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It seemed that Jiang Kai's words touched Jiang Ke's sadness, and he cried even more sadly.

Jiang Kai was frightened by the sudden high-pitched wails. He clumsily imitated the action from the TV series and patted Jiang Ke on the back. He was afraid that he would cry too seriously and lose his breath. If he just pouts, he would have to take care of the child for seven or eight years. Aren’t the hard days we endured just in vain?

Jiang Kai patiently coaxed: "You tell me what's going on, and then I can help you solve the problem. Ke'er is the best, right?"

Jiang Ke cried and cried: "Kaikai! I'm going to die. I have a very, very serious disease, wuwuwu."

Jiang Kai was also a little anxious, wondering why the little waste was so difficult to deal with, and he couldn't explain clearly what his illness was.

Jiang Kai: "What's wrong with you? Can you tell me about it?"

Jiang Ke then cried and said, "I have schizophrenia and I'm going to die soon."

Schizophrenia?

Jiang Kai was a little speechless: "Where did you hear that? Who said you had schizophrenia?"

Jiang Ke pointed to the Internet cafe computer outside the toilet and said in a buzzing voice: "I went to Baidu to search. It said on the Internet that hearing sounds that others can't hear and seeing things that others can't see are symptoms of schizophrenia. I turned out to be sick. It's very, very heavy. I'm about to die. I don't want to die yet. I'm so young. Kaikai, please help me."

Jiang Kai was almost laughed at by his younger brother. Baidu checked the disease and found out that cancer was on the rise. This bastard was playing tricks on him.

But he didn't expect such a naughty little waste to be so afraid of death. Seeing him crying with snot and tears, Jiang Kai thought darkly in his heart: It's so cute.

Jiang Kai explained to Jiang Ke: "A lot of things on Baidu are scams. You won't die."

Jiang Ke stopped crying, his eyes were red, and there was a little doubt and expectation in his expression, and he asked his brother: "Is there really no need to die? Then will I become two people?"

Jiang Kai: "Even if you die, our milk can bring you back. What are you afraid of? The diseases on Baidu are all lies. If you don't believe what I say, we will go to the hospital later and let professionals The doctor will treat you."

Jiang Ke's nose was also red, and mucus was dripping from his nose. He asked with a bit of hesitation: "Do I need an injection at the hospital?"

Jiang Kai took out a tissue and wiped his nose.

Jiang Kai deliberately frightened him: "Of course, you have to take medicine and infusion. The medicine is smelly, bitter, and unpleasant to drink."

Jiang Ke's whole face wrinkled, and then he announced loudly: "I'm cured! I don't need to go to the hospital this afternoon, I want to go home and watch anime!"

Then he patted his butt, got out from under Jiang Kai's arm, ignored the computer, and ran away in a hurry.

He is still a child, saying that the wind is wind and the rain is rain. Just a moment ago, he looked like he was about to die. Now he jumped up and wanted to go home to watch anime. He was such a worried little kid.

Jiang Kai helped him pay the Internet fee. At that time, the penetration rate of computers was not high. Those who could afford computers were wealthy people. Jiang Ke also had one at home.

But that computer was placed in the study room by Father Jiang. He needed it for work, and it couldn't even play games.

Jiang Ke learned how to surf the Internet with his brother Lei Lun. The two brothers originally didn't want to take him with him, but Jiang Ke acted shamelessly and hugged his brother's thigh to prevent him from leaving. The two of them couldn't defeat Jiang Ke, who was as stubborn as a cow. Someone brought it.

When Jiang Kai and Jiang Ke were in elementary school, they studied in their hometown town.

The environment of the Internet cafe in the small town was average, and the computers were average, but it was enough for two junior high school students and one elementary school student. Jiang Kai didn't turn on the channel for his brother, so he just let him watch him from the side.

Chen Leilun's most common activities in Internet cafes are playing games, speeding cars and dancing. His space is the coolest among all the people Jiang Ke knows.

Jiang Kai is better. He also plays games, but he also makes some unknown things, one grid after another, and some colorful lines.

Jiang Ke doesn't like to look at his brother's computer, but likes to play games with Chen Leilun. Chen Leilun is a good person and loves to play. Every time he loses, he shakes the opponent, and the one who shakes is none other than Jiang Kai.

Jiang Kai usually only agrees to play games with Chen Leilun when he has finished his own business, so Jiang Ke sees that Chen Leilun keeps losing, which makes him not very interested in playing games, because he feels that losing in games is really inferior. Dead.

It’s hard to describe the popular styles at that time, and Chen Leilun can be regarded as one of the most fashionable ones.

Jiang Kai doesn't like these bells and whistles, and he can't stand them.

One time, Chen Leilun had a yellow head. Jiang Kai saw it and took Chen Leilun to the barber shop to have it shaved by the hairstylist.

Chen Leilun didn't even have the strength to break free. His head was shaved and he cried directly in the barber shop.

That was the most embarrassing time for Chen Leilun.

When Chen Leilun was in junior high school, he was the biggest in the class, as strong as a calf.

Jiang Kai was just growing up at the time, and he had a small ring of fuzz around his mouth. His height suddenly grew too fast, and he became tall and thin, like a bamboo.

Chen Leilun looks to be twice as big as Jiang Kai.

Even though there was a huge difference in size, Chen Leilun actually couldn't beat Jiang Kai at all. Chen Leilun's not-so-smart mind really couldn't figure out why the bamboo pole-like arm hurt so much when it hit someone.

This arm not only hits people, but also destroys ghosts.

Jiang Kai has endured too much at such a young age. Not only does he have to worry about the naughty Jiang Ke not being killed by a ghost, but he also has to worry about the careless Fa Xiao making him look like a ghost.

Really born to work hard.

When Jiang Kai was on the phone, he told Jiang's father and mother Jiang Ke's medical check-up on Baidu.

Because of this incident, Jiang Ke was fine when he returned home, but Jiang's parents called him at night to make fun of him.

Jiang's mother: "Schizophrenia hahahaha, Jiang Sheng, your son said he has schizophrenia hahahaha..."

Jiang’s mother: “Hahahaha, Ke’er, please tell your mother why you thought of searching online hahahaha…”

Jiang Ke:......

Jiang Ke expressed that he was very depressed. Are these his biological parents?

Jiang Ke was teased by his parents for a long time. His parents treated this matter as a joke with relatives and friends. As a result, this matter was brought up every time during the New Year and holidays.

Then everyone laughed, and only Jiang Ke’s injured world was achieved.

Thirteen-year-old Jiang Ke "died" on the day he discovered that he had "schizophrenia." Sadly, he had to be pulled out and whipped every time.

It is true that everyone is destined to die, but it cannot be social death.

In the past, Jiang Ke was the happiest during the Chinese New Year. ;

He is the youngest and receives the most red envelopes. He is good-looking and has a sweet mouth. Everyone teases him and loves him. They give him the biggest red envelopes.

But from then on, what bothered Jiang Ke most was meeting relatives.

Later, Grandma Jiang couldn't stand it anymore. She saw little Jiang Ke being depressed every day. After asking about the reason, she spoke at a family gathering and said that no one should mention this matter again. She also told Jiang Kai and Jiang Ke who spread the secret. Dad and Jiang's mother punished her severely - folding gold ingots, and she had to fold nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine gold ingots.

Therefore, the final winner of that farce was only Grandma Jiang.

Sure enough, ginger is still old and spicy.