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"..."

Relatively speechless.

After a brief moment of deep thought.

Red Eyes spoke up, "I think this might be a coincidence."

Jiang You, "I think it's a coincidence too."

Red Eyes, "Actually, although this mouth is a little different from that of ordinary people, it is not unbearable. Just treat it as a fruit." He is not at all confident about Jiang You, this cunning human being. Even God does not believe her oath!

Jiang You, "I will reconsider." Red Eyes swore like thunder, and the facts proved that he never told the truth!

Two liars, neither of them intends to tell the truth, but both expect the other to tell the truth.

The end result is that no one trusts anyone.

Sausage Mouth chuckled and licked the corner of his mouth with his tongue.

“Oh~

No one has kissed me for hundreds of thousands of years. Please don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower. Just ravage me as much as you want!"

"I can't wait any longer. Uh-huh~ who's going to go first?"

Jiang You swallowed and suddenly felt that zombies were actually much cuter than this mouth.

She looked at Red Eyes and said, "Godfather, you have experience, you come first and show me an example!"

Red eyes, "You rebellious son!!!"

The tongue was crawling towards the red eye against the back of the mouth. From a distance, it really looked like a snail with a human head.

"Come on, I almost forgot what you taste like."

The face with red eyes turned darker visibly, and Jiang You tried hard to hold back his laughter.

He took the mouth with a shit-eating expression and moved it closer to him.

From the first time he met Red Eyes, Jiang You felt that he was powerful, cunning, and a superior hiding in the dark.

Every time he appears, he maintains his style.

However, since this mouth appeared, Red Eyes' usual calmness seemed to crack like ice.

"Rebellious son, turn around!!!"

"How can I know if you kissed me if I don't see it?" Jiang You said with disgust, his eyes wide open.

The mouth is pouted high into the shape of a duck's butt.

"Come on, little darling, Kangmang Beibi~"

"Suck, suck, suck~~~"

"..."

After a few seconds.

Red Eye resolved this close contact as quickly as possible, and his face had turned as black as charcoal.

This bastard kicked Potato's consciousness out at the moment of kissing, and now Potato is vomiting.

After the potatoes were vomited out, he came out again.

Sausage Lip licked his lips greedily, "Liar, it's your turn."

Jiang You frowned, and flashed past with the silver dagger in his hand. A piece of his thick tongue was cut off, and he let out a shrill scream.

Jiang You swallowed the thin piece of meat whole. It was cold, sticky, and disgusting...

Like swallowing a slug alive.

Red Eyes, "Damn human, you cheated!"

"Compared to kissing, I prefer sashimi. No matter what the process is, as long as the result is right, it's fine." Jiang You drank a large bottle of iced cola to suppress the feeling of nausea.

"At least I did it myself, unlike some people who always blame Potato for bad things. How shameful! If I were you, I would have died of shame a long time ago.

But it seems that you have no guilt at all, you are a monster indeed, your face is as strong as your energy." Jiang You said, his eyes gradually becoming horrified.

No, that's not what she meant to say!

"The first time I saw you I knew you were no good. What good can you do with red eyes? And you hide in someone else's body. You feel a sense of accomplishment every time you show up and act cool, right?!

You don’t know how funny you are!”

Jiang You: Although these are my true feelings, once these words are spoken out, they completely tear the relationship apart!

I know it's the truth, but it's too realistic!

The tongue quickly scabbed over, and the mouth said with some disappointment, "From now on, within half an hour, you can only tell the truth, so hurry up.

If you still want to have this ability after more than half an hour, you will have to kiss me again. Hehehehe."

The sausage mouth smiled obscenely, its tongue dragging its mouth slowly, and it climbed up a large agave plant and lay on the leaves.

The mucus dripped down its tongue, and the flowers and plants nourished by the mucus began to bloom wildly again.

In the last days of summer, there was no cool breeze even at night, and it was as hot as a steamer.

On the other side, Jiang You has already started a fight with Hongyan.

Jiang You, "If you didn't have this mouth, would you really be open and honest with me today?"

"Of course not! Who do you think you are that deserves my honesty?" Hongyan answered without hesitation, and then asked Jiang You the same question.

Jiang You, "Only an idiot would open up to you! Look at you, what part of you is worthy of my trust? You even borrow someone else's body, you loser!"

"You rebellious son! I give you face!"

"Don't keep calling me a rebellious son. I can't beat you. Wait until I find your body and chop it up to make soda meat. Then I will be your mother!"

Jiang You, "What do you want to do by entering the Land of Origin?!"

"I want to revive my daughter."

"Your daughter?" Jiang You sneered, "Looking at you like this, how can you have a daughter? Who did you have a daughter with?"

"Human! My daughter is both talented and beautiful, and you are not even a hair's worth of her!"

"Lao Deng, just for the fact that she wants to call you dad, your daughter is old enough!"

"Rebel!"

"Lao Deng!"

"Shameless boy!"

"Immortal!"

Red Eyes, "If we cooperate, will you really help me with all your strength?"

"I'll finish my own business first, and then I'll find a way to kill you!"

"I am your father!"

"Righteous!"

"When you entered the Origin Land last time, did you have no intention of doing what I said from the beginning?"

"Of course, I'll still listen to you after I get in? Do you really think you're my dad?"

"..."

……

The moon sets and the crow crows.

Amid the sounds of cicadas and frogs, the two people felt a little ashamed at first.

I didn't mean to say something so harsh in my mind, but I couldn't control myself once I opened my mouth.

The scene gradually became uncontrollable.

Ten minutes later, with a roar, Jiang You summoned the bloody blade.

"Damn old thing, you've been using me from the beginning! After using me, you even lent my body to revive your daughter. You really have a good plan!" Jiang You raised his knife and chopped.

"Shameless human, sooner or later I will kill you! It is your blessing to be the body of my daughter!" Red Eyes was so angry that smoke came out of his head.

"I'm going to kill you, you bastard!"

"Come on, you are just a mere human, nothing more than an ant!"

He held the blood blade in the air with one hand, but it dissolved immediately. The same blood blade appeared in Jiang You's other hand and slashed straight towards him.

Sausage Mouth laughed loudly, revealing his tetracycline teeth and mocking the two of them, "Idiot, sometimes telling the truth is not necessarily a good thing, hahaha! Confession bureaus always end in a break, hehehehehe!

Ahahahahahahahaha, fight! Fight quickly! Beat him to death! Hahahahahahaha!"