?" Minister Lu stroked his gray hair and said, "It is a good thing for a woman to pursue women. My husband is virtuous and generous. He is a role model for men all over the world. He will never be jealous!"
"I will enter the bridal chamber tonight, and in three days I will officially take Mudan as my eighteenth concubine in the Lu Mansion!"
"Fuck you!" Bai Jun was so angry that he yelled, "I quit! Madam, let go of my hand or I'll be rude to you! We agreed to just dance for show, but you actually sold me out? Do you really think I'm a duck?"
As a result, he was only able to stand firm for a few seconds before being carried upstairs by several female thugs.
The madam explained with a smile: "Don't be offended, Minister Lu. Although my son has a bad temper, he is good at serving people. I will have someone send him upstairs first. After you have eaten and drunk well, you can go upstairs and enjoy the gentleness of the beauty."
Minister Lu waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter. I like riding a fierce horse the most. A sluggish one is boring. Tell someone to clean him up. My friend and I will go to the bridal chamber after we finish drinking!"
Bai Jun was carried to the room upstairs, cursing and shouting all the way.
But soon after taking a stick of incense, he stopped making trouble.
The female thug next to him sneered: "This isn't your first time having sex with a customer, why are you pretending to be a chaste man? You're wasting one more stick of incense for no reason."
Another female thug said: "It's good for you to be men, you can make money just by lying down. It's a pity that I'm not a man and don't have male beauty, otherwise I can also make money with my body."
The two thugs left the room and closed the door.
Bai Jun, who was drugged by the incense, felt weak all over, like a limp dead fish, lying on the bed and crying silently.
"Zhang Xuexue, if you don't come to save me, my innocence will be gone!"
"Wuwuwu... Grandma, you only told me to be the bait, but you didn't say I would be eaten up completely."
"What the hell is this world? Why is being a man so hard?"
"Squeak~"
The door was opened and closed, and then footsteps were heard again. Soon, the footsteps stopped beside the bed.
Bai Jun was lying on his side facing the inside of the bed, and thought it was the minister who had come. He immediately shouted, "You old man, don't touch me! I'm telling you, I'm not the kind of person you think I am. I'd rather die in glory than live in disgrace!"
"Bai Jun, it's me."
Zhang Xuexue turned Bai Jun's body over and frowned immediately: "Have you been poisoned by the incense?"
When Bai Jun saw Zhang Xuexue, he burst into tears.
"Xuexue, you finally came to save me! If you were a step later, I would not be able to face you!"
Zhang Xuexue asked with concern: "How do you feel now?"
Bai Jun said: "I feel weak all over and even speaking is a bit difficult."
"I guess this is a common trick used by the madams to deal with disobedient girls...oh, a man."
"Xuexue, are you here to redeem me? That bastard minister paid a thousand gold coins to buy me. If you can come up with more money, maybe you can redeem me. A thousand gold coins should not be a difficult thing for you, right? After all, you are Zhang Xuexue!"
Zhang Xuexue touched her nose with a bit of guilt: "If it were in the real world, I could get you a ton of gold, not to mention a thousand taels. But here... my luck seems to have decreased. I just wandered around the street for a long time and didn't even pick up a penny."
"I wanted to go to the gambling house to win some money, but I lost the few copper coins I had. Oh, this is the first time I found out that making money is so difficult. I was afraid that something might happen to you, so I didn't dare to stay outside for too long and came here quickly."
Bai Jun blinked his eyes: "So you sneaked in now? You don't have any money left, you lost it all?"
Zhang Xuexue nodded: "I'm sorry, Bai Jun, I can't redeem you openly..."
At this point, a thought suddenly occurred to me, "I think I know why my lucky attribute doesn't work."
She looked at Bai Jun and said, "To the people in this world, we did not appear out of thin air, but have real identities and origins. For example, you are now Bai Mudan, the courtesan of Jinghua Pavilion, not Bai Jun."
"My name in this world is Zhang Sheng, a scholar from a poor family. I wanted to cross the social class through the imperial examination, but I spent all my money on lingering in brothels."
"So it's impossible for a poor scholar like Zhang Sheng to make a lot of money easily. He doesn't have any luck at all."
Bai Jun said, "I think I understand a little bit. But the question is what should we do next? I am Bai Mudan here, am I really going to marry that 80-year-old woman? And she is so shameless!"
Zhang Xuexue said: "I have been to the Paradise Cinema with Wanwan and Yu Shanzhu before. In the world of movies, we have to follow the plot and find the key to breaking the deadlock bit by bit, so as to get out of the movie dilemma."
"So I wonder if this world is similar to that movie world? It requires us to follow our own identities, follow the plot, find clues, and finally break out of the situation?"
Bai Jun blinked innocently: "So?"
Zhang Xuexue patted his shoulder and said with pity: "Why don't you just bear with it for a while?"
Bai Jun said: "Do you want to listen to what you are saying? I endure it? How can I endure it! If I continue to endure it, my innocence will be gone!"
Zhang Xuexue stroked her chin, feeling a little troubled: "You have to maintain the identity of Bai Mudan, but you can't easily lose your innocence. Oh, this is really a bit difficult!"
At this moment, Minister Lu's obscene voice came from outside the door: "Haha, handsome young man, are you waiting impatiently? I'm coming to take good care of you!"
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