Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

In the suburbs, Zhumo Office has reopened here. Although it is far away from the hustle and bustle of the city, the life here still has some more thrills and happiness in the ordinary. At the same time, they have also escaped from the painful cycle of the entire city, and are here. The concepts of life and death here have finally reached a balance point.

"The boss lady didn't expect you to be so good at growing vegetables? Where did you get these planting seeds?"

"Jones" looked at the parts dismantled from various killing machines and assembled them into a simple cultivator. At the same time, he looked at the proprietress who was skillfully burying seeds and said with some surprise.

"Nothing. It's just a traditional Chinese skill."

As a survivor from a collapsed and destroyed previous civilization, a lady from an ancient family should learn everything. No one knows how long she has lived alone? All I know is that her strength is unfathomable.

"When these tobacco leaves grow up, they can be used to roll some cigarettes for Lao Fan, and at the same time prepare some spare leaves for our pipes."

"You two can finally take care of me, an old smoker."

Lao Fan looked at the increasingly tight cigarette box and could only sigh helplessly, hoping that his cigarettes would last until the tobacco grew.

(Sometimes with a little bit of technology and urban hard work, these tobaccos are guaranteed to rise rapidly. In the auction house on Leviathan’s ring, a dancer whose time was slowed down was auctioned.)

"What a big fish! Although it's still so weak."

Dorothy looked at the huge headless fish. He still had the red fluid bag filled with blood in his chest, but he was much larger.

"boom!"

As the huge headless fish suddenly pressed towards them with the large fluid bag on its chest.

"boom!"

A large amount of dust was smashed out of the ground in an instant, and the giant palm of the headless fish smacked them towards them, so that with one stroke, people could be photographed from three dimensions to two dimensions.

"Crack!"

Rui Ri grabbed his palm, then controlled the nail and stabbed it hard.

"Ha...hahahaha! Feel the grip of the one holding the hammer."

This has directly given him a gaze buff, which will directly confuse him with a palm in the next round.

"Upward chop!"

On the side, Jiutian adjusted his breathing, and struck the scarlet fluid bag on his chest with a sword. In an instant, blood flowed out from the cut mouth, making Jiutian's whole body red.

"Ahhhhh!" (from a mother's breakdown)

The most devastated person is Gardevoir. How long will it take to wash away this disgusting red blood?

"Huh... Taste... Wrong calculation."

"Calm down calm down calm down."

Gardevoir had to take a few puffs of her pipe to suppress her emotions that were about to collapse.

"No... I can't do this work alone... Olivia will come and help me hold her down later." (Olivia: Huh?)

"The momentum is like a broken bamboo!"

Gardevoir slashed the tail of the headless fish, and the word "mo" appeared on the tail, while the word "bamboo" appeared on her sword and her pipe.

"Snapped!"

The giant headless fish waved his palm and slapped it towards them.

"I'm going to crush you!"

Holding the Doomsday Calendar, Lunar Eclipse fell from the sky and hit the headless fish. Although the fish's tail hit him, Little Lunar Eclipse, because of its strong anti-damage effect, made him hold on and the blow hit his fluid directly. Bag body.

"boom!"

Blood spurted out all of a sudden, and the terrifying amount of bleeding left blood on the ground in the entire space. There was a lot of scarlet blood under everyone's feet.

"Pfft!"

From the fish's severed head, a column of crimson blood spurted towards them.

"Be careful."

A large amount of blood sprayed towards them like a high-pressure water gun. At the critical moment, Gardevoir took a deep breath and then spit out the smoke suddenly.

"Zi!!!"

There was actually a large amount of flames in the thick smoke that burned his fish skin, and at the same time burned his blood bag in an instant, and then the blood drenched everyone like a flood.

"gross!"

Except for Eclipse, who got out of the way in time, everyone was covered in blood, and Gardevoir's workload increased again.

"So what happened just now? Why was there a fire?"

Dorothy shook off the blood on her body and looked at Gardevoir curiously.

"I just released the magic flame, and when I used the smoke burst, I attached the flame to it, causing burning damage."

As Gardevoir spoke, she shook the pipe in her hand. The large amount of blood had soaked the entire pipe. She had to pour out the blood and light the tobacco again.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

After taking another puff, the smell of the tobacco leaves inside changed, and the strong smell of blood almost made her spit it out.

"...It seems that if I don't kill him today, my anger will be difficult to dissipate."

Gardevoir swore that today's blood pressure was the highest in her life, and she felt like the fish was about to be skinned.

"Children...you go aside first and then hand them over to your mother."

Gardevoir's face turned cold, and a terrifying aura emerged from around him.

"Snapped!"

The giant palm of the headless fish came towards her but...

"boom!"

Gardevoir was not afraid and directly blew a freezing wind over. For a moment, the giant palm on the fish was filled with ice cubes. Then, a flame fist taught by her mother directly penetrated the fish's palm.

"Don't worry! This is just the beginning! Magic Leaf!"

The magical leaves flew out and hit the fish. These leaves were like sharp blades piercing his body.

"How mature do you want to be electrocuted?"

The subsequent electric current from Gardevoir's hand punched directly into his chest, and for a moment, the smell of electricity was scorched from the headless fish's chest.

"Haha, this is just the beginning."

Gardevoir has never been a beauty. When she and Carlos established K Company, they killed countless people who wanted to harm them. But now, because of the office life and endless overtime, the bloody temperament in Gardevoir has begun. Being hidden.

"boom!"

There was a blue light in Gardevoir's eyes, and he began to mobilize his terrifying power. He lifted the headless fish and then smashed it to the ground. Then he directly controlled his mind to continuously compress and tighten his flesh and blood, and finally gave it to him. Twist it into a small ball.

"Haha...look, isn't this just a group?"

Gardevoir elegantly took out her own handkerchief, and then elegantly cleaned the blood on her body, completely ignoring the children's looks like they were looking at monsters.

daily urban jokes

At Christmas time, a child in the nest wishes to become the Red Mist.

That night Santa Claus broke into his home, packed up his parents and sold them to the cook in Alley 23, and then left him alone in Alley 23.