I'm not a drama god

"Xiaotao Xiaotao!!"

A figure rushed into the dormitory and shook the unconscious girl lying on the upper bunk.

Xiao Tao seemed to be sleeping soundly. She didn't wake up even after being shaken twice. As the amplitude became larger and larger, she finally couldn't help but murmured:

"What's the matter, Sister Miao... I just slept for three hours... My head hurts..."

"Only slept for three hours? It's almost noon now! What time did you stay up last night?"

"I don't remember... Anyway, when I went to sleep, it seemed to be dawn... The novel I read last night was so good."

Seeing Xiao Tao turned over and tried to go back to sleep, Sister Miao couldn't help herself and said, "Chen Ling is awake!"

"Oh ah?!"

Xiao Tao suddenly opened her eyes wide and sat up from the bed. "Hasn't he been sleeping for three days? He finally woke up?"

"Yes, he is eating in the cafeteria. There are so many people watching him that I can't even squeeze in!"

"Fuck me!"

Xiao Tao started to put on her clothes without saying a word. She was incredibly fast and finished in just one minute. She even had time to put a cute animal hairpin on the pair of ears before leaving.

She pulled Sister Miao and ran wildly on the wooden corridor, her shoes making frequent tapping sounds on the ground.

With Xiaotao's agility, the two quickly arrived at the cafeteria. When they opened the door, they saw a dozen figures gathered together, looking inside curiously, their eyes full of curiosity.

“Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way!!”

Xiao Tao gritted her teeth and pushed her forehead into the crowd. Her small body seemed to contain great strength, which actually squeezed a path for her and she rushed to the front row with a red forehead.

"Brother Chen Ling, the Holy Son said that you two teamed up to defeat the Silver King! Is that true?!"

"Brother Chen Ling! Did you really pin Xi Zai to the ground and beat him violently with one hand?!"

"I heard from the Saint that the four judges were so frightened by your aura that they knelt down on the spot and acknowledged you as their godfather?? Too powerful! That's the eighth level!"

"Brother Chen Ling, are you still accepting younger brothers? What do you think of me?"

"..."

The sound of chattering rang out from all around, and a group of young boys and girls had their bright red costumes reflected in their eyes, with excited expressions... while Chen Ling was holding a bowl of hot porridge, drinking silently, with the corners of his mouth twitching from time to time, and he was almost choked by the rice grains.

At this moment, Chen Ling finally realized why Zhao Yi had always said that they were looking forward to her coming...

He could guess with his feet how much boasting this kid had done in the Fusion Faction during this period. He held up a torn newspaper that came from nowhere and started talking about pictures, saying that the man who stepped on the starlight and trampled the entire Tianshu Realm under his feet was his childhood friend. He was so awesome that the whole realm had to kneel down to him with just one look. He beat up the Silver King with his left hand and held the Disaster-Peace Hammer with his right hand. He was just like the Qin Shi Huang of the new era.

Then, he started bragging about the past in District 3, how he and Chen Ling grew up wearing the same open-crotch pants, how close they were, how they teamed up to rob bird nests, and finally even teamed up to kill the Silver King... They were like the Black and White Impermanence, a golden pair.

The key is that these young boys and girls of the fusion school have not been baptized by society and are still young. They really believe what Zhao Yi says...

Ever since he entered the room and the boy named Xiaobai knelt down and set a precedent, Chen Ling has vaguely felt that there is something wrong with the way these kids look at him... Two of them were even ready to bow down and call him "big brother".

As for Old Wolf and the older ones, they sat quietly on the sidelines, looking like they were enjoying the fun.

"What's the fuss about?!"

Xiao Tao suddenly got out of the crowd, stood in front of Chen Ling, and stared at the people around him with wide eyes, "Brother Chen Ling...Brother Chen Ling needs to eat well! How can he eat if you are making so much noise?!"

"Xiao Tao, we are talking to Brother Chen Ling, what's it to you?" Another young man was unhappy.

"Why can't I do anything about it? It was the Holy Son who asked me to take good care of Brother Chen Ling! If you don't let him eat, of course I have to take care of it!"

"you……"

Seeing this, Chen Ling put down the porridge in his hand, hesitated for a moment and decided to clarify.

"I think there may be some misunderstanding here... I didn't actually say anything you said..."

"Chen Ling! You finally woke up!" A familiar voice came from not far away. Zhao Yi hurriedly squeezed through the crowd and hugged Chen Ling's shoulders.

"You've been sleeping for three days, didn't you know that? When you didn't get up the next day, I thought you were dead in the room, so I rushed in to check... How do you feel now? Are you feeling better?"

"Much better." Chen Ling nodded slightly, "I'm just a little hungry."

"Come on, I brought you some buns, and I'll take you for a walk in the mother tree..."

Without waiting for Chen Ling to say anything, Zhao Yi pulled him out of the cafeteria. Seeing this, everyone felt embarrassed to follow him and could only give up helplessly... Only Xiao Tao hesitated for a moment, but still took a step and followed.

"Hey, where are you going?" Sister Miao grabbed her with her backhand.

"It was the Holy Son who asked me to take care of Brother Chen Ling, so I have to follow his lead."

"Chen Ling has already left with the Holy Son, why are you still following?"

"Then we have to follow them... What if, what if they need something? Just to drink some water, get some clothes, etc..." Xiao Tao's voice became smaller and smaller, and then she gritted her teeth, "Oh, don't worry about it, I'll follow them anyway."

"Then...then..." Sister Miao hesitated for a moment, and then asked in a low voice, "Can you do me a favor?"

"What's the deal?"

"Ask him for an autograph for me..."

"……OK!"

……

"I say, Zhao Yi..." Chen Ling looked at Zhao Yi subtly while walking in the tree hole corridor, "Don't you have anything to say?"

"Ah...ah?" Zhao Yi blinked, his expression visibly panicked, then he smiled awkwardly, "Ah, you know, kids of this age like to listen to adults telling stories... They kept pestering me, so I had no choice but to tell them a little bit of what I had made up... I thought they were just taking it as a story, but who knew they took it seriously?"

"When you tell them a story, why do you have to make me the protagonist?" Chen Ling was speechless.

"Because they don't believe me when I'm the protagonist!" Zhao Yi said confidently.

"You are different. They have never seen you, but the newspapers are full of news about you... and we are indeed childhood friends, so I... adapted it a little bit, hahaha, you know."

Chen Ling:......

“But they really believed it.”

"I know, so I hope you won't expose it to me..." Zhao Yi leaned close to his ear and whispered, "Living in the Gray Realm for many years is a very boring thing. Your story is their spiritual sustenance.

They all look up to you, admire you, and think you can make the world a better place... If you tell them the truth now, they will completely lose faith in this era."