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Jiang You simply ignored her unreasonable request and asked, "Do trees have brains?"

“Of course trees don’t have brains, but I do!

Of course, a long, long time ago, I also had no brain. I was very happy at that time. As a tree, as long as I grew strong enough, I had no worries.

But I was too lonely. I was the first tree here, and there were no other trees at that time.

Later, other trees appeared, but I still felt that I was the only one.

Until one day, someone's head fell in the shade of my tree, and she was dead.

So I secreted juice to nourish the head and prevent it from rotting. I spent a long, long time moving my vines, picking up the brain and putting it into the tree hole.

It also took tens of thousands of years for the brain to grow with me, so now I can be considered to have a brain.

After I got a brain, I had a lot of problems. I am no longer a tree without worries.

I was lonely, so I picked up another mouth.

But even though I have a mouth and can speak, there are no trees around to answer me.

Then I picked up another eye, and I could see very far away!

But it’s still just me. I’ve seen people, but as soon as I spoke they screamed and ran away, or wanted to burn me with fire. People are so bad!

I wanted to pick up more people's mouths and eyes and share them with other trees, but they didn't move because they didn't want them.

The eyes and mouths rotted on them, and they didn't pick them up.

I was so lonely, so I kept the mouths that passed by, and there were many mouths to talk to me...

People are mean and don’t like me.

I asked everyone I passed by if they wanted to stay with me, but they either ran away or yelled at me, and the insults were really nasty...

I am obviously a very polite tree. I have learned that being polite is the only way to make good friends..."

This strange tree kept talking about the past. Perhaps because it was too lonely, it had an especially strong desire to share.

Jiang You thought to himself.

You can't blame others for scolding you. Who wouldn't go crazy if they walked under a tree and saw a mouth covered with vines talking to them?

That is to say, he had seen it once in a fantasy, so he did not react too much.

The eyes on the strange tree looked a little lonely, and the girl's voice coming from its beautiful and delicate mouth looked a little sad.

“People don’t like trees. People don’t like trees, but it’s not that they don’t like all trees. I can see people resting against other trees in the distance, but no one is willing to rest against me.

People like other trees, but not me."

The girl's voice was chattering, and she sounded very depressed and sad, and also had a kind of pitiful feeling of being isolated.

Jiang You seemed to see a girl squatting in the corner, watching others playing together. Well, it did sound quite pitiful.

But think about it from another perspective: if anyone passes by a tree with various human organs growing on its vines, they would not want to lean against it to rest, right?

Unless you are blind!

Jiang You pondered for a moment and consoled him, "Maybe not everyone gets along well with trees, but I lack wood in my five elements, so I just happen to like trees. I also have a tree at home, and it's called Ah Qing."

But at this moment, the strange tree couldn't hear anything else she said, and its mind was full of the three words "like trees".

"Do you like me? Do you like me or all the trees?"

"I don't like all trees, I only like the ones I like."

The girl's voice suddenly rose, and she was very surprised. "You actually like me? You're the first person who says you like me!"

When the strange tree said this, those eyes stared at Jiang You with either disbelief or suspicion.

One mouth after another made a mocking sound.

"Everyone, come and listen, this person actually said she likes trees!"

"How strange! This person is so strange!"

"This is a liar man!"

"Liar liar, do you really like trees?"

"She must be a liar. People love to lie to trees!"

"Hahaha! It really believes that people will like it! How funny!"

"Hahahahaha, a person likes trees! How can someone like trees! Hahahaha!"

"It's different from other trees. It's a weird tree. Trees don't like it, and people don't like it either! This person is a liar, hahahaha!!!"

"How can a tree believe that people like it? Hehehe, it really is a fool, hehehe!"

"..."

"Shut up and be quiet!"

The girl's voice was filled with anger from being mocked. She screamed, "Shut up, everyone!"

The mouths that were laughing just now instantly rotted into liquid and flowed to the ground.

The rest of the mouths were quiet.

"It's angry!"

"Oh, it's angry, we can't laugh at it!"

"Yes, I can't say it anymore!"

"..."

The mouths closed at the same time and fell silent.

Jiang You discovered that although these mouths shared the same brain, they still retained different habits.

This was the first time she saw different mouths growing on the same tree quarreling with each other. How should she describe this feeling... it was... quite interesting.

This can't be considered a split personality, this is almost a split into a whole platoon!

After the girl calmed down, her voice became gentle again, with a hint of shyness and excitement.

The mouth with a very beautiful lip shape dragged the vine to Jiang You's ear and whispered, "I... I like you too... people...

No, you are different from others, you are Jiang You!

Jiang You, I like you too! Thank you for liking trees! "

The mouth that had just calmed down started laughing again.

"I heard it, my ears heard it!"

“It likes people!”

"Hehehe, this idiot likes people, hehehehe!"

"..."

A vine came over, but this time it did not hit Jiang You. Instead, it stopped about ten centimeters away from her and gently touched the flat board in front of her with its tip.

"Can we exchange now? People."

"So now can you answer a lot of my questions?"

"I……"

"You are not lying to me, are you? Or do you know nothing at all? After all, you are just a tree. A tree grows where it is and has no way to go anywhere else. How can you know so many things?

I get it, you are a liar. No wonder other trees and other people don’t accept your gifts. It turns out you are a liar tree!

You are as deceitful as anyone else!"

Saying that a tree is like a human is probably as difficult for the tree to accept as calling a person a dog.

The strange tree immediately defended itself excitedly.

"Of course not! I know everything. I have many ears and eyes! The grass and trees know everything that happens on this land! Even the trees know!

As long as there is a blade of grass or a sleeping seed, they will tell me what happened! "