Don’t panic when the apocalypse comes, stock up on food first and then guns

Zhang Shuhui choked and failed to apply eye drops.

I'm coming!

The most fearful thing has come. Ever since she first went to the top floor of Jixiang Building and saw how omnipotent Sansheng was, Zhang Shuhui had a strong sense of crisis.

An omniscient and omnipotent robot with powerful attack power.

The key thing is that the knowledge stored in the brain is almost endless, and it can find anything you want to find.

Even the vegetables can be grown so well, and even the size of every ravine between the vegetable ridges is exactly the same!

It is simply unreasonable!

How to make people roll? !

“Sir, you can’t think like that.

You see, although Sansheng has a smart brain, it is not flexible!

And its hands are cold machines. If it's a massage, it's definitely not as good as my hands!

Also, the food made by Sansheng is not as delicious as mine!

If I cook for Long Luo, I will ensure that she is raised to [-] pounds, has a great body, and eats deliciously!

…… "

Zhang Shuhui's little mouth was like a machine gun, mumbling.

“Also, sir, you see, Sansheng is an artificial intelligence, right?

What if it gets infected by some virus and kills its owner like in the movie?

But I am different, I will never be a rebel!

I am sincerely grateful to you! "

"Zhang Shuhui, have you watched too many movies?

Let you not watch some weird movies all day long with Chi Chi, which makes him like blacksmithing again.

Every day, he clamored about creating a dragon-slaying sword and a Yitian sword to unify the world.

After catching zombies all day long, I just hit them with a hammer. It’s so annoying! "

Jiang You looked at Zhang Shuhui warningly and narrowed his eyes.

"There's something wrong with you. I left it to you when I was tired of it. How come you're getting more and more crooked the more I teach you?

Did you teach Banban Orthodoxy according to the nine-year compulsory teaching?

Why do I feel like you have taught me such a good idea? "

"I taught you well, but Master Yanchi didn't listen well.

What he did wrong is none of my business.

Sir, I am innocent! "

Lord Yanchi is a crooked child!

In the original plot, because of Jiang You's death, he was able to bring millions of survivors to be buried with him. This guy himself was a bit crazy!

It's the same now. Last time, a mutated jackal bit him.

He chased them all the way to their nest and took away all the nests!

A pack of wolves living close by next door was disturbed and ran out. As a result, the whole family was turned into a wolf skin mat, including the largest wolf skin.

Just lay it on the seat of the sleigh.

At this time, it was under Jiang You's butt.

Zhang Shuhui carefully glanced at the thick wolf skin on the chair.

Good guy, Master Yanchi has put in several layers of support.

I'm afraid that the leader's butt will hurt.

Yanchi is a magic sword that can distinguish between ourselves and the enemy. The reason why he is so well-behaved now is because the scabbard restrains him.

If this guy is released, he will definitely be a disaster to the party.

People in the world may not be afraid of the strong, but they are certainly afraid of madmen.

Her chirping heart kept ringing like a sparrow.

To calm her down.

Jiang You pointed to the front, "Sit in front and catch the bus."

"what?"

Zhang Shuhui was stunned for a moment, "Sir, this is a sled. Besides, can you drive it?"

"I said I can."

While running wildly, Da Zhuang glanced at Zhang Shuhui out of the corner of his eye, his threatening gaze self-evident.

"Meow!"

If you think your life is too long, why don't you give it a try?

After returning to the tree house, Zhang Shuhui hurriedly ran to cook.

Yanchi also shouted to help light the fire.

But this guy is usually a disservice.

When Jiang You was reading a stack of documents, there was a sudden noise in the kitchen.

"Master Yanchi, no, you can't stuff that thing in! It's too big!"

"I said it's okay, Zhang Shuhui, you question me?

I want to tell Jiang Jiang! "

“It’s really not possible, it will break!

No, stop! ! Ahhhhh! ! ! "

"I can do it. Just say yes. If you keep yelling, I will get angry!"

"No, it really can't be done. If you try hard like this, it will break it!! Don't stuff it!"

Jiang You paused in his movements and suddenly looked in the direction of the kitchen.

???

What the hell!

She instantly felt an ominous premonition and rushed into the kitchen.

As soon as she entered the kitchen, she saw Zhang Shuhui holding the spatula with her hands on her hips and yelling angrily, just like a mother hen whose eggs had been stolen.

Yanchi sat in front of the stove with his head lowered like a quail.

The smell of beef brisket roasted with potatoes wafted in the air.

Jiang You looked into the pot and saw a big hole in the bottom of the iron pot of the firewood stove with a thigh-thick piece of wood.

The beef brisket stewed with potatoes had all fallen into the hole, leaving only some soup and scattered pieces clinging to the pot.

Zhang Shuhui was so angry that smoke was coming out of her nostrils.

"I told you that such a big firewood can't be stuffed in, but you still try! Now it's better!

How many times has this broken the pot? ! "

Yanchi picked his fingers and muttered softly.

"Jiang Jiang said that if you want to try something, you can have the courage to try it, just in case you succeed.

Facts have proved that this firewood can indeed be stuffed in.

It is a fact that the top of the pot is broken, but it is also a fact that the firewood is inserted into it. "

For a naughty kid like Yanchi, Zhang Shuhui really wanted to vomit blood.

Talk to him about force, you can't beat him yourself.

Reason with him, he has more lies than you!

Zhang Shuhui was about to say something when she spotted Jiang You standing at the door from the corner of her eye, and immediately rushed towards him with red eyes.

Holding Jiang You's thigh, he started to complain.

"Master Cult Leader, the pot is broken again and a pot of beef is wasted!

It's all Mr. Yanchi. He insists on pushing the wood as thick as the stove hole in, and even pierces the pot!

I'm not afraid of getting tired, and I'll just cook it all over again.

But beef is so precious.

Also, you have to wait for a while before your meal is served.

You work so hard every day, but you can't eat on time. It's all my fault. I deserve to die! ! "

Jiang You lowered his head and glanced at Zhang Shuhui, who was moaning.

This guy now understands Yin and Yang, and has made great progress.

Then he looked at Yanchi.

"Yanchi, tell me yourself, how many pots has this been broken by you?

The iron pot of this kind of wood stove is not an ordinary pot. Ordinary pots are broken, and you can find a few in any house.

But it’s hard to find iron pots for this type of wood stove.

Last time you took an iron pot and broke one of the iron sand palms;

Later, he was going to do some blacksmithing and smashed one;

I insisted on scrambling eggs and cooking rice, and I broke a hole in the bottom of the pot.

I won’t talk about the rest...

However, if you break another iron pot, I will ask Zhang Shuhui not to cook for you next time.

Eat it yourself raw! "

Yanchi bit his lip and nodded. Looking at Jiang You's serious look, he was a little scared and hung his head in a timid manner.

"Jiang Jiang, don't be cruel to me, I won't do it next time.

I really don't dare anymore. "

Jiang You looked like he was crying or not, and didn't want to take a second look. After speaking, he went back to the living room to continue reading the information.

If I get tired of Chi looking like that, if I look at him a few more times, my heart will definitely soften.

His uncle's.

Sure enough, a man who is too good-looking is a disaster!

After Jiang You left, Zhang Shuhui replaced the pot with a new one.

Thinking that it would be a pity to eat all that beef, I used a big spoon to take out all the ashes that fell into the stove hole and put them in an iron basin.

Use chopsticks to pick out the beef inside one by one, clean it and prepare to make another dish.

Zhang Shuhui cooks in large portions.

In this portion of braised beef with potatoes, there were three to four kilograms of beef alone. It would be a pity to lose it.

As a kitchen manager who manages firewood, rice, oil and salt, she implements the principle of frugality, simplicity and no waste.

Yanchi sat on the pony.

While shedding tears, she honestly held chopsticks to help pick.

After being told a story, he became so well-behaved that it was heartbreaking.

Seeing how pitiful he looked, as if he had been wronged so much, Zhang Shuhui softened her heart for a moment.

After all, Yanchi was, in a sense, her cub.

"Lord Yanchi, don't cry. In fact, it's okay if the pot breaks. There is a substitute."

"Look, this beef isn't wasted. Don't look at how dirty these beef pieces are now wrapped in plant ash.

But in fact, plant ash is not dirty at all.

It even has medicinal value. Next time we will use plant ash to make stuffed pork liver for you to eat. It’s also delicious!

I still have milk candies in the cabinet. Do you want to eat milk candies? Can I get it for you? "

She talked for a long time, but the person next to her didn't say a word.

Zhang Shuhui turned her head to look, and saw a tear dripping from her beautiful eyes and falling into the ashes of the vegetation.

Wrapped in plant ash, it forms a small gray drop of water.

The whole person seemed to have lost his life.

She couldn't help feeling suffocated.

Damn it, he's still a kid!

What do I care about with him?

I actually went to complain to the leader, I am really not a human being!

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