Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Is this the legendary Lightning Bird?"

Zhulan looked at the stupid bird lying unconscious on the ground, still a little unbelievable that it was the legendary second-level god lightning bird.

"Mom! Mom! I want to eat grilled chicken wings!"

The children gathered around Gardevoir, and Gardevoir couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, because the roasted chicken wings they said they wanted to eat were the two wings of the lightning bird that had been cut off by Jiutian just now.

"If possible, I should make fried chicken wings."

Dorothy expressed her thoughts. For such a big bird and a second-level god, the meat should be of good quality.

"Or make a side of sauced chicken wings. Frying them would be a waste of meat."

Xuehua expressed his thoughts. After all, he had cooked a lot of food before, and frying the meat would have a great impact.

“What’s the difference between a bird that has lost its wings and a flightless chicken?”

When the others were discussing how to eat, only Qingyu Wen and Zou Zou said a lot of things that others couldn't understand. It was the suitcase that should be said or not.

"The most perfect thing is probably sashimi. Only sashimi can maintain the most perfect taste of the ingredients."

Jiutian's idea was unanimously opposed by everyone. After all, after getting used to eating cooked food, I was really not used to eating raw food.

If the Lightning Bird was still awake at this time, it would probably fly up and cut off its own wings and discuss how to eat its own wings in front of him. Isn't this just like cutting off his own arms and then discussing in front of him? How about eating your own arm?

"As the apprentice of the great hero, does the great hero have any hobbies? Does he have any heroic legends? Does he have anyone he likes? Do you know what the great hero's favorite food is?"

At this time, Zeraora kept bombarding Lucario with questions like cannonballs. After learning that he was the author of the book, Zeraora thought he was the protagonist of the book.

It wasn't until later that he said that he was the protagonist's apprentice. After just ten seconds of disappointment, he then bombarded Lucario with questions that made him a little confused.

"Miss Zhulan? Do you think this is really Zeraora? I heard that they are generally quite aloof?"

Carlos asked the knowledgeable Zhulan, is this cat really the cold fantasy beast Zeraora?

"Judging from the hair, color, and attributes, it's definitely a personality..."

Zhulan looked at Zeraora, who had a cheerful personality and was a bit amused... maybe?

"Human, what are you doing? Let me go!"

At this time, the Lightning Bird, which had been unconscious for a long time, had also woken up. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the two humans in front of him and the weight on his body, thinking that he was tied with some kind of rope or chain.

"Hello, Big Bird! These are your wings!"

At this time, Little Mercury held the two wings of Lightning Bird and walked up to Lightning Bird. The moment the Lightning Bird saw the wings, the entire bird's CPU burned out.

"This...are these my wings?"

When he saw this scene, his eyes went dark and he fainted again.

"Uh……"

After seeing this scene, everyone suddenly had mixed feelings. Today they saw a fantasy Pokémon and a level two divine Zapdos at the same time. Their impression of these two Pokémon suddenly disappeared. .

"Wake up! Wake up! Silly bird! Your wings are not broken, don't you think your wings are not good?"

Carlos reluctantly stepped forward and gave him two big mouths, which woke him up directly. When he woke up, the lightning bird looked at his intact wings, and then looked at his two wings on the ground, and he suddenly felt a little confused.

"After you inject our K company's medicine, it will restore your body to the most perfect state of cognition through your brain.

"what?"

Lightning Bird was stunned for a moment, then he felt his body and found that some of the hidden wounds on his body were completely healed.

"Have all the hidden wounds that stupid dog hit me been healed?"

After hearing these silly words, Carlos and Lucario looked at each other. It seemed that the only one who could do this was his master.

Back then, their master had defeated this stupid bird, and now as apprentices, they had defeated this stupid bird again, and they had no choice but to marvel at the magic of fate.

"What do you think? Do you accept it? My master beat you up. Today, as an apprentice, of course I will follow the master's path and challenge you."

"Are you the apprentice of that stupid dog? I don't accept it! Back then, your master fought in single combat. How could you, as his apprentice, engage in group fights with me? If you have the ability, challenge me to a single fight! If you win, I'll accept it."

"Hey! Still not convinced? Then we will follow his wishes and challenge him one on one!"

Zeraora and Lucario, who were sitting on the Lightning Bird, jumped down, and the Lightning Bird spread its wings and flew up, feeling that its body had no hidden injuries. It felt as light as before.

"Lucario uses the wave missile to give him an appetizer!"

While Lucario was accumulating waveguides, the waveguides on Carlos were also transmitted to his body, and a huge wave missile was thrown directly towards the Lightning Bird in the sky.

"Ha! You're so stupid, human! Don't you know that Pokémon at our level can fly!" (Groudon: Your mother!)

Lightning Bird dodged the wave missile and fired an electric shock at him.

"Lucario doesn't have to dodge and use Sword Dance to strengthen his condition!"

When Lucario used Sword Dance, electric current also hit him. Lucario gritted his teeth and endured the blow. The W Company equipment on his body helped him absorb the electric current and convert it into his own energy.

"The Lock of Others! Close the distance between you and him! Use energy confluence to weaken its defense!"

Immediately afterwards, a large number of iron chains wrapped around Zapdos and pulled him over. Lucario's fully charged four axes struck him. Although he did not have the personality of "Four Breaks", the lowered defense level of four layers made him fragile. Just like a piece of paper.

"Good opportunity now is the time to test our bond! Mega Evolve Lucario!"

The ring on the ring finger of Carlos' hand shone with dazzling light. The super-evolution stone on Lucario was sensed, and the light enveloped Lucario's body. The super-evolved Lucario appeared in front of everyone. .

"Flash of lightning + heavy stomp! Another hard one!"

Lucario appeared in the sky above the Lightning Bird in a flash, and then stepped hard on the Lightning Bird's back. The Lightning Bird let out a cry of pain, and before he could react, he stepped on the Lightning Bird's back. It was a powerful wave missile that hit him.

Lightning Bird...can't get back up!

daily urban jokes

There was a resident of J's Nest who won 500 million yuan. A reporter asked him, "Sir, how do you plan to spend these 500 million yuan?"

"First pay off the J company loan used to buy lottery tickets."

"What about the rest?"

"I'll pay the rest later."