I'm not a drama god

The edge of the Wuji realm.

On a remote street, three figures wearing bamboo hats walked through the drizzling rain.

The raindrops hit the surface of the bamboo hats, making a light sound. Even though their attire was so abrupt, the pedestrians on the road did not notice their presence at all. They were like ghosts from another world, wandering in the endless haze.

Finally, three figures stopped at the same time in front of a restaurant on the corner of an alley.

Da da da--

One of them walked up and gently knocked on the glass door of the restaurant.

The boss who was dozing at the dinner table was awakened by a knock on the door. He looked at the door blankly, but seemed to see nothing. He lay back down suspiciously...

The person who had just knocked on the door was stunned, as if he realized something, and turned around to pat the hat of the white-haired figure.

"Put the bandage on, idiot! He can't see us!"

Baimao made an "oh" sound and slowly began to wrap the bandages on his arms. He looked at Jian Changsheng with some resentment, as if he was offended by the fact that he had tilted his hat... He actually quite liked this tattered hat.

"...What kind of look is that?" Jian Changsheng was somewhat speechless. "If you hadn't secretly buried yourself in the ground in the middle of the night and disappeared, causing us to wake up and look for you everywhere the next day, and attracting the pursuit of the disaster, we would have arrived long ago!"

Jiang Xiaohua lowered her head silently in grievance. After more than ten seconds, she whispered:

"It's warmer sleeping on the ground...if you're not careful, you'll oversleep."

"Okay... let's eat first." Sun Bumian opened his cracked lips, his voice hoarse as if he had just walked out of the desert, "If you don't eat... I'm going to... starve to death."

After saying that, his legs went limp and he almost collapsed to the ground.

Da da da--

Jian Changsheng desperately banged on the glass door, "Boss, help me!!"

The boss woke up from his dream and saw three people at the door with tattered clothes and one person leaning against the wall with a pale face, as if he would die at any moment.

He immediately jumped up from his chair and hurriedly opened the door.

"What's going on? What happened to him? Do you need any medicine?"

Jian Changsheng glanced at the wall and spoke as fast as a machine gun.

"We need braised lamb, clay pot chicken, hot and sour cabbage, wolfberry black chicken soup..."

boss:……

I thought it was a heart attack, but it turned out to be starvation.

The boss looked at them speechlessly, tied an apron on himself and walked into the kitchen.

"Wait, it will be soon."

Jian Changsheng and Jiang Xiaohua supported Sun Bumian and sat down on the nearest seat, but the latter seemed to have no bones. As soon as he sat down, he collapsed on the table, looking like his soul had left his body.

Seeing this, Jian Changsheng couldn't help but speak:

"You're so hungry, why don't you eat some candied haws to fill your stomach..."

When Sun Bumian heard the word 'tanghulu', his eyes widened, he turned his head to the side abruptly, and began to retch violently!

"Don't mention those three words." Jiang Xiaohua tried to save Sun Bumian's fragile life. "He's so hungry. If he vomits up any more bile, it will be all gone..."

Jiang Xiaohua finished speaking, paused for a moment, and began to roll her throat gently.

"And if you say so, I will..."

"vomit--"

Jiang Xiaohua turned her head and retched into another trash can.

Jian Changsheng:......

The journey through the Gray Realm was undoubtedly a hellish test for the three of them… In the first few hours after entering the Gray Realm from the Tianshu Realm, everything went smoothly. With the help of Jiang Xiaohua's power, the three of them shielded themselves from all disasters and even cooked a hot pot on the road with the newly bought pots and vegetables.

The nightmare began when Jiang Xiaohua buried herself in the soil without saying a word...

After that night, Jian Changsheng and Sun Bumian woke up and found that Jiang Xiaohua was nowhere to be seen. They felt like the sky had fallen.

They frantically searched for Jiang Xiaohua, thinking that some powerful disaster had broken his ability and snatched him away in the night... During the search, they accidentally attracted a group of disasters and had to fight them. Fortunately, these disasters were only level 4, and they finally won. But in the process, all the pots, vegetables and meat they brought with them were destroyed.

Just as Jian Changsheng and Sun Busian were sweating profusely from fighting, Jiang Xiaohua slowly crawled out of the ground and even stretched in front of the disasters...

At that moment, Jian Changsheng's desire to kill reached its peak.

After that, Jiang Xiaohua seemed to realize that she had made a mistake, and followed Jian Changsheng and the others obediently along the way. Although they never experienced the disaster again, all the food for the three of them was gone.

With no other options left, they could only choose to eat the candied haws that Sun Bumian conjured up to fill their stomachs.

But Jian Changsheng and Jiang Xiaohua could eat the candied haws, but Sun Bumian himself refused to eat them. He relied on his physical strength to endure the journey and walked for several days in a row.

After eating candied haws for so many days in a row, Jian Changsheng and the others' attitude towards it changed from "quite delicious" to "a bit monotonous" to "hard to swallow"... In the end, they had reached the point where they were terrified of the candied haws.

Finally... they arrived at the Wuji Realm!

When the dishes filled with fragrant aroma were served on the table, the three people's eyes turned green, especially Sun Bumian, who was like a dying lion and almost poured the dishes into his mouth to chew.

As there were no other chefs, the boss could only cook one dish at a time. Every time he finished cooking a dish and served it on the table, the previous dish had turned into a translucent optical disc… Next to the optical disc, there were three pairs of dark green eyes, staring straight at him.

The boss's forehead was covered with sweat, and the spatula he swung in the kitchen was almost smoking, but no matter how hard he tried, he could only get a bunch of ruthless empty plates. After so many years of opening the business, this was the first time he felt "bullying" in his own store.

The boss was busy for an hour and a half, and the three guys outside were finally full.

"belch……"

Sun Bumian lay on the back of the chair, closed his eyes and burped, "I'm alive..."

"What should we do next?" Jian Changsheng wiped his shiny lips, "We have already reached Wuji, how can we save Hong Xin?"

"...Good question." Sun Bumian answered honestly, "I don't know either."

"you do not know??"

"Why should I know that? Didn't you insist on coming to rescue Red Heart? I thought you had a complete plan."

"I..." Jian Changsheng was speechless, "I was thinking that we would make detailed plans after we arrived at the Wuji Realm... You see, we are not familiar with the Wuji Realm, how can we deploy in advance? Do we have to come here first?"

"Too."

Sun Bumian picked his teeth with a toothpick and asked, "Now, do you have any plans?"

"...I'm not familiar with the Wuji Realm...but...Meihua should be very familiar with it!" Jian Changsheng changed the subject and turned to look at Jiang Xiaohua, his eyes full of hope, "Meihua, I can only rely on you this time!"

"...?"

Jiang Xiaohua, who had been silent the whole time, looked at the two of them blankly. After feeling their sincere gazes, she blinked her eyes...

Then he pointed at himself innocently:

"I... go and defeat the Silver King?"