Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Meow?"

At this time, Meow Meow who was in the water was fished out by Gardevoir using his telekinesis. As soon as Meow Meow came up, he was instantly fascinated by Gardevoir.

"What a domineering and beautiful lady!"

Gardevoir and Carlos have been hanging out in the upper class all year round, although they hate such a circle because they have too much to learn, including but not limited to ballroom dancing, social etiquette, Carlos's piano, and Gardevoir's flute. After dancing and drinking, both of them had to throw up when they got home and then lay limply on the bed.

Over time, this upper-class domineering attitude slowly remained in her body.

"Ah, it seems that there are no islands nearby. Now we can only wait for K Company's sea rescue team. After all, Carlos is missing. These K Company executives will definitely try their best to save him."

"So... there's nothing to do anyway. How about I tell you the love story between Carlos and I?"

"Is it cold? Rui Ri?"

Continuously gliding on the sea, the two of them inevitably got a lot of water, and they still felt cold when being blown by the wind.

"good…"

Little Rui Ri was trembling a little. Carlos gently touched her forehead. Rui Ri had a fever. Carlos felt sorry for the child. He took out the Sixth Association clothing he had worn from his system storage room and gently touched her forehead. He gently covered her body and let the child have a good rest.

"No, we have to rely on modification to rebuild this raft."

Carlos gave full play to his hands-on ability. He first removed his hook, then installed a rope as a hook, and fished out some drifting wood from the sea.

"Need some nails later..."

Carlos used his Company N personality, took off the spare nails from his shoulders, and used these nails and wood to build a simple awning on the boat.

"Okay...have a good rest, good girl."

While Rui Ri was resting, he repaired and modified the wood used as a paddle and made a simple paddle. It looked pretty good.

"Looks like you're pretty lucky."

Carlos looked at a steel plate floating over the sea, hooked it directly with a hook, and nailed it inside the ship. He placed wood on the iron plate and used the equipment of the Sixth Association to light a fire for him. The smell began to spread on the ship.

"Auntie! You and Carlos were so romantic."

Xiaoxia felt envious of the love she had with Carlos. Girls like him also longed for a beautiful love, right?

"Yeah, yeah, it's so romantic."

Everyone in the captain said at the same time, only the steely man Xiaozhi and Pikachu were not interested in such a story. Could this be the legendary god of nature who has no woman in his heart and draws his sword?

"Boss lady! Boss lady!"

As soon as Gardevoir's story was told, a ship came from a distance, and the employees of Company K on the ship saw Gardevoir and the others.

"Madam boss, are you okay?"

The woman in front of him brought Gardevoir's women's suit, and Gardevoir put the clothes on himself. His own bamboo and ink coat was already soaked and he had to go back and wash it.

"It's okay, have you found Carlos?"

"Why isn't Mr. Carlos with you?"

After hearing Gardevoir's words, everyone went into cardiopulmonary arrest. If Carlos was gone, all of them would die.

"Quick, quick, spread out and find the boss!"

"By the way, there are two more children missing. Remember to look for them."

"I understand, boss lady."

"Ok?"

When little Rui Ri opened his eyes, he smelled a strange fragrance. Following the fragrance, he saw a small iron pot made of iron sheets, in which Carlos' insect meat was cooked.

"Are you awake? How about some boiled meat?"

"Thank you."

Rui Ri used his telekinesis to take out the meat from the pot. Carlos had just made a small distiller and steamed the water bit by bit. It seemed that there was no need to worry about water and food for the time being.

"Oh my God, when are we going to see land?"

Looking at the endless sea, Rui Ri felt anxious for a while. When will he be able to see land?

"What do you think that is in front of you?"

"There is a large group of... onyx jellyfish on the sea surface!"

Looking at a large group of things on the sea, Carlos's face turned black. Although these agate jellyfish are not very strong, the key is that this is the sea. As long as the ship is destroyed, no matter how strong you are, as long as you don't have the ability to fight at sea, then you He is definitely not his opponent.

"Hurry, hurry, Ruiri, let's slide forward quickly!"

"But as long as dad doesn't provoke them, I think it should be okay, right?"

Although Rui Ri said this, she still took the oar and started rowing.

"The breath of these jellyfish is full of anger. I guess if we negotiate with them rashly, they will definitely get angry."

Carlos felt right. These jellyfish were originally full of anger because their homeland had just been taken away by humans. At this time, they were full of anger. If Carlos and the others had just driven by, they would definitely attack him.

"Wait a minute, boss, do you think there's a raft or something over there?"

Suddenly, one of the agate jellyfish turned around and saw Carlos and the others who were rowing and preparing to leave.

"His grandma's are those humans! Damn them! They drove us here! And they're still following us! Brothers, teach them a lesson!"

"Fuck! They're coming! Rui Ri, paddle quickly!"

"Looks like someone needs help?"

Suddenly a very playful voice sounded behind them. Behind their boat was a little frog.

"You two are really unlucky. The home of these agate jellyfish has just been destroyed by you humans, and you have broken into their territory again. How pitiful."

"How did we know this? Besides, we just experienced a shipwreck, and this raft was picked up by us picking up rubbish at sea."

"Okay, let me help you."

The croaking frogs behind the boat pushed the stern of their boat forward. Rui Ri and Carlos also slid the oars desperately. After a chase, they finally got rid of this group of unfriendly agate jellyfish.

"Ah, I'm exhausted."

After a chase, the two of them were exhausted and paralyzed, lying on the deck gasping for air.

"What's wrong? Are you land creatures so weak? How long have you been skating and you are so exhausted?"

"Yes... we just experienced shipwrecks, falling into the water, being exposed to the sun, and being chased. To be so tired is really because we, land creatures, are not good enough."

Carlos was almost furious at what this little frog said, but after all, he was the one who helped him, so he couldn't say anything too extreme.

daily urban jokes

In an orphanage in Company L, Benjamin, a kind man, came to visit the children.

Benjamin asked "Who is your father?"

"It's Mr. Benjamin!"

"Who is your mother?"

"It's Lobotomy Corporation!"

"Then what do you want to be?"

"We want to be orphans!"