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This year's Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Monkey is definitely the most watched one in the past ten years according to the polls. On a meager basis, at least [-]% of the audience clicked the button they wanted to watch...

You must know that not watching the Spring Festival Gala before was a behavior agreed by young people. Even if anyone secretly watched the Spring Festival Gala, he would become the object of contempt from others.

But it’s different now. Because of Zhang Chen’s participation, this Year of the Monkey Spring Festival Gala has a completely different meaning for many young people...

Coupled with the betting on the toilet seat, watching the Spring Festival Gala turned into "watching the fun"!

In the days leading up to New Year’s Eve on Weibo, it was the number one trending search topic for more than a week. According to the rules of the Internet, the seven-day rule...

The popularity will gradually subside, but the popularity of the Spring Festival Gala this year is expected to be on the rise, which simply violates objective laws...

The Spring Festival Gala started at 8 p.m., and after the news at 7:30, the popularity reached its peak. When everyone thought that they could count down the seconds to look forward to it, no one expected that the Spring Festival Gala on the toilet seat would take the lead. Played a dirty trick.

It starts ten minutes early!

You must know that the popularity of the Internet is so high now, a large amount of traffic will pour in even a minute in advance, raising the ratings...

This is like jumping the gun before the starting gun has fired. Although it is unethical, there seems to be no other way to punish this immorality other than a few words of curse.

The most important thing is that this is just the beginning. Toilet Platform's methods don't stop there. Soon, as the Toilet Platform Spring Festival Gala begins, an overwhelming red envelope war begins...

If you shake your phone along with the "Toilet Table Spring Festival Gala", you can get red envelopes simultaneously. After opening, you will randomly get an amount ranging from 1 yuan to 100 yuan, and it will be delivered every minute...

And random lucky bags worth a thousand yuan will be distributed every 5 minutes!

This closely linked red envelope strategy may be the trick that Toilet Station thought would win the CCTV Spring Festival Gala this time. After all, the competition was based on ratings...

You don’t care what method I use to keep the audience on my side, even if it means throwing money and money, but at least from a practical level, the audience is here just for this little profit...

Victory without force is still victory, even though defeat is glorious, it is still defeat!

In the competition of consequentialism, whether the process is just or unjust is actually completely unimportant.

Sure enough, not only did this method work, but more people came in than they expected because of the red envelopes.

Although no one may actually pick up a dollar when it falls on the ground, but if it is placed in an electronic red envelope, many people will flock to it.

As soon as the popularity here started to rise, the toilet seat immediately became a hot search item...

"The fake news that the Toilet Channel Spring Festival Gala's ratings exceeded 15 points has become one of the hottest searches along with the popularity. Although the person responsible for statistics is the famous Guduo data in the industry, everyone knows that this so-called official statistics company itself It’s owned by Toilet Platform Holdings!”

"And now that the two armies are at war, who cares about the authenticity of the data? Who would care about the authenticity of the data? If you are just watching the excitement in the poetry battlefield, who will find out which side's war report is fake..."

So the toilet seat at this moment can be said to be very proud.

The first opening program even went to great lengths and directly invited [-] veteran artists to perform an opening chorus...

The technique and singing skills are both top-notch, and the singers are all familiar from the past. It is a surefire hit for middle-aged and elderly audiences!

And the rest of the young audience were tied to the warship of the Spring Festival Gala on the toilet stage with red envelopes. For a moment, everyone seemed to have ignored that they should go to CCTV to watch the Spring Festival Gala...

And all the heat was gathered on the toilet seat!

Backstage on the toilet platform, Deputy Director Wang was in a state of joy. He was like a marshal recruiting soldiers on the battlefield, constantly manipulating all the people at the front and backstage in order to keep the ratings and crush CCTV. …

"Publicity team, if the backstage ratings increase by one point, the poster will increase by two points. Guduo, please prepare the data well and don't let people see the problem from the books!"

"The front desk data group, increase the intensity of red envelopes, and strive for cash flow. When has the toilet seat ever been short of money? Remember, what you invest now will become an influx of advertising investment next year..."

"I only want one result, and I will crush CCTV's ratings under my feet!"

"The public opinion groups, whether they are meager or on the short video platform, all the trolls have set up for me, focusing on promoting 'Zhang Chen can't save the CCTV Spring Festival Gala', and taking advantage of the popularity to badmouth them for me!"

At this moment, Assistant Director Wang is like a lunatic who has fallen into a state of madness. After more than a month of preparation, the clarion call for counterattack is finally sounded at this moment...

If he didn't put in [-]% of his strength, he wouldn't be able to warm up for such a long time!

On a meager note, the official website of the toilet seat is simply "good news". The number of fans watching has skyrocketed, although some of them do suspect that the data of the toilet seat is falsified...

But compared to the navy, which had been well prepared, the number of these people seemed a bit too small, and doubts were often drowned out by the navy's remarks as soon as they came out.

All kinds of bad words about the CCTV Spring Festival Gala are endless...

"The CCTV Spring Festival Gala was a disaster. This year's Spring Festival Gala will have to watch the toilet seat!"

"It is suitable for all ages and is suitable for both refined and popular tastes. The ratings are almost reaching 20 points, which is a record-breaking performance!"

"This is just the beginning. In my opinion, this year's bet will be won by the Toilet Stage Spring Festival Gala, and it is a sure win. I won't say any more, let's grab the red envelope~"

"Zhang Chen is good at making music, but being a 'leader' doesn't necessarily mean that. Now he is asked to lead a team of people to make music for the Spring Festival Gala. I think it's disgusting!"

"Now the facts are here. The winner has been decided, right? Don't forget that Zhang Chen vowed in the live broadcast that he could handle it. In the middle, he even took the time to create an album..."

"It's clear that he is passive and slack. He doesn't take the Spring Festival Gala to heart at all. He only focuses on making money for himself. How can a person like this organize the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Furthermore, the CCTV Spring Festival Gala has not been innovative and changeful for so many years. Everyone is tired of aesthetics. Just talking about the benefits, the Toilet Stage Spring Festival Gala has red envelopes, what does CCTV have?"

"This is the difference in structure. Why should everyone watch your show during the Chinese New Year? Isn't it just for family gatherings or to get lucky and have fun..."

"If you don't want to spend this little money, then isn't it obvious to the naked eye that you were surpassed by the toilet table Spring Festival Gala?"

Obviously, the level of rhythm of this group of trolls is not bad at all. Even among the group of trolls trained on the toilet bench who specialize in helping their own popular celebrity traffic variety shows to conquer the city, they are among the best among the best...

Therefore, this group of people quickly picked up the pace.

Just taking the lead in just ten minutes is a complete victory in the first battle for the entire toilet seat...

CCTV did not respond to this, or in other words, it had no intention of responding at all.

It was delayed until 8 o'clock, when the CCTV Spring Festival Gala officially started!

The situation was reversed in an instant...