Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Limbus Campany."

"Follow the etiquette of the thumb, and those who violate it will be punished by having their tongues cut out."

Lunar Eclipse's new three-lamp personality "Commander Thumb Dennis Personality Preview."

Character skills: 1 skill "Evisceration".

Melancholy 2 coins (5+4+3) attack behavior "Slash". If you successfully fight to win, you will gain a layer of strength and a layer of agility in the next round (four breaks and two layers of agility). When the two-coin attack is successful, you will gain a layer of "Preparation". Ammunition” (four breaks two layers).

Character skills: 2nd skill "Aim at the head".

暴食3硬币（4+3+3+3）攻击行为“刺击”一硬币命中的时候敌人增加一层麻痹，二硬币命中的时候敌人获得一层加算硬币减弱，三硬币消耗一枚“准备弹药”。

角色技能：3技能“暴风压制”。傲慢1硬币（点数5+16）攻击行为“刺击”如果敌人的震颤层数为5则投掷两次点数为1并且消耗一层“准备弹药”的硬币（四破三次）。

"Hahaha! The color of your brain is so beautiful!"

The character's counter-attack skill "Vulgar!"

When breaking four times, the arrogant 1 coin (5+8) attack action "strike" will increase the number of tremors for the enemy by five layers in the next round.

Character's passive appearance: "Tongue Cutter"

Arrogant Resonance 3 The fastest enemy gains a layer of paralysis. If the number of thumbs on the field is greater than or equal to two, the second fastest enemy also gains a layer of paralysis.

Character's off-field passivity: "Awakening Moment"

Melancholy keeps 4. When the slowest friendly character loses his spirit value, he will gain ten points of spirit.

(Strike x2 stabbing 1 slash 0.5)

"If you don't want to have your tongue cut out, then shut your mouth, stay silent and obey the orders from the top. This is the way to survive."

Dorothy's Two-Light Personality "Southern Thumb Soldier Personality"

Character skills: 1 skill "Blow with Gun Butt".

色欲2硬币（4+3+3）攻击行为“打击”1硬币命中时为目标增加三回合震颤，2硬币命中的时候获得一层“准备弹药”。（四破基础点数加一，增加三回合改为增加六回合和六层。）

Character skills: 2nd skill "Ammunition Reinforcement".

Gluttony 2 coins (5+5+5) Attack behavior "Strike" When one coin hits, you will gain a layer of strength in the next round. If you hit two coins, you will provide one layer of strength to the fastest thumb, the slowest thumb and yourself. Layers of prepared ammunition. If there is no thumb camp, it will only provide one layer of prepared ammunition for itself (at the fourth break, if there are no qualified allies, all will be provided to itself.)

Character skills: 3rd skill "Reckless Shot".

傲慢1硬币（5+20）攻击行为“刺击”消耗所有准备弹药，最多消耗4层（四破5层）特殊子弹的buff效果可以正常释放四次。

Character's counterattack skill: "Turn around and shoot"

When breaking four times, one coin of anger (5+9) is used as the attack behavior "Stab". If no bullets are prepared, it is a normal attack.

The character appears with the passive "Gun Blade to the Bone"

Arrogant Reserve 2 If the enemy you are fighting with was damaged by the thrusting skill in the last round, he will gain a layer of thrusting enhancement this round.

The character's passive "Way of Silence" off the field

Arrogance Reserves 3 The friendly character with the highest taunt value gains two layers of protection.

(Cut x2, strike x1, thrust x0.5)

"Cold?"

In a cave, a fire lit up in the sky. The two sat beside the fire and looked at each other dryly. Olivia broke the silence first.

"good…"

After saying that, there was silence in the cave again. The two looked at each other and didn't know what to say.

"Jiutian, I want to ask, do you know where your enemy is?"

"According to that guy's confession, almost all the members of the Green Cleansing Project are dead. The one we want to kill now is the old guy Den that I will never forget. After the disbandment, this old guy Deng was taken over by the Galaxy Team in this area. "

"Jiutian, can you tell me about your past?"

"........."

Looking at Olivia, Jiutian couldn't help but sigh, and finally told her about his past.

"Do you know what those mad scientists like to do the most? Cut open your stomach while you are alive, watch you whimper, and carefully record your appearance. In the end, they can successfully sew your wounds back together."

Jiutianzhan stood up and took off her clothes, and Olivia discovered that there were terrible scars on her belly.

"Many people have a hard time going through this process. They are lucky that they are all dead and no longer have to live there to suffer. But I am the unluckiest person to succeed."

"Watch it...this is a secret I have never told anyone. You are the first to know."

The dark hair on Jiutian's body suddenly began to turn white, and her entire aura began to change. In Olivia's surprised eyes, Jiutian turned into Zoroark in the green form.

"This...this is this?"

This is definitely not an illusion, but Jiutian has indeed changed her form. She has changed from a evil-type Pokémon to a general ghost-type Pokémon. This change was unexpected by Olivia.

"I am Experiment No. 48. After they implanted that strange gene in me, I can change into this form, and my mastery of hallucinations has almost reached a terrifying level. They have consumed all the The experiments were nothing more than trying to replicate my form changes. In the end, they all died and I was left alone. Now I am only born to avenge them."

"I am telling you this today because I want to believe you, and I hope you will not betray my trust in you."

After Jiutian finished speaking, he began to change his form again and lay on the grass she had laid aside.

"By the way, don't you have a bed?"

Jiutian turned around and looked at Olivia who was looking embarrassed. She also sighed and said to her.

“Come and squeeze in the night.”

"Thank you for nine days."

an hour later...

"Uh?"

When Olivia opened her eyes drowsily, she only felt something on her chest and back?

"what?"

Only then did Olivia realize what was going on. The sleepy Jiutian used herself as a pillow and hugged herself from behind. As for the touch on her back...

"Jiutian, you have such a good figure."

"Sister... don't... take her away... don't."

"Ugh?"

Jiutian's hug behind her became tighter and tighter, and her tone revealed a kind of pleading that Olivia had never heard before, and there was a hint of fear and despair in it.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here."

Olivia said softly, Jiutian's brows relaxed as he hugged her tightly, and the night finally began to pass peacefully.

"what……"

Carlos yawned and stood up, watching the sun rise, realizing how long he'd been sleeping.

"How is Ruiri doing now?"

Carlos rubbed his eyes and saw Rui Ri and Guagua Pao Frog rowing together.

"Hey? Little frog, haven't you left yet?"

Carlos had some surprises. He originally thought that this little frog would just leave. After all, they were just passers-by who met by chance. Even if he left Carlos, he wouldn't blame him.

"What? Do you really want me to leave? I kindly stayed to help you, but you actually want to drive me away?"

"No, what I mean is that we are not relatives, so I feel a little embarrassed that you are staying here to help me."

"At this time, which is more important, life or face?"

"Uh…"

Carlos scratched his head. Of course life is important at this time...

"Okay, okay, no kidding. A big part of the reason why I can stay here is that you look like my grandfather, and my grandfather once said the principle of helping others to the end. I don't want a good man to die at sea like this."

"We have only been together for more than a day, how can you be sure that I am a good person?"

"Now I am sure that you are very talkative, but do you think someone who can become a wave guide hero can be a bad person?"

"Ha ha…"

"Hey! You two! Come over and row the boat quickly! Stop nagging! You two just want to leave the responsibility of rowing to me, right?"

The oar controlled by Rui Ri was rowing on the sea while protesting against Carlos and the others' various lazy behaviors.

"Yes, yes, we have to row quickly."

Carlos found a wooden board to replace the oar that had been taken away by the croaking frog, and the three of them rowed the boat in an orderly manner.

After rowing for who knows how long...

"Hey, that's weird... why do you feel uncomfortable?"

At this time, when paddling to this sea area, Carlos felt an uneasy feeling in his heart, but the weather did not become bad, so it should not be a natural factor such as a storm... In this case, it could only be.

Out of trust in his intuition, Carlos instantly released the waveguide energy for detection, and then his face turned dark.

"Dad, what's wrong?"

Rui Ri looked at Carlos's very unhappy expression and thought that Carlos was uncomfortable or something.

"Okay...please stop rowing now."

Carlos sighed, and then said to the calm sea.

"Everyone, there is no enmity between us. Although I am indeed a human, I have never destroyed any Pokémon's home. Do you think we can come out and have a chat?"

"Not good! There is an ambush!"

At this time, the croaking frog had realized what was going on. He sank his head into the water. In the water was a large group of agate jellyfish, looking at them eagerly.

"It's really no good and we're ready to fight...it would be best if we could negotiate a solution."

Carlos checked his gun again to make sure there was no water damage. This time they had no retreat.

daily urban jokes

Abnormal Byakuya is really the god of Lobotomy Corporation.

He possesses supreme magic and can bring happiness to all humans chosen by him.

You see, when he actually appears in the break room of a certain department, you can see the excited and incoherent supervisor in the office.