I became famous by doing things.

I suddenly remembered the experimental sponsorship mentioned in Lu Mingwei's message, and one of them should be Director Liu.

When Director Liu heard the words "dead makeup", her face suddenly turned bad. She didn't reply to the polite words spoken by the principal next to her.

The principal saw that Director Liu was not paying attention to him and was not angry, so he took a step back for fear of upsetting his sponsor.

"You mean dead person... dead person makeup. But this makeup... is obviously very beautiful, how could it be dead person makeup?"

I hummed. I just heard my grandma tell me about this thing some time ago. It is a kind of evil magic.

In the early years, the funeral industry was not so standardized.

There were many people in the business of embalming, wrapping, and collecting gold. Later, cremation became more and more popular. After cremation was requested, these professions were either included or slowly retired.

Among them, the most mysterious one is the business of collecting gold, followed by burial.

Nowadays, the division of professions is relatively clear. In the early years, when the situation did not allow it, basically the part where I was sent on the road, including makeup and dressing, was done by one person.

Not everyone can put on this death makeup.

Judging from the look of this makeup effect, it is quite popular. This person is not very old.

"Ever since you put on this makeup, your husband must have suddenly become much more enthusiastic about you. The man who was originally willing to go out to socialize does not go out of the house, but just stays with you at home. Right? He also looks at you with affection. Pulsating.”

After I said this, Director Liu nodded, and I continued:

"You probably weren't the one who put on the makeup first. Someone put it on for the first time, and then gave you some cosmetics, right? After you put it on, you will feel that your skin is better, your mood is better, and you are a better person. Pretty, right?”

After I finished speaking, Director Liu nodded again...

That's right.

There are routines for this kind of thing. As long as the routines are correct, the truth will come.

I took a serious look at Liu Dong's makeup. It looked like Liu Dong's skin was as smooth as gel at the moment, but in fact, as long as I used a little bit of Master Jiu's power, I could see that her face looked like rotten wall skin at this moment.

Pull and pull until a piece falls off.

I smiled and said:

"But after a long time, do you keep coughing at night, and after removing makeup, large brown patches will appear on your face. There will also be a putrid smell on your face, but as long as you apply this cosmetic, you will be fine. , you probably don’t dare to take off your makeup now.”

After all my words were verified, Director Liu quickly sat down, leaned forward, and said anxiously:

"Master, is there any way to save me?"

Yes, of course.

Not to mention anything else, a pill of Prozac can remove a lot of dirt in this woman's body, but if you want to get rid of it all...

"Of course I can help you. Go to my dormitory. It's not a good idea to get these things here. I don't want to become a topic of conversation after dinner tomorrow. Let's go."

After I finished speaking, I glanced at the principal. He must have understood what I was doing now, and he looked at me with a pale face...

I guess my intestines are full of regret.

"Don't worry, a friend will come over tonight to help me talk things over with you. No matter what you say, you will deserve it."

After I finished speaking, I took another look at the ashen-faced boy and took Director Liu back to the dormitory...

After entering the dormitory, I poured her a glass of water and said directly without saying a polite word:

"Let's talk about things and the price."

Director Liu took a sip of water, looked around and said with some anxiety:

"My friend introduced me to this. Now that it's like this, I can't stand it. I just want to prevent myself from getting worse. You see... is there any way?"

When I heard what Director Liu said, I said yes and made a simple estimate of the price in my mind:

"It's not a difficult thing. It depends on how you want to deal with this matter. If it doesn't get worse, 2000 yuan is enough. If there are others, it will cost 5 yuan. Can you accept this price?"

Director Liu heard what I said and had no objection to the price. He nodded and said:

"If I just don't let this matter get worse, will it be able to get over?"

I waved my hand...

Things will definitely not go smoothly.

What are you thinking about?

"If it doesn't get worse, it's easy. It's just a pill. But that woman will come to you later. After all, the dead makeup has only two uses, one is to take away your body, and the other is to suck your life. According to the look on your face As for the changes in makeup, it seems that it is not about taking away your body, but it is probably about sucking your lifespan. If it cannot be absorbed for a long time, it will probably come to you. It may be a bit difficult for things to pass like this. That friend of yours is Don’t you wear makeup every day? Just this makeup.”

Seeing Director Liu nod, I briefly brushed the matter over.

In all likelihood, the other woman has been taken away.

The conditions for seizing a body are extremely harsh, and a huge price must be paid, but when the price is less than the benefit...

This can be done.

It's okay if I can do this, so that I can accumulate merit for the immortals.

Are the immortals really going down the mountain to become famous all over the world?

This is not necessarily the case, most of them are for cultivation.

For example, is my naughty boy the same as someone else’s naughty boy?

Nor is it.

Not to mention the double name, this name is just a code name in human society. In their world, the smell of urine is more useful than this name.

In addition, ordinary immortal families cannot attend the two halls. Only ancestors like the Tengshe clan and Hu Tu can attend the two halls.

So, if you really want to say that Huang Naughty is famous all over the world, which Huang Naughty?

Most of the younger brothers have a fairy named Huang Naughty.

Merit and merit are the right principles.

Thinking that I could accumulate merit, I felt a lot better after feeling a little depressed in the past two days, so I took out the elixir and handed it over.

"This is Prozac. After you take it, your body will automatically eliminate those things, but you can't get your life back. If you want to get rid of the root, and your friend comes to you, you just say that I wear makeup better, and you can't get it back." You're going to ask me to be your makeup artist, and then invite her over to try on my makeup. Did you bring those cosmetics today?"

Director Liu nodded and immediately took out the makeup from his handbag. I fiddled with it one by one...

In the eyes of ordinary people, these may be cosmetics, but in my eyes they exude the aura of death.

After playing with it briefly, he threw the cosmetics on the table in disgust.

So disgusting.

"It's either mixed with corpse oil or ashes. How can you still smear it all over your face? Okay, take the medicine quickly."

Director Liu turned pale with fright at what I said. He stuffed the medicine into his mouth in fear. After taking it, he didn't feel much at first. But within ten minutes, he had unbearable abdominal pain and rushed into the toilet. He started to vomit and have diarrhea.

I opened the windows and turned on the exhaust fan, but the smell in the room was still horrible.

I didn't dare to open the door. The smell was like the toilet exploding. If I opened the door, it would probably attract a lot of people.

Heizi stood there with his eyebrows furrowed and watched me deal with things. As a result, the smell of Director Liu was so strong that he finally couldn't bear it and walked to the door, opened it, and stood outside.

Chang Jiuye and Long Xuanji couldn't bear it anymore and ran out of the window while holding the little ginseng doll...

I'm the only one left here to marinate in the room.

Director Liu came out of the toilet almost holding on to the wall. She sat on the sofa in a cold sweat and looked at me and said:

"I spit it out...I..."

I made a pause.