Don’t panic when the apocalypse comes, stock up on food first and then guns

Chapter 884 My Face Itches

Potato, "Even though we are mentally ill, you can't lie to us! Is there really a fool who would fall in love with someone who beats him?!"

"Your Majesty is right. I think..."

Red Eyes interrupted him, "Don't think so. I'm just asking you, among you guys, who has experience in love?"

Several people were silent and shook their heads.

"Yeah, you've never been in a relationship before, so how do you know how to do this? Listen to me!"

Red Eyes swore solemnly.

"Generally speaking, love is a sense of difference! It means you are different from others!

If a person is born rich, take him to experience the warmth of human nature.

If a person is surrounded by bad people, be a ray of light that saves him!

If a person is surrounded by people who curry favor with the powerful, then you should be a person who regards money as dirt!"

Potato asked, "What about this zombie king?"

"Hehe, this guy is an evolved zombie. He has seen all kinds of monsters and demons. To win his heart, we must take an unconventional approach and make him curious. Curiosity is the beginning of love!"

The three mentally ill people suddenly realized but were still confused.

"Do you understand?"

"I listened, but I didn't understand."

"Forget it, just watch! If the beauty spell doesn't work, I have another plan!"

"What, you have another plan? What is it?" Potato asked quickly.

"Find help! I have placed a curse on Jiang You. Once the curse takes effect, she will be able to sense my location. Then let her deal with this guy herself!"

"..."

*

Red eyes and cunning minds are common.

In fact, when letting Niaowotou get close to the Zombie King, he didn't expect her to capture him.

After all, who would like a person with a mental problem?

He just wanted to use the bird's nest head to test whether this zombie was really the son of luck.

Over a long period of time, he possessed many people.

Dynasties change, history changes, today the world has the surname Zhang, tomorrow the surname Li, and the day after tomorrow the surname Zhou...

Countless chosen ones have passed through history like shooting stars.

These people have one thing in common, that is, they are all lucky, as if they were blessed by God.

However, it was the first time that Red Eyes saw a zombie with such incredible luck.

This world has always favored humans, but now such luck has fallen on a zombie. Does it mean that God's favor for humans is about to end?

Since everyone's good fortune can fall on zombies, why can't it fall on monsters?

If he could seize this good fortune, he would definitely be able to achieve twice the result with half the effort.

It's a pity that something as illusory as luck cannot be snatched away just because you want it. You have to think carefully about it.

But Red Eyes didn't expect that this zombie king also seemed to have something wrong with his brain.

As the days passed, he seemed to really fall in love with this "crazy" woman named Niaowotou!

Potato, "Don't mention it, this move of yours is really great, I admire you!"

Mao Jigong, "Haha, no one cares when a hero is sad, not to mention that Her Highness the Princess is so different!"

Square Face was a little unhappy. "The little princess only slapped my face before, but she slapped this zombie one hundred and thirty-two times. I don't know why, but my face is itchy."

Hongyan was extremely depressed. Things seemed to be heading in a direction that he did not like, until today.

The zombie king was already chasing after Niaowotou.

He glared at Square Face, already sensing that his plan had failed.

He said unhappily, "I think you are not shameless, but you are cheap."

……

Half a month later, Bird's Wo Head suddenly ignored the Zombie King and appeared in front of Xingye with Square Face.

With her face as red as a monkey's butt, Fangkuai announced that she had fallen in love with someone else.

"I've been thinking about it seriously these days, and I really don't like cross-species relationships."

"I am a noble princess. How can I let a zombie insult my royal bloodline?"

"You love me? What does that have to do with me? If you like it, just continue to like it. I won't stop you."

"As the old saying goes, the sky is round and the earth is square. I now think that a square face is more in line with traditional aesthetics, but you can't!"

"..."

The Zombie King was devastated, and out of love turned to hatred, he began to hunt down Bird's Nest Head and Square Face frantically.

In this way, I was lured by the two men into the site of an old chemical plant.

*

In an abandoned warehouse in West City, the black magma seemed to have life, clinging to the walls and the ground, wrapping the entire warehouse tightly and slowly wriggling.

The spirited trio sat neatly in a row.

Opposite them was a somewhat disheveled man.

The man's face was sharp and angular, and the high-end suit he was wearing had been torn into strips by Mao Jigong's Nine Yin White Bones.

Square Face sat behind the man and hugged him directly, holding him in place.

One of Potato's eyes was burning red, while the other was clear and distinct in black and white.

Xingyi raised the corner of his mouth in a Nike arc, "Foolish human, do you know what the consequences will be if you tie me up?"

Potato laughed, "It's that kind of opening line again, but it sounds familiar."

Red Eyes knew he was talking about him, but he would never admit it.

The guy with the bird's nest hair stared at the Zombie King's angular face with a strong mixed-race style.

At this time, her long straight black hair began to curl at the roots.

Her hair is naturally curly, and the curls are as curly as steel wool. If she doesn't take care of it every day, it will soon curl into a clump on her head.

During the days of seducing the Zombie King, Mao Jigong spent a long time every day dealing with her hair.

I don't know how many fire tongs I have broken.

Bird's Nest Head shook his relatively straight hair, feeling it was light and fluttery, as if something was missing and he felt uncomfortable.

Zombie King, "Damn woman, how dare you deceive a king's true heart! Do you know what this means?!

No wonder I always felt like you looked familiar to me. I thought it was a special fate!

I didn’t expect you to be the curly-haired guy who attacked me before!

You actually deceived me with your smooth hair!!!"

Bird's Nest Head picked his nose and ignored him.

"Father, don't you think that the zombie looks a bit like a hybrid of an alien race? He doesn't seem to be a corpse from our Great Xia."

Mao Jigong pinched his throat and said, "Your Highness, people now call this a mixed-blood, and bastard doesn't sound good anymore."

Potato nodded, "Yes, yes, this time when I came out, Madam Jiang Jiang told me to be polite!

My dear, you should learn to stop saying those vulgar words in the future."

Red Eyes was fed up with these psychopaths always going off the track, "Can you please stop talking nonsense and get down to business first!"

It would have been fine if he didn't speak, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Potato instantly remembered something.

His face darkened suddenly.

"How dare you say that!"

"You coward, you coward!"