After the breakup, a song without makeup resonated with the entire Internet

The crosstalk "Such a Rich Man" is a collaboration between crosstalk master Mr. Ma Ji and his partner Mr. Zhao Yan.

It mainly tells the story of a man who calls himself a "rich man" and shows off his wealth and status through various exaggerated and funny behaviors.

But in reality these actions are all out of vanity and showing off.

The irony is extreme.

There are all kinds of jokes in it that will make you laugh till you fall over!

I used to think that Qilin was a young man, and I wondered what kind of crosstalk he could tell.

I didn't expect that you are speaking so well now.

There are so many funny things in this short script.

"There's no such thing as risk-free now. There's a saying that goes, 'You can't catch a wolf without sacrificing your child, and you can't catch a gangster without sacrificing your wife."

"These days, the brave ones will die of overeating, while the timid ones will die of starvation. The brave ones can't eat, while the timid ones can't get anything to eat."

"You're just lucky."

"Master, you are not that old, why do you still have such old-fashioned ideas? You need to change!"

"Change what?"

"Getting lucky is not called getting lucky, it's called courage. Risking your life is not called risking your life, it's called fighting! Losing money is not called losing money, it's called paying tuition! Treating guests and giving gifts is not called treating guests and giving gifts, it's called public relations!"

“Going abroad for fun is not called going abroad for fun, it’s called going on an inspection trip! Eating and drinking lavishly is not called eating and drinking lavishly, it’s called being free and easy.”

"Eating and drinking for free is called tasting, raising prices at will is called market fluctuation, charging fees everywhere is called fundraising, and making things uglier and uglier is called beautification."

The audience burst out laughing.

These words are full of irony.

For example, playing with your life is called fighting.

In today's society, which capitalist has not told young people to work hard in person?

But is that fighting? That's playing with your life.

There are so many news reports now about young people dying suddenly at work.

But what about the capitalists? And the experts who are in cahoots with the capitalists, who are always telling young people to work hard.

Aren’t young people’s lives important?

However, in order to make more money and accumulate more funds, those capitalists still force the lower-class people to continue to do what they call hard work.

Jiang Yu looked at the two people performing on the stage.

This crosstalk was carefully selected by him.

The society has been condemning these news all day long, but it is of no use. Now it has been moved directly to the Spring Festival Gala, maybe it will be of some use.

There are also things like market fluctuations.

People only know that low grain prices hurt farmers, but is that something the people did?

In his previous life, Jiang Yu’s hometown also had a few acres of land.

Planted chives.

The vegetable vendors come to buy them and charge only a few cents for a kilogram of leeks.

But what about the market?

In some places, a pound of leeks costs three or four yuan.

This price is really very high for ordinary people.

People say vegetables are expensive. Is there a problem with that?

But those experts are still saying that low grain prices will hurt farmers.

Who is responsible for the low grain prices that hurt farmers?

Shouldn't we blame the common people for this?

There is also something called public relations when giving gifts, and something called fundraising when charging random fees, etc.

It completely satirizes the current social situation.

Even the beauty-related industries are now criticizing it.

The audience was so excited about the show.

This is really cool.

"What is crosstalk? This is crosstalk!"

"That's right. Some people said crosstalk is just shit and fart before. Isn't this a good saying even though it doesn't exist?"

"Isn't it? Some people even say that crosstalk only contains such vulgar things. Isn't it good not to touch it? Without those vulgar and unethical things, we can still have good crosstalk."

"Don't mention it, what Dalin said is really good."

"This script is really good, there's something real about it!"

"I think the first sentence is also quite interesting. There are no outsiders in our family. They are all bastards. How ironic."

"Yes, when I heard this, I felt the same way. No matter whether it's a big family or a small family, they are all bastards. It's unbelievable."

There are both jokes and irony.

Finally the sketch ended.

Then there was continuous applause from the audience.

"This is the kind of skit that should be performed on the Spring Festival Gala."

“It’s wonderful, really wonderful.”

"I feel that although Dalinzi rarely performs crosstalk, his level has improved a lot."

"This crosstalk is simply amazing. It's full of laughs and reflects certain social phenomena without being vulgar."

......

now.

In the central control room.

Ye Nantian looked at his mobile phone and kept smiling, his face almost broken from laughing!

The internet is now full of hot searches about this year's Spring Festival Gala.

from the beginning till now.

Every performance becomes a hot topic.

#CTV Spring Festival Gala#

#CTV Spring Festival Gala Director Jiang Yu#

#The shock caused by "Flying to the Sky". #

#The visual feast brought by "Tang Palace Night Banquet"#

#Yang Weiwei's new song "As Wish", wishing all soldiers a happy new year#

#Zhao Shan returns to the Spring Festival Gala stage with the sketch "New Year Greetings"#

.....

Hot searches one after another.

All the previous hot searches are related to this Spring Festival Gala.

At this moment, Jiang Yu was also taking some time to look at the trending searches on his mobile phone from the audience.

"Brother Yu, all the hot searches today are about the Spring Festival Gala." A staff member nearby said with a smile.

Jiang Yu smiled and nodded: "By the way, help me check the real-time ratings."

"Okay, I'll call them."

After a while, the staff looked excited.

"Brother Yu, this is amazing! Until Teacher Zhao Shan took the stage at the Spring Festival Gala, the ratings had already reached 39.7%. Our highest ratings in all previous Spring Festival Galas reached 41.6%, and we are about to break the record!"

Jiang Yu smiled and said, "It's certain that I'll break the record today. I still have one last trump card."

Then he looked at all the staff and said, "Everyone, did you hear that? This year's Spring Festival Gala is about to break the record. Everyone, work harder and break the record for the highest viewership of the Spring Festival Gala today."

"Great!" All the staff members were excited.

Jiang Yu smiled and looked at the staff: "Okay, go and notify the next group of programs to prepare."

Teacher Zhao Shan's skit brought the Spring Festival Gala to a climax.

This has nothing to do with his work. The audience just wants to see him as a person and recognize him for being on the Spring Festival Gala.

Only things that are recognized by the people can be considered as the Spring Festival Gala!

The next program is a heartwarming program prepared by Jiang Yu.

At the climax of a party, everyone should be allowed to calm down.

After all, if you keep your emotions hanging, you'll get tired, right?

Therefore, Jiang Yu is about to perform the last song he has chosen for this stage.

The background turned into green grassland, endless grassland and the sun, which made people feel relaxed and happy.

Afterwards, a family of three, dressed in Mongolian minority costumes, slowly walked onto the stage in a small horse-drawn carriage.

The song to be sung next.

It is the most classic song in all previous Spring Festival Galas - "Three Lucky Treasures"