Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"All sailors! Charge towards the Crimson Whale! Don't be afraid of your death! The world will remember your heroic deeds!"

On the sea with rolling black clouds, huge crimson tentacles struck their ship, and a large number of mermaids were sent to the ship by these tentacles.

In the strong wind, a Flaming Ace was missing one of its legs. The voice that surpassed thunder commanded the crew to attack. The sharp harpoon penetrated and tore a mermaid into pieces. He threw the fish with the mermaid's body. The fork hit the crimson whale's tentacle.

"Captain is brave!"

The crew members who saw this scene seemed to be greatly inspired, and they all took up weapons to attack the tentacles that were attacking the ship. In the violent storm, two crew members silently guarded the captain around him. The three of them They all attacked the whale in tacit agreement.

"what!"

Olivia suddenly woke up from the bed, and the memory of personality turned into a dream and invaded his mind. The crazy hunting in the stormy sea made her feel the grandeur of the hunting from the perspective of a bystander.

"Boom boom boom!"

There was a knock on the door, and Olivia stood up from the bed and opened the door to her room.

"Sailor! The captain is holding a drinking party on the deck. Come over and have a drink."

To Olivia's surprise, the person who came to look for her turned out to be the silly and strange first mate during the day. Olivia stood up, stretched, and took out the blade she had taken out of the captain's cabin. The blade he used to bite the towel kept cutting the tattoos on his arms and body.

"Hahaha."

Feeling the tearing sensation of the flesh on her body, Olivia watched her blood flow out of her arms, soaking in the hair on her body, and then she collapsed on the chair and gasped for air.

"These sins... run deep."

Equipping a personality for a long time may make it difficult to distinguish between the memory of the personality and your own memory. Although everything will return to normal after the personality is removed, the longer you equip the personality, the memory will gradually change from blurry to clear. extremely.

"Crew! Today, not only did we grab a large amount of important cargo! But today we also recruited a powerful sailor! Let's welcome her together in a moment!"

At this time, on the deck of the ship, Captain Flare Ace was holding a wooden wine glass with brandy in her hand. When she talked about Olivia, her words were full of joy, as if everything had happened in the morning. It's all just a joke.

"You have such a big heart. If it were me, I would have thrown it down to feed the fishes in secret... Only you would leave a man who just kidnapped you in the morning on your boat and prepare for him at night." A reception for new employees.”

Magic Mask Cat complained while drinking "orange juice", a juice made from crushed tree fruits and added fresh water. She didn't expect that someone like her had never drank alcohol.

"What do you know? You don't think you are an enemy and you don't have any absolute friends. After you and I were paired together, I successfully convinced her to stay on my ship and be my crew member."

"Hey, hey, hey! Let me tell you! I'm not your private property. You have no right to decide where I go. I don't care what you say to that guy. Don't involve me."

As Olivia walked onto the deck, the crew members standing on the deck also saw her at a glance. They took the wine glasses in their hands and walked up to toast Olivia.

"What's going on? Don't be shy! Come on, come on! Drink!"

Ace of Flames handed over a wine glass. Olivia looked at the wine in the glass and took a sip. The strong spicy taste rolled in her mouth.

"I think you will adapt to the atmosphere on the ship quickly."

Ace of Flames gently supported him, and Olivia, who was a little unsteady, pulled him to the table.

On the pillar in front of you is a large pot of spicy seafood soup. There are many Pokémon like lobster soldiers in it, as well as some sea vegetables. There is a layer of red spicy oil on the pot, which looks very refreshing.

"Have a bowl... I made this myself, extra spicy seafood soup."

Ace of Flames filled a bowl of soup and handed it to her. After taking a sip, Olivia felt something spicy coming from the depths of her soul. This spicy feeling almost made her cough.

"Ha! The soup he makes is indeed quite spicy, but after a day of wind blowing and getting soaked in water, if you are thirsty, the spicy soup will make your body feel better."

The Magic Mask Meow on the side drank the soup from the bowl, and at the same time took a sip of the "orange juice" and the spicy feeling subsided a lot.

"Um, are you his crew member?"

Olivia looked at the magical masked cat aside and felt that the relationship between the two of them was not like the relationship between the crew and the captain. Isn't he a crew member of this ship?

"This guy and I have a cooperative relationship. She was originally the one who led those abandoned Pokémon to find their homes. This guy is a very powerful person who once commanded those Pokémon to fight against a large number of poaching organizations. He is an expert in command and military matters."

"Without my help in sending these wandering Pokémon to a safe place, they would have died under the encirclement and suppression of those thieves groups."

"So, is this what you call cooperation?"

Olivia thought for a moment, and suddenly he said to the magical masked cat in front of him.

"Say you have fought against poachers...Have you ever seen a person with a purple snake tattoo on his neck?"

"Purple snake tattoo...I think I have actually seen one..."

Magical Mask recalled a raid and rescue in their memory. At that time, they got some news that some Pokémon were captured by some Pokémon hunters. After raiding that hunter's stronghold, they saw A tattoo on the neck of a Pokémon hunter.

"Where is that guy! Where is that guy!"

When Olivia heard this, she immediately became excited. She stood up, grabbed her shoulders, and began to shake her. She almost knocked out the Magic Mask, and the chest in front of her also began to rise and fall.

"Ugh... don't shake her now. If you have anything to do, sit down and tell her."

An unusual blush appeared on Captain Flare Ace's face. This scene was a bit too fragrant for her. She quickly stopped Olivia from continuing to shake, fearing that she would not be able to bear the nosebleeds for a while.

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What is reason?

Reason means that after someone scolds you, you will not get angry and kill him with a knife. Instead, you will knock him unconscious and feed him to the scavenger while he is not paying attention. Such a traceless method is called reason.

(A belated Valentine’s Day blessing, I wish all lovers to step on the platform of W Company and head for the W Company train full of love.)