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Jiang Ke suddenly remembered a piece of news he saw a long time ago. It said that there was a female driver who drove long distances. When she drove to a remote mountain road, a group of robbers stopped the car, stole the money, and inhumanely killed the pretty girl. The female driver pressed.

No one in the car stood up to stop him. Only a young man stood up and was beaten half to death by the robbers.

After they were done, the group of robbers forced the female driver to continue driving. Unexpectedly, the female driver threw the half-beaten man on the road, saying that it would be bad luck if someone died in the car.

The robbers laughed wildly. Just when they thought they had done something great, the female driver drove the car to the top of the mountain, stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and knocked open the guardrail. The people in the car fell off the cliff and died. I heard that Strangely enough, the young man reported the case. I heard that the bodies of the people in the car have not been found yet.

This story was seen by Jiang Ke when he was still young. At that time, he was eleven years old. His rebellious mentality caused by the restlessness of adolescence, he stole his father's mobile phone and looked for some strange stories to read. As a result, when he saw this story, he was frightened at night. Come on, it can be called the shadow of adolescence.

I don't know why it suddenly came to mind today. With the atmosphere at this time, Jiang Ke almost peeed with fright.

"Master...director," Jiang Ke stuttered as he spoke, with an ugly smile on his stiff-muscled face. "We have something to say, can you please stop staring at me?"

"Why are you afraid of me?"

Director Ren stared straight at him, and Jiang Ke felt like meat lying on a chopping board.

Suddenly, Director Ren grinned!

Jiang Ke was stunned and watched helplessly as the man unbuckled his seat belt and reached through the gap between the two driver's seats.

Have you seen "The Ring"?

Jiang Ke's feeling at this moment was that she saw Sister Sadako crawling out of the TV.

Ahhh, let me wipe it!

Jiang Ke started to try desperately to break the door handle, but the door didn't move at all.

Just like an antelope being cornered, a lion grabs its neck, and the sheepskin is torn open by the sharp canine teeth, revealing the delicious red meat inside. The lion narrows its eyes dangerously, holding down the struggling antelope with absolute advantage. , the antelope resisted desperately, but was severely suppressed...

Jiang Ke woke up with a start and breathed in the warm air in the car, like a dying fish just returning to the sea.

The excessive movement alerted Director Ren in the driver's seat. Director Ren turned around and asked him in a deep voice: "What's wrong?"

Hearing his voice, Jiang Ke shook unconsciously, and then silently put the goddess's umbrella in his hand closer to the hem of his shirt.

Jiang Ke was sweating all over, looked panicked, and was breathing heavily. Ren Vince saw that something was not right with him, so he took a bottle of mineral water with one hand and handed it to him.

When the hand was handed over, Jiang Ke suddenly thought of those things in the dream and subconsciously shrank toward the car window.

Ren Vince was stunned for a moment, and the hand holding the water back stopped.

Jiang Ke took the mineral water handed over by Director Ren, and then gave a frightened smile.

Jiang Ke: "Thank you, Director Ren."

Ren Vince looked at him again and said nothing.

The car became quiet.

Jiang Ke unscrewed the bottle cap and took a sip of the cool mineral water. The slightly cool liquid slid down the esophagus and entered the stomach, and his internal organs suddenly felt present.

Only then did Jiang Ke have the truth to return to reality.

Fortunately, what just happened was a dream. Jiang Ke had never been so lucky.

This dream was so real to his grandma that it almost scared Jiang Ke into cardiac arrest.

Suddenly, the car stopped, and Jiang Ke heard Ren Vince say, "We're here."

Jiang Ke took a closer look and found that he was downstairs at his house. Jiang Ke hurriedly thanked Director Ren, opened the car door, and walked out into the rain.

"Wait!" Director Ren stopped him.

Jiang Ke turned around, leaned half of his body in, and a new folding umbrella was handed to him.

Jiang Ke was stunned. From the black umbrella along his arm, he saw Director Ren's good-looking but expressionless face.

Director Ren likes to wear shirts. The collar is always white and the buttons are always buttoned to the top. He looks serious and meticulous.

The whole person explains what it means to be cold and indifferent in life.

Jiang Ke was overwhelmed by a sudden feeling of guilt. Hearing that being single for a long time can lead to perversion, Jiang Ke felt that he was not far from becoming a pervert.

After all, he dared to "take action" after being re-elected as director.

Jiang Ke lowered his hand with one hand and took Director Ren's umbrella with the other. Without saying any nonsense, he opened the umbrella and rushed into the rain.

After unlocking the door, Jiang Ke climbed up to the sixth floor, opened the door, and locked it.

Then he covered his face.

Damn it, I’m too embarrassed to see anyone.

Before he could be ashamed for a second, Caitou excitedly rushed to open the screen door and pinned him down.

Jiang Ke was furious: "Damn Caitou, do you want to crush dad to death?"

Caitou was so excited that he twisted his buttocks and swayed on Jiang Ke's belly.

Jiang Ke:......

It was very similar to a scene in a dream where I was being pinned down by Director Ren.

Jiang Ke opened the cabbage head, grabbed the two dog legs and carried it through the door, and then threw the cabbage head onto the sofa where the cotton was torn out.

Caitou, who was thrown on the sofa, lay down and looked at Jiang Ke, his posture was enchanting, and the whites of his eyes turned out.

Caitou thought Jiang Ke was playing with it, and the silly dog ​​barked happily. Just as he was about to have fun, he discovered that Jiang Ke went directly into the bathroom.

Caitou then tore up the sofa and played with it. The silly dog ​​still had a good time without anyone to accompany him.

Jiang Ke entered the bathroom and took off his half-dry clothes. When he took off his underwear, there was a lump on it that was darker than usual...

Jiang Ke's head started to buzz.

Jiang Ke thought the dream in the car was a nightmare at first, but it turned out to be a spring dream in the end.

No, it was also a nightmare in terms of the psychological shadow it left on Jiang Ke.

He actually dreamed that Director Ren held him down in the car like this!

Jiang Ke began to doubt his sexual orientation.

Hearing that "those who are close to red are red and those who are close to ink are black", Jiang Ke regretted being friends with a rotten girl like Fang Yun.

Then I took a five-minute shower, hesitated for a second when I came out, and finally tied the towel on.

I put on shorts and a vest when I entered the house. Before my hair was dry, I rolled it around on the bed, leaving a wet mark.

Jiang Ke was so stupid that he got up with difficulty, picked up the towel and pulled it twice, sucking up the water from his hair.

He took out another dark sheet and replaced the wet one.

After changing, he touched his head and found that the short hair was dry. Jiang Ke fell back on the bed, rolled around twice, and went to sleep without eating.

He was woken up by the sound of cabbage scratching the door.

After waking up, he was even more tired than before going to bed. He was dizzy and had a stuffy nose. Jiang Ke was stunned for a while. The sound of the vegetable scratching the door made his head hurt. He climbed down from the bed and dragged his weak body to serve him. His ancestors have gone.

There were no lights on in the room, the sky outside the window had darkened, and the patter of rain could be heard. Jiang Ke turned on the light and kicked the cabbage head that was wagging its tail around him.

After being kicked, Caitou stopped wagging his tail and gave a fierce "ouch" to Jiang Ke.

Jiang Ke didn't care about its howling. He took the dog food from the cabinet and poured it into the basin. Caitou, who had been awkward just now, suddenly changed his face, raised his fat butt again, and started eating happily. Dog food.

"Silly dog," Jiang Ke squatted in front of the dog bowl, inserted his hand into the hair on Caitou's head, and scratched it with his fingers, "You are the only one who enjoys eating dog food so happily."

Jiang Ke's voice was very nasal. He went into the kitchen and washed his hands. He made himself a cup of hot potion. After drinking it, he hugged the blanket and sat on the sofa in a daze.

Jiang Ke was sitting on a single sofa. Caitou probably disliked the small size of the sofa and didn't do anything harsh to it. The long sofa was full of scratched holes and covered with Caitou's hair, making it look miserable. Incessantly.

Jiang Ke pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling like he was going to be mad at Caitou.

Can the internship salary of [-] a month be enough for you to do this?

After dinner, Caitou ran over and looked at Jiang Ke with his head tilted.

The cute dog's eyes read that he was ready to move.

Soon, it lowered its body and jumped up, jumping on Jiang Ke.

Jiang Ke didn't check for a moment and was forced to wash his face with a wet dog's tongue.

Or just finished eating dog food...

After licking it, Caitou's blue dog eyes looked at Jiang Ke. His two front legs were still resting on Jiang Ke's shoulders. The two tufts of white hair above his eyes were full of innocence.

Jiang Ke comforted himself with a smile: What bad intentions could a dog have?

Then he picked up the cabbage and threw it into the next room.

No matter how miserable Caitou screams, he will not be released.

Jiang Ke didn't have a great appetite, but a sick person still had to eat something, so he ordered a takeaway and ordered meat porridge.

The takeout was delivered directly to the sixth floor. Jiang Ke opened the door to pick it up, scooped a bowl and finished it.

After the medicine took effect, I went back to my room and slept again.

As a result, it was even more uncomfortable when I was woken up by the alarm clock the next day.

So I had to call the hospital and ask for a day off.

Fang Yun came at noon, and the doorbell rang loudly. Jiang Ke opened the door for her, and when she looked at her, Fang Yun said "Yeah".

Then he sighed: "Where did this beautiful, battered flower come from?"

Jiang Ke said: "You can put away your excited eyes and we will still be good friends."

Fang Yun sat down with a smile and handed over a lunch box.

"Drink it while it's hot. My mother asked me to bring it to you."

Jiang Ke opened the thermos box, and inside was soft stewed five-finger peach and black chicken soup. Jiang Ke almost shed tears.

Jiang Ke said: "Ask auntie if she still needs a godson."

Fang Yun glanced at him disdainfully: "My mother will only say that she is short of a son-in-law."

Jiang Ke didn't dare to speak anymore. He lowered his head and drank the chicken soup with a layer of oil.

"Where's the cabbage?" Fang Yun asked.

Jiang Ke drank the soup: "I'm in solitary confinement."

Fang Yun: "No, sister, you actually locked my son in a dark room!"

Jiang Ke: "Correction, your godson, and that's not called a small dark room, that's a guest room, a guest room!"

What kind of tiger and wolf is the little black room?