Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Grandma's... you want to play with me, right? Okay! Come on then!"

Carlos gritted his teeth and stamped his feet. As the saying goes, if a man dies for money and a bird dies for food, this is an act punished by God. Today he will try his best to turn his bicycle into a motorcycle!

"The system took away all my fucking lottery tickets! I can't believe that I can't deliver the goods today!"

"Okay, 20 consecutive draws are in progress."

"The lottery is ongoing."

"Are you sure you are here Jiutian?"

Outside the door, Olivia had just used an umbrella to gently poke open the door's peephole. She wore an earphone given to her by Jiutian on her ears. Jiutian didn't know where he got this from. The bullet and the headset.

"It's confirmed... One of my Pokémon friends is Miss Junsha's Pokémon. These bullets and the earphones in your and my ears were all made by this guy with a lot of effort."

"Just follow the plan."

Olivia gently pushed the fake cat eye prepared in advance into the small hole that had been pushed open.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Who is it?"

An impatient voice came from inside the room.

"Hello...we are from Team Galaxy. I heard that you want to join us, right? Open the door and let's come in and talk."

At the door, Olivia leaned against the door, took out the tape recorder she had prepared, and placed it gently on the door.

"Team Galaxy? You guys are a little early."

"It seems we arrived on time."

Olivia and Jiutian sighed after hearing the news. It seemed that they were not too late.

"Hey, this cat eye?"

When the gang member looked at the cat's eye that fell on the ground and realized something was wrong, a sharp umbrella directly pierced the cat's eye and exploded his head.

"Go!"

Olivia kicked the door open. When people in the hall heard the noise, they were greeted by an umbrella flying over.

"boom!"

The sound of broken glass came from the second floor, followed by the sound of gunfire and fighting. The nine days on the road had already passed.

"The rope. Be sure to hold on tight...if you don't want to sink."

"I can give it a try and do as you say~ But it may be a bit difficult to expect me to obey absolutely~"

“If you don’t want to have your tongue cut out, then shut your mouth, remain silent and obey the orders from the top is the way to survive.”

"Keep these social etiquettes in mind. After all, there is no rule without rules, right?"

"Congratulations to the master on his new personalities "Heathcliff the Harpooner of the Pequod", "Honglu of the Black Cloud Society", "Southern Commander Thumb Personality" and "Southern Thumb Soldier Personality"."

"Ah, it's not bad."

Carlos looked at the fairly good trophies, and his somewhat depressed mood finally felt better, but Honglu? Wait, it seems like I don’t have the corresponding Pokémon?

"Master, have you forgotten? There is a little guy hatching in the incubator. This little guy is very suitable for equipping these personalities."

"Oh, by the way, there's also this one in the incubator."

Carlos walked towards Gardevoir, who was lying on the beach chair wearing sunglasses and holding the egg incubator in his arms.

"Guess who I am?"

Carlos lowered his voice and suddenly came behind Gardevoir.

"Carlos, if I couldn't have guessed, I wouldn't have deserved to sleep with you for so long."

Gardevoir took a glass of juice from the table nearby and started drinking it.

"I'm sorry, my wife has been having a hard time lately."

Carlos gently squeezed her shoulders and massaged her. Gardevoir closed her eyes comfortably and slowly soothed her tense nerves.

"...To be honest, your absence these past few days has scared me to death. Although I believe you are lucky, I am still worried about you and worried that I will never see you again."

Gardevoir was drinking juice while looking at the sun above her head. To be honest, she had always regarded Carlos as her backbone. She had been suppressing her fear these days. Fortunately, Carlos finally came back safely.

"How's the hatch going?"

"Hmm...it looks pretty good. I can feel the life inside this egg starting to gradually form. To be honest, this feeling is really amazing, isn't it?"

"Carlos, when do you think we can have a baby?"

Gardevoir suddenly asked a very fatal question, when can the two of them have a child?

"Let's talk about it after the trip is over..."

Carlos scratched his head. After all, his youth had been wasted on work, and he didn't want to waste his only happiness on taking care of his children. Let's talk about it later, after the two of them have gone crazy.

"Okay, okay...but Carlos..."

Gardevoir suddenly stood up, kissed him and whispered in his ear.

"You should hand in your homework, Xiaoka..."

Looking at his wife's hungry eyes, Carlos could only touch his forehead. It seemed like there would be another bloody battle tonight.

"It's very troublesome to clean this stuff up."

Rui Ri wiped the blood on the sheets with a sanitary napkin. After wiping it for a long time, he could only take the eclipse and the sheets to the bathroom, rinse and take a shower.

"Little Eclipse, do you think my taste is better or Dorothy's?"

Rui Ri hugged him and at the same time controlled the shower head to wash his body with his mind.

"The two sisters taste almost the same."

"What a sweet little girl."

"Rui Ri! Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. Get up!"

Suddenly the door was pushed open violently. Dorothy saw this scene as soon as she entered the door, and then she froze on the spot.

"you…"

Smelling the familiar smell of blood in the room, Dorothy immediately understood what was going on.

"Dorothy..."

"You two are eating secretly, right? Okay! I understand."

Dorothy closed the door, then manipulated her ribbon to tie the two people up and pull them out.

"Sister Dorothy, what are you going to do?"

Before Little Moon Eclipse could react, he was thrown onto the bed.

"What to do?...Of course it's something more exciting."

Dorothy kissed Rui Ri on the mouth, and then the two of them pressed on Little Eclipse.

"I know your love, so my sister and I will be your future wives. Please give me your guidance as my future husband."

"Remember to eat more and replenish yourself later. After all, this is the price of having two lovely wives."

"Hmph! These guys are indeed a bunch of weaklings who were recruited so quickly."

After a battle on the other side, the two successfully captured the gang leader. After some interrogation, they finally got some information, and the people from the Galaxy team came over immediately.

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Lobotype elections:

The first lobotomy election was invented by Angela, who brought Dissolving Love, Data Deletion, and Epidemic Doctor to the Director and announced: "Choose today's Abnormality! Director.