Don’t panic when the apocalypse comes, stock up on food first and then guns

This bird is estimated to weigh half a catty when packed. If you want to eat it, I will boil water and pluck out the feathers right now! "

The crow's feathers trembled, and it looked at Zhang Shuhui with its scarlet eyes in disbelief.

But she was already standing on the stool, tiptoeing and taking out a bag of coarse salt from the locker above.

"Hey, I just remembered that there is coarse salt here, and we can also make salt-baked baby pigeons!"

The crow finally couldn't hold it any longer and flopped down from the table.

"Wow! Wow! Wow!"

You are the little pigeon!

Your whole family of squabs!

It's leaving, it doesn't want to stay in this damn place anymore!

Just as it was flying out the door, a huge mutant cat leapt into the air and bit the flapping crow in its mouth.

"Dazhuang, shut up!"

Jiang You glanced over, and Da Zhuang stopped when he was about to chew.

Zhang Shuhui quickly came over, opened the big mouth, and dug out the crow.

“This is the little guy brought back by the Man-Eating Tree and asked us to help treat him.

If you eat it, where can you find a crow and return it to it?

Ah Qing is standing alone in the snow. You are not allowed to bully him. "

Da Zhuang licked his paws and lay down by the stove again.

I thought to myself, don’t let me bully it yet.

I don’t know who is the most ruthless.

Wasn't it you who set people on fire and made them grow from scratch?

So is this broken tree.

What's not good about raising a crow? Isn't this a deliberate attempt to seduce it?

What cat can resist when a bird flutters in front of it?

Which cadre can withstand this test? !

That cat scratching post has no good intentions, huh!

Half an hour later, a crow covered in bandages was put back into the tree hole.

Jiang You put a few pieces of meat in the tree hole.

"If you eat my food, it's my bird. If you dare to run away, I'll take your roasted squab!"

The crow looked at the bandaged body helplessly, put his head next to the meat, and ate it with big mouthfuls.

The man-eating tree closed the small wooden door of the tree hole with its branches.

It likes this black bird and eats all the prey it has caught before. As a man-eating tree, it is a carnivorous plant.

But I don’t know why, but when I caught the crow, it hesitated.

The days seem quite boring.

There isn't much meat in the first place, so why not keep it for fun?

It's so boring, and it also needs a little guy who can accompany it at any time.

Jiang You took out a handful of crystal cores and gave them to it.

"Be good, I know you're bored standing outside by yourself and can't go anywhere.

When spring comes, I'll ask Zhang Shuhui to build a cat's nest and a mouse's nest in your tree.

That way Da Zhuang and Xiao Huihui can accompany you, and you won't be bored. "

When listening to the first half of the sentence, the man-eating tree was quite happy.

But after hearing the second half of the sentence, the whole tree was in bad shape.

The branches were swinging wildly.

It doesn't want that pesky cat and mouse running around on it!

No!

Jiang You saw it dancing excitedly and comforted it.

"I know you can't wait to play with them, but not yet, it's too cold outside.

Don't worry, it will warm up soon. "

After saying that, he entered the house with satisfaction in the center of the rattling and shaking man-eating tree.

Look, how excited is this poor little tree?

I must be happy to sprout new sprouts in three days!

She is indeed a caring host!

In the middle of the night, the crow was sleepy in the tree hole.

The branches of the man-eating tree rustled, and after a while, the branches knocked on the window of Jiang You's room on the second floor.

"Clap clap clap!"

"Clap clap clap!"

The rhythmic knocking sound is particularly clear on the snowy night.

Jiang You walked to the balcony wearing a thick coat.

"what happened?"

The thin branches of the man-eating tree pointed in the direction of the artificial lake outside the grove.

"someone is coming?"

The man-eating tree made a hook in the snow with its branches.

Tell Soy Sauce what the birds in the forest told it.

Someone fainted on the lake, several humans.

Jiang You shook his head, "No matter who he is, no matter who fainted on the lake, it has nothing to do with us.

In this world, good people don't live long.

Just close the door and live your own life. "

The man-eating tree nodded and waited for Jiang You to go back to rest.

It grabbed a small iron spoon from the tree hole, rolled it with a branch, and lifted up a group of leaves blocked by a corner of the wall.

The leaves were lifted up, revealing a small tree hole about the size of a thumb.

Then he grabbed a small iron spoon with a branch and started digging a hole.

The corner of the tree house has been dug to a depth of about fifteen minutes, and I believe it will be able to dig through the room soon.

As a member of the team, the man-eating tree feels that he should be here too. He shouldn't be here. It should be in the house too.

So it decided to dig a hole in the corner of Jiang You's room. It didn't need to be big, it just needed to be able to put branches in.

Although it doesn't sleep here, it has to find a place for itself at least!

One night, the man-eating tree finally dug through the corner of the wall with a small spoon.

He carefully stretched the branch through the gap, but something blocked it halfway.

It grabbed the iron spoon again and started digging.

If you can't dig it, you turn the branches inward like an electric spinner.

In the house, Da Zhuang was sleeping in his big plastic basin.

As I fell asleep, I just felt something poking my butt.

Ok?

What kind of thing bites me in the butt?

Damn, he bites!

My butt is smoking!

Da Zhuang woke up suddenly, turned around and saw that all the hair on his butt was bald!

A branch is drilling its ass like a high-speed rotating electric drill!

The cat's nest was also drilled through.

At this time, the thing continued to rotate.

Immediately afterwards, a red iron spoon was thrown into the basin.

Then, a branch quietly poked its way in from the hole.

On the thin branches, a green spore sprouted from the branch, and then expanded into two young leaves like bean sprouts.

Seeing this, what else doesn’t Da Zhuang understand?

It’s the cat scratching post in the yard that’s picking at the wall!

Mom got mad and dug into my nest!