I have terminal cancer, and you want me to sing an inspirational song?

Zhang Chen found a place where no one was and sat down.

The bar is not that big. Halfway along the 318 road, the city itself is no longer as prosperous as it was at the beginning. Instead, there are various ethnic groups and pubs in the form of inns.

At this moment, Zhang Chen glanced at the bar. Apart from a dozen people dressed as travel companions, most of them were so-called artists who came to cleanse their souls.

On the stage, anyone can sing a few lines.

The plateau is very busy at night, so all the wine sold is high-alcohol wine. Friends from all over the world exchanged glasses and quickly chatted together.

Drinking and chatting, everyone chatted together without any grudges, especially when girls like Shana came in...

A group of rough guys who were drinking also started to whistle.

This is a slightly uncivilized way to express welcome.

And now on the stage, the long-haired artist who was singing an old-fashioned rock song also sang more energetically, with a sudden high note...

Everyone who was directly led applauded.

Among the four female knights, Ye Min, who is usually the liveliest, had her eyes rolling at the moment and said to the girls around her: "The plan begins!"

The weakest Chen Xue showed a hint of timidity in her expression: "Isn't this good? You are teasing someone's uncle without any injustice. Besides, even if someone is carrying a guitar and not singing, it is not breaking the law."

"Why do you have to force me?"

After these words were spoken, the eldest sister Shana with dreadlocks also said: "Don't play too crazy outside, everyone has his own personality, don't go out of your way, be careful of overturning."

Several people were chatting here, but Guan Rui, the coldest girl, held her cheek and said: "How can this be said to be a joke? If he is really a singer, he can go up and show it off..."

"Otherwise, they are just pretending to be serious. For those who are pretentious, we should expose them without hesitation. Otherwise, many young and artistic young women in 318 will be poisoned by such people sooner or later!"

"Let's put it nicely, it's about cracking down on counterfeiting, it's about doing good and accumulating virtue..."

These words directly reached a consensus with Ye Min, and the two high-fived each other. Immediately, Ye Min seemed to have received approval, and walked directly forward to the stage.

Chen Xue's expression was a little ugly...

"You guys are going too far."

"You have to have a certain temper when teasing people..."

At this moment, Chen Xue simply no longer wanted to sit and chat with them. The sisters rarely quarreled and quarreled along the way, but at this moment, her reaction fell into the eyes of several people, making them even more confused...

"As for what?"

"Just for an unknown uncle? Is it possible that Chen Xue fell in love with him? Yes, that kind of fake deep and artistic uncle is really lethal to a silly girl like Xiaoxue who has never experienced anything in the world. huge!"

"Then we need to expose him even more. We can't let this kind of pseudo-literary art continue!"

At this moment, several girls had their own thoughts, and Ye Min, the liveliest one, had already gone up to the stage and muttered a few words to the host, and then left immediately.

Zhang Chen was still drinking there by himself. It seemed that he didn't realize what these girls were planning at all. In other words, he knew that he was being plotted, but he didn't take it to heart at all.

After a while, the singer on the stage suddenly stood up slowly and pointed at Zhang Chen...

"We welcome the old man over there who carries the guitar to come up and sing a song!"

Zhang Chen, who was brought back to his senses by a burst of cheers, was stunned for a moment, uncle?

call me?

Immediately, he couldn't help but glance at himself in the mirror. He was indeed unshaven and even looked a bit slovenly. He looked several years older than his actual age.

Unless someone is particularly familiar, there is no way to tell who it is from the brows!

But being teased at this moment still made Zhang Chen a little unhappy...

Immediately, he subconsciously looked in the direction of the girls, and sure enough, they snickered and turned their heads. There was no need to guess, the truth was already very obvious.

At this moment, only Chen Xue was looking at Zhang Chen from a distance, as if she was secretly apologizing for the sisters, and showed an apologetic expression towards Zhang Chen...

She even felt that the sisters had played too much today!

"Uncle, that's right, it's you! Come up and show us your skills~"

"Don't wait, everyone, please give me a round of applause. Let's enjoy 318 and have fun all the way. When you come to the inn, you will become a family..."

"Sing one, sing one~"

It was obvious that the atmosphere had been heated up at this moment, and several travel friends who were minding their own drinking couldn't help but look at Zhang Chen.

It seems that watching a good show is more interesting than drinking.

Among the girls, the dreadlocked eldest sister Dashana also looked at Zhang Chen and said to the sisters beside her: "We followed him all the way, but we didn't see him sing even a single line."

"Do you think he can sing today?"

Ye Min said subconsciously: "Hee hee, maybe we will really succeed in cracking down on counterfeiting today. We have seen a lot of those fake literary silver pewter gun heads. Whether he sings or not, his secret will be revealed today."

On the contrary, Guan Rui, the coldest person, joked: "You are so tricking people, and you are not afraid that the guitar bag contains a real machine gun, which will blow you away!"

When several girls heard this, they all burst into laughter.

They all came out of the ivory tower and have never experienced any danger. Naturally, they are not aware of their excessive behavior. If it is seen in the eyes of some people, it is enough to become a reason to do evil things to them!

At this moment, facing the booing from these people, Zhang Chen's first feeling was that it was ridiculous.

Secondly, I feel a little unhappy...

He and these girls are strangers to each other, and they have no grievances or grudges. They just follow him all the way. Now he actually wants to take the opportunity to make a fool of himself and crack down on fakes?

Shaking his head, Zhang Chen immediately slapped a big bill on the table and pretended to leave, too lazy to pay attention to the teasing of these little girls...

But he didn't expect that the artistic young people on stage would quit, and there were even a few tattooed men who subconsciously blocked him at the door.

"The girl just said, you followed them, why is it that the threshold of the literary and art world is so low now, that you can harass others just by carrying a broken guitar?"

"I look down on people like you the most. The image of 318 as a travel companion is ruined by people like you. Either you show us your skills today, or you don't have to leave..."

"What we like to fix most is scum like you!"

At this moment, several people clenched their fists loudly, and the surroundings were full of booing sounds, as if they were trying to stand Zhang Chen up and roast him.

Zhang Chen looked in the direction of the girls.

tsk~

Did the thief shout to catch the thief?

"Really want to hear it?"

Zhang Chen pondered for a long time, and saw many people around him raising their mobile phones, as if they wanted to expose themselves. After thinking about it, he seemed to have thought of something...

His attitude suddenly changed.

As he asked the question at this moment, there was a round of applause, which was enough to prove everyone's expectations.

But under this expectation, there is a joke waiting for you to make a fool of yourself...

Zhang Chen also noticed it.

In the end, watching Zhang Chen walk towards the stage step by step, the girls obviously realized that they had gone too far today, and they all looked at each other and said, "Let's..."

"Is it too big a deal?"