Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Haha...you said that if I dress up as this pirate captain now, I won't need to cosplay anymore."

Carlos tipped his captain's hat with his musket, and then began to smoke the cigarette in his mouth.

Carlos just drew another ten consecutive rounds and drew Gregor, the pirate bug. Needless to say, this handsome pirate outfit is handsome.

"boom!"

Gardevoir hit him on the head with his pipe.

"So that's why? You gave us all the resources?"

"That's right! It's so selfish!"

At this time, the children felt disgusted with Carlos' selfishness. Jiutian wiped his kitchen knife with an unkind expression, Lucario's eyes were filled with contempt, and even Little Eclipse felt unhappy.

"Ding ding ding ding!"

Carlos' phone started ringing constantly, and Carlos saw hundreds of missed calls.

"Boss! Oh my god! Boss!"

The employees on the other side were almost crying.

He hasn't contacted his boss for several days, and the entire Kanto region has become lively. People in both black and white are paying close attention to the news about Carlos.

He didn't call back in the past few days, and the entire company's employees were going crazy. Others didn't know that they, the managers, knew that the entire company had a burying procedure. If anything happened to Carlos, the entire company's burying procedures would be in place. Start immediately, those K company security robots will clean up all company members on the list indiscriminately.

Those security robots will not care about them. These guys are only loyal to Carlos. At the same time, the fifth-level employee troops who only belong to Carlos will assist the robots in cleaning up everyone. They can erase all memories about K Company and receive a He lives a happy and happy life with his pension and his family.

"Ah... don't worry, don't worry, just do a good job for me. Send the year-end bonus to the finance department first and ask for the money, then ask him to call me. I will leave the issue of stabilizing the company's military morale to you."

"Yes, boss! But boss, when will you come back to work overtime..."

"Crack!"

When Carlos heard the word "overtime", he immediately hung up the phone and lit a cigarette to calm down his shock. Why did he always let himself play overtime? He, the boss, worked more overtime hours than these employees.

"Ding ding ding ding!"

Another phone call came, and only the sound of Banmu was heard on the other end.

"Hey! You haven't heard from your kid for so long. Don't you know that the employees in your company are going crazy. If you don't answer the phone, they will probably launch a war and massacre all organizations that may be related to you. "

Banmu said the most terrifying words in the calmest tone. If Carlos was really not found, K Company would be the most unstable bomb in the world. Those K Company executives who regard their lives as extremely important would really Wage a war to find Carlos.

"I'm sorry, Banmu. You know I definitely didn't mean it. I just stayed in seclusion in a secret place for a few days to improve our strength.

"Okay, okay...I won't say anything else, but in a few days you have to come out to appease those people. Although their existence in this world is not of high value, they still have some value. After all, a person who can A person taken advantage of is often better than a dead person.”

"In addition, you can just go to him for Ma Zhishi's medal. This guy lost you on his own territory. He got a little depressed after being scolded by me. Let's talk to him to comfort him. This kid, then you can take the medal away, your Pokémon’s strength is definitely enough to crush him.”

After saying that, Banmu hung up the phone.

"Ding ding ding ding!"

"Who is it? Who the hell is calling again?"

Carlos resisted the thought of shooting his cell phone down. He picked up the phone and began to answer it patiently.

"Carlos! Are you fucking dead? You don't know how to answer the phone!"

After listening to the first sentence of Zu An's question at the beginning of Yulongdu opposite, Carlos also smiled knowingly. Then in the shocked eyes of the children, Carlos pinched his throat and changed his voice skillfully.

"Brother Yulongdu~ Do you really want me to die like this?"

"what?"

"what?"

"what?"

At this moment, even Jiutian, who has always been indifferent, is a little unable to hold back. Carlos, a grown man, uses the clip sound skillfully. Is this a kind of performance art?

"Is he really a genius who turned into a specimen?"

"Don't make such a fucking perverted sound to me, I'm fucking eating and I'm going to vomit if you keep talking."

"Okay...what's up Dodo?"

All joking aside, something will definitely happen if this guy calls him.

"The rumors that your soldiers are about to stage a mutiny have spread all over the streets. They have caused great panic. Hurry up and calm down your soldiers. You should know that the alliance's tolerance for you has begun to decline day by day. This It is very likely that this incident will become a trigger.”

"You said something wrong and I have to remind you."

Carlos said a little unhappy while smoking a cigarette.

"First, they are not soldiers, they are my employees."

"Secondly, it's their problem that they can't help themselves. It's none of my business. I'm just a drug seller, but I, the drug seller, still have a few brushes in my hands. If they feel that their sitting position is not stable, then they After coming down, you will feel that your position will be very stable."

"You will make things very troublesome..."

"This matter is not a troublesome matter in the first place. I appease my employees and you appease your taxpayers, and then both parties do not interfere with each other. I sell my medicine and you should do yours. Isn't everything okay?"

"Carlos..."

"I know you want me to give in to them? I know you are here to help me as a friend, but if I give in the first time, they will definitely ask for a second time, so some things can't be settled, don't worry about them Even if you can't stand me, you can't do anything to me.

"After all, there is no absolute black or white in the world, and I am just a clear gray among them. I will never take sides easily. Too white is not good, and too black is not good."

"Sigh...I can't persuade you. After all, that's why I'm your friend. Don't worry, I'm already helping you with whatever you want me to do. I'll see you later when I get the good news."

"Only true friends will make some arrangements between each other. If two people are still wearing suits and drinking coffee, then they cannot be considered friends and their friendship will not last long."

Gardevoir smoked a cigarette calmly. She had seen many similar ones.

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The story takes place after the library has been exiled to the suburbs.

In order to commemorate everything that happened in Lobo Industry Company, Angela built a monument to Lobotomy Company in a vacant lot in the suburbs. This is also Ain's grave. Angela said during a grave sweep.

"Ain, I will never forget what you have done to me, but at the same time I also cherish those people who appear around me because of you... What a pity, how I wish you were alive at the moment when the Seed of Light was launched. Gorgeous, it’s a pity that you only saw it once.”

As if God was moved by Angela's filial piety, Ain actually crawled out of the grave. He pulled his body and said to Angela.

"Angela... everything is not over yet... the Seed of Light has not succeeded yet - the city is still..."

Seeing Ain resurrected, Angela smiled. Then she stepped on Ain back into the soil, and then asked the accompanying Roland to use Roulette Heavy Industry to bulldoze the entire monument as if nothing had happened. That was it. He left silently.