A foreign city, dear you

Chapter 439 Tell a Joke

Ye Lian still has two laps to go.

She ran really hard.

Facts have proved that when it comes to running, she only has a little bit of persistence and no talent at all.

During the first lap, while running, several people ran in front of her.

She tried to speed up to catch up, but as soon as she speeded up, she felt that her legs became tight and she became increasingly unable to move. Moreover, her breathing became rapid and she could not breathe.

Forget it, just run at your own pace. This is what Cao Xueqian told me.

Adjust your breathing, control your pace, lower your expectations, and victory will be the end of the run.

She ran around and around.

People kept running past me, especially gay men, who passed by me in a few steps.

I can usually run 5,000 meters in training, but on the competition field, this mere 3,000 meters is also so long, and the last two laps of 600 meters are especially long.

There are the last two laps, there are the last two laps.

However, I really couldn't run anymore, my butt was so heavy, my legs felt like they were filled with lead, and I was out of breath and had no rhythm at all.

"Come on, wife!"

A familiar voice came, and Ye Lian knew that her Qian was coming.

Yes, along with the words, the familiar footsteps also followed.

Cao Xueqian came running with him.

Ye Lian suddenly gained a little more energy.

Another lap completed.

Cao Xueqian continued to accompany Ye Lian while running, and kept cheering Ye Lian:

"Hold on! You can do it! It's the last lap!"

"Come on! There are still two hundred meters left!"

"There's still the last 100 meters! Charge up!"

Under the leadership of Cao Xueqian, Ye Lian gritted her teeth and finally reached the finish line.

"Ye Lian, after ten laps -" Cao Xueqian raised his hand and reported loudly to the referee's table.

Ye Lian was so ashamed.

She looked behind her and saw someone running behind her.

Do you think you are running second to last?

Oops, I’m too embarrassed to see anyone. This Cao Xueqian is still there loudly announcing, really, just leave quietly.

Ye Lian pulled Cao Xueqian and left.

She couldn't say she was sad, but she was still a little frustrated. After all, she had been training every morning, but with such an unsatisfactory result.

Ye Lian walked slowly, letting her body recover slowly. Because he was depressed, he didn't speak much at all.

Cao Xueqian climbed on Ye Lian's shoulder, wanting to comfort Ye Lian.

Ye Lian said she was sweating.

Cao Xueqian said, "What are you afraid of?"

Ye Lian smiled, but soon stopped laughing.

Cao Xueqian was still a little unhappy looking at Ye Lian, and suddenly remembered the farce he had just committed.

"Lian, let me tell you a joke."

Ye Lian didn't answer, but turned to look at Cao Xueqian.

"There was a person who thought he was a good runner, so he was inflated and asked the person next to him contemptuously, "Do you feel any pressure when you are running with me?" The person next to me said, "I don't know what pressure is." As a result, guess what happened?”

"You might as well ask me who this person you are talking about is?" Ye Lian said faintly.

"Who?"

"It's you."

"Haha, how do you know?"

"Because I know you so well, only you can ask such immature and funny questions."

"Haha, okay, it's better to know your husband than your wife."

"What's going on?" Ye Lian was also a little curious. In life, Cao Xueqian always likes to play tricks, be funny, and be funny. I wonder what kind of joke he will make today?

Cao Xueqian told Ye Lian about the pre-game conversation between himself and Ji Feng, the secret contest during the game, and the final result and truth.

There were many funny elements in the incident, and Cao Xueqian deliberately exaggerated the scene, making Ye Lian couldn't help but laugh.

"You are really embarrassed. I make you arrogant and talk nonsense." Ye Lian gloated.

"Why don't you comfort and comfort my ridiculed and injured heart?" Cao Xueqian looked at Ye Lian with a pitiful look begging for comfort.

"I have to let you have a long memory." Ye Lian was not soft-hearted: "Have you forgotten that time when you played badminton in Elephant Trunk Mountain? You still look down on an old lady in her fifties, but she is a sportswoman. Teacher, I’m a professional. They say you learn a lesson, why don’t you learn a lesson? Besides, we only train a few kilometers a day, who can we ignore?”

"I'm proud. What's strange is that I didn't see how Ji Feng was running?" Cao Xueqian said the word "proud" in a special humorous tone.

"Then when people run, will you definitely see them? Those who run marathons are probably running outside. This community is too small, which will constrain their hands and feet."

"Well, there are green mountains and buildings outside the mountains. The strong among the strong are the strong among the strong. I won't dare to be proud next time."

"Are you still proud? We are all frogs in a well, but we still laugh at turtles. Who are we qualified to do? You, you are even more outrageous..." Before Ye Lian could finish her words, she started to giggle.

"Why is this outrageous?" Cao Xueqian laughed along with Ye Lian.

"That's right, haha!" Ye Lian seemed to have triggered all the laughter nerves at once: "You remind me of Lu Ban wielding a big ax in front of him, and Guan Gong wielding a big sword in front of him. The key is, haha, the key is, it doesn't matter if you overestimate your capabilities. Okay, you asked me if I was under any pressure. Are you going to go against the grain?"

Ye Lian imagined Cao Xueqian's silly scene of overestimating his abilities and couldn't stop laughing.

Cao Xueqian watched Ye Lian's branches quivering with laughter, and laughed along with him.

After Ye Lian laughed, she forgot about the depressing running result just now.

This joke is really healing.

"Misfortune brings blessing, being stupid also has its advantages." After Ye Lian had finished laughing, Cao Xueqian said with a smile.

"What do you mean?" Ye Lian asked.

"You see, I overestimated my ability and made a joke, but this joke is worth it. It can make my wife laugh and forget her troubles. They say a thousand dollars can't buy a smile, it can make you so big Laugh, my joke is worth at least ten thousand gold." Cao Xueqian also gestured exaggeratedly, looking like he was making a lot of money.

"You are such a ungrateful person." Ye Lian was helpless.

……

In the evening, the property manager sent a bag of rice, saying that Cao Xueqian won seventh place in the men's group and was rewarded with a bag of Wuchang rice.

Cao Xueqian was very happy and said it was so good? Is there a reward for finishing seventh? If I had known that I would be willing to be killed, I would still be in the top three. And asked what the rewards are for the top three?

The property manager also said that they would be rewarded with rice.

Cao Xueqian said that it was better to forget it, he was reluctant to cut himself off, and the rewards were the same anyway.

The properties say they are the same but different. They are all rice, but the top three are packed in ten-jin bags, and the top ten (excluding the top three) are packed in five-jin bags. After talking about the property, he left.

Cao Xueqian suddenly exclaimed and said to himself, it turns out that the rewards for the top three are still different.

However, Ye Lian naughtily did not let Cao Xueqian go, and asked, "Do you want to be dismembered or not?"

Cao Xueqian scratched the back of his head and said, "Whatever, I'm yours anyway. You can chop me up if you want to. The question is, are you willing to chop me up?"

Haha.

Ye Lian found that she accidentally caught a ball.

……

"Are we still running tomorrow morning?" Cao Xueqian asked Ye Lian while sleeping.

"Run, why don't you run? You won't run after the game is over?" Ye Lian will not be knocked down by an unsatisfactory result. Besides, she also gained a lot of happiness from today's game.

Ye Lian was talking when she heard her phone ring.

It's a reed.


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