I have terminal cancer, and you want me to sing an inspirational song?
Chapter 326 Variety show genius, Party A took the train overnight!
The bowl in Zhang Chen's hand was filled with something sticky. Qiao Shan glanced at it and felt it looked familiar, so he asked, "Teacher Zhang Chen..."
"Why does this medicine look so similar to the Hougu Mixi I drank this morning? What kind of medicine is this?"
Zhang Chen waved his hand: "This is that thing. I saw them broadcasting this morning that this thing is good for the stomach. I thought Tianba just had bloating after eating too much. If I give him a bowl of this, he should be fine."
Qiao Shan's head was full of black lines, but Zhang Chen was really not joking and actually ran over to feed the sheep.
The barrage exploded...
"Hahaha, Teacher Zhang Chen is such a talent! I never thought that he would ruin things like this. Party A withdrew its capital overnight because it was afraid of encountering a young girl like him!"
"I remember that everyone except Teacher Zhang Chen drank it in the morning. Now everyone who drinks this rice wine or not is silent..."
"Sheep: 'Please let me die, please let me die quickly, okay? I have bloating, but I don't want to drink rice water. Although I may not be able to become a human being after reincarnation, Zhang Chen, you are really Not a human being'!"
"I hope there is no Zhang Chen in heaven. This is too explosive. He has to sing, otherwise he will not be of any benefit to this society. It is simply a black hole of life experience..."
At this moment, it was obvious that the audience was enjoying watching Zhang Chen do all kinds of stupid things, and even thought that everything that happened was scripted by the program crew and asked Zhang Chen to do this...
However, Yan Min was confused backstage at this moment, what kind of script! If my screenwriters and planners could have thought of such an explosive link, then my position as chief director would really be unsafe...
The sheep that I have raised for half a year are definitely not meant for Zhang Chen to play with like this!
"What are you still doing? Go out and get first aid!"
"Inform the guests, stop cooking. If you go out a little later, the live sheep will turn into a pile of mutton..."
Yan Min quickly called for help, waiting for the animal experts from the program team to come out, and for Teacher He and others to put down their work and run out of the mushroom house to rescue the sheep...
Qiao Shan was so frightened that he raised his hands above his head.
"I didn't do it. I didn't expect that feeding sheep is still a technical job. I plead guilty and surrender. Brothers and sisters, I really didn't kill your sheep!"
Qiao Shan's eyes were full of grievances. Zhang Chen fed the sheep like that and he thought that he would feed the sheep in the same way. After all, Zhang Chen was a resident guest. He didn't know how to feed sheep better than he did?
But who would have known that this was actually the first time for Zhang Chen to feed the Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks. So many people caught her, and she fed the sheep to death for her first time as a guest...
Qiao Shan really felt like he killed someone and was witnessed by everyone.
The barrage was going crazy with joy right now.
"Yao Shou, the King of Great Health Care was so frightened. We will testify to you that you really did not feed this precious sheep to death. You are an accessory, and Zhang Chen is the principal culprit!"
"Good guy, this is really the most explosive variety show I have ever seen in these years, a fake reality show: 'Oh, sheep are so cute, why do they eat sheep?', a real reality show: 'Huh? Can sheep be eaten? Feed them to death'..."
"Hahaha, now I wonder if Mr. Zhang Chen really didn't know, or did he feed him to death on purpose? Do you want to eat mutton?"
Along with the excitement on the barrage, Mr. Rao Shihe has been working in the TV station for decades and has rich rescue skills. However, looking at the sheep on the ground, there is only air coming out, and the bowl of morning milk in Zhang Chen’s hand. I just finished advertising for Mi Xi...
I don’t know how to smooth things over for a while!
This……
Party A: "Are you polite? My Mixi nourishes the stomach, but I didn't ask you to nourish the stomach of the sheep!"
Audience: "You are so cruel. You have been feeding the sheep to death for more than half a year. Are you still a human being? Remember to put more cumin, it will suck~"
Yan Min: "I didn't know for a moment whether the decision to live broadcast was really the right one. Zhang Chen is simply the biggest variable in this show..."
At this moment, everyone had their own thoughts. When a group of animal experts came forward to examine the sheep for a long time, they finally found that it was indeed a step too slow, and Tianba had been stretched to death...
Zhang Chen's expression suddenly changed.
After giving the sheep chest compressions without giving up, he took a white sheet and covered it. Then with the help of several staff members, he carried the sheep's body to the depression outside the mushroom house.
"Hey, I have never seen Teacher Zhang Chen like this. He probably realizes that he was wrong and is repenting, right?"
"Many people are usually very strong in one field, but are cute and silly in other fields. For example, although Teacher Zhang Chen is very good at singing, his life experience is almost a blank slate..."
"This is the meaning of reality shows. Seeing the side of artists that we usually don't see, makes people discover the shining points outside of their lives."
"That's right, artists are human beings too, and musicians like Mr. Zhang Chen are more sensitive. I guess they are feeling sad right now!"
At this moment, the audience seemed to be analyzing the loss and confusion on Zhang Chen's face.
The other guests were also quick to smooth things over. They all knew that something would happen during the live broadcast, but who would have thought that such a big accident would happen...
Did Zhang Chen feed the sheep to death, or did he go with Qiao Shan, the guest in the first episode?
Sheep is probably complaining in his heart right now, how presumptuous you are...
A person would be starved to death after eating a meal for several hours, let alone a sheep!
Teacher He: "Maybe the meaning of life is like this. While feeling helpless and losing something, you can realize your mistakes and then slowly change."
"Teacher Zhang Chen is a mortal after all, at least in life."
Peng Peng: "Teacher Zhang Chen's expression just now seemed very sad. He probably didn't know that Tianba would be strangled to death. Moreover, Houtu rice is really good for the stomach. It is rich in 21 kinds of native Chinese medicinal materials and uses modern technology... …”
Huang Lei: "Hey, ordinary people don't know that I need to be measured when feeding sheep. Zhang Chen also reminded the audience this time that you need to be careful when feeding."
Shen Na: "I have never seen Zhang Chen like this. You see, he seems to be digging a hole there. He probably wants to bury Tianba. Even though it is a sheep, he is also emotionally moved."
Qiao Shan wiped his tears and echoed: "The teachers are right. After all, we are all blind in life. It is normal to fail to feed the sheep for the first time. You see Teacher Zhang Chen making a fire over there, he should be trying to make Tianba After cremation, burial..."
"Besides, the hole he dug was so deep, and the funeral was quite grand. Teacher Zhang Chen is indeed a sweet-tempered person. If Tianbaquan knows something about it, he should be relieved."
At this moment, accompanied by the discussions of several guests, a group of netizens on the barrage held back tears and felt something was wrong. Cremation or burial?
You say he loves animals. He fed the sheep to death. You say he doesn't love them. He performed chest compressions on a sheep and now he 'buries' it according to the rules of human death...
Everyone has endless speculations in their minds, what is Zhang Chen doing?
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