Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Is this guy really a abnormality? This is obviously the cub of an ancient god."

"Brain Machine" said with some disbelief. Although he had recovered the egg into the current storage box, the key point is that this kind of thing is really an abnormality?

"To be precise, he is just the embodiment of the fear in the hearts of those who died from this monster, but it is also very terrifying just to be a manifestation."

"System" looks at the egg inside the box. The shadow inside is like clouds, spreading and twisting constantly. If there is no suppression from the box, this guy will hatch very quickly.

"It would definitely be a very troublesome thing if this big guy appeared here. But where does this big guy appear? Why is it in this ancient castle?"

"Heh... this is a cult family. Although he didn't read the book that Carlos once took, I looked at it for a while. The pagan summoning rituals in it once had a way to summon this guy. And the body hanging on the street lamp seems to be the eldest son of the family. The ring is their family emblem. He probably went crazy after seeing something he shouldn't have seen."

"Haha...you will not survive if you do it yourself."

"Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!"

"Look at Ruiri getting drunk after just a few sips. It's really too shameful."

Dorothy on the side said teasingly, and then looked at Little Eclipse with ambiguous eyes.

"You can't stand it anymore after just a few sips like this. I'll help you go back."

Dorothy tied up Little Eclipse with a streamer and hatched an evil plan in her mind.

"Crack!"

The train stopped on the track, and everyone was splashed with cold water by Gardevoir, and they woke up from their drunkenness.

"Alright! Drunkards! Get up and prepare to fight before I get angry with you."

"Let's go."

Everyone knew how scary it would be if Gardevoir got angry, so everyone hurriedly got out of the car and prepared to fight.

"Eh…"

Lucario suddenly sniffed the air with his nose and seemed to smell something in the air.

"what happened to you?"

"It's nothing, I just smell a strange smell in the air."

"Okay, what does it smell like? Why didn't I smell it? It's gone, gone."

What Lucario didn't know at this time was that this was not a taste but a feeling for him, a feeling called Minotaur Radar.

"Woo... woo."

At this time, in the carriage, Little Lunar Eclipse, who was tied up by Wuhua Da, could only make a whining sound. At this time, there was a crazy look in Dorothy's eyes, and she gently licked the hair on Little Moon Eclipse's belly. ,then…

At this time, poor Rui Ri was still soundly asleep, completely unaware that his good sister had turned herself into a flash of light.

"Huh...these insane lunatics who are supreme in flesh and blood are willing to turn themselves into this for the sake of their so-called teachings."

Gardevoir was smoking a cigarette in his mouth. One of the hands of the N company member in front of him turned into a sharp spike, with flesh and blood entangled on it. At the same time, there was a mouth and a weird eye on it. The only thing that proved their identity was their bodies. of armor.

"Ginger... Jiang... Hua!"

The heretic judge's claws stabbed directly at Carlos' neck, and Carlos dodged to the left in an instant. While dodging the attack, he directly stabbed the eye on the arm with the Blade of Blood Night. With the tip of the knife, the eyeball on the rat's arm was gouged out. With the final blow, the entire arm was split in half from the middle.

"Yu...yu...charming...disciple."

The Inquisitor triggered the counterattack effect and began to slash at Carlos.

"Clang! Clang! Clang!"

Carlos quickly raised his sword to block. At this moment, Jiutian suddenly hit the side of the Heretic Inquisitor's head with a rifle butt, and at the same time raised his chin.

"Hmph, goodbye."

"Bang", a shotgun hit his head at close range. The Heretic Inquisitor shook his head. He saw his strong man's hairstyle and the flesh and blood on his head that had been beaten like a honeycomb suddenly began to grow out. In Jiutian and The bullets were ejected from the flesh that grew in Carlos's stunned expression.

"Not artistic at all..."

Jiutian's voice brought some disappointment, but she still adjusted her breathing and prepared to fight.

"Bone...hug!"

On the other side, Gardevoir alone fights a Heretic Inquisitor. Although this personality does not have 1/10 of the power of the original body, her combat experience is ridiculously strong. When dodging, she does not look at it at all, but just calmly gives the inside of her pipe. Add tobacco leaves.

(In Leviathan, Garnett was equipped with Roland's personality. Although he had Roland's combat experience and knew exactly how to unleash the ultimate move, his body and his own muscle memory simply couldn't do it.)

"So how about we talk about what's deep in our hearts?"

Gardevoir calmly punched him directly, and the lightning on his fist quickly penetrated his armor, while an electric current stimulated his heart.

"Fish...fish...flavor...disciple."

The Heretic Inquisitor wanted to slash at it with his claws. Gardevoir did not hesitate to pull out the Tang Sword from his waist and slashed at him with a blade as powerful as a broken bamboo blade?

"what…"

The situation on Lucario and Olivia's side is relatively optimistic. The waveguide energy on Lucario's body protects him and is also his weapon, but his style is rather wild and he starts to hurt each other. Shock strikes combined with his metal claws began to damage the Inquisitor's arms.

"Jing...hua."

The claws left scars on Lucario's body, but his passive Vengeance, his double devotion and his counterattack skills will leave wounds on the Inquisitor with even more terrifying force.

"I'm going to put you in the bag too!"

The bag Olivia picked up was thrown at the Inquisitor. At the end, there was another wave of fox rain. This wave was really full of damage.

"I bet this hurts like hell!"

After the rain ended, Lucario grabbed the Heretic Inquisitor's neck with a flash of lightning. The wave missile in his hand continued to hit his stomach at close range.

"boom!"

The heretic judge who was blown away was directly hit into the pile of torture instruments, and then Lucario's vacuum wave completely beat him into a meat pie.

"Hey, he's covered in blood again."

Olivia took out a handkerchief and wiped the blood on Lucario's body. After all, the relationship between the original owner of this personality and Lao Fan was not an ordinary relationship. Although the process was a bit tortuous, the love between the two of them was in this city. This place finally has a good ending.

daily urban jokes

Halloween before the Seed of Light: Humans dressed up as various monsters to entertain each other.

Halloween after Seed of Light: Monsters dress up as various humans to entertain each other.