Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Next...next...next..."

In order to compete for the title of "Wave Guide Brave", a large number of trainers came here to register for the competition, which made the registration staff as tired as dogs. The most annoying thing is that they can't do it even though most people can have a holiday today. .

Isn’t this? The registration clerk in front of him, who was dressed like an ancient clerk, had been registering here for a day and a night, and there were faint dark circles on his face.

"This gentleman has detected that your physical condition is not very good. It is recommended that you take a rest immediately, otherwise the risk of sudden death is as high as 50%."

Angel on the side kindly reminded the person in front of him that the analyzer on his body had judged that this person was about to die suddenly. If he didn't rest, it would really be easy to die.

"what?"

The registrar raised his head and saw a new Pokémon like Angel that he had seen for the first time.

"Don't worry, someone will come and replace me soon. I'll be able to rest after a while."

The gentleman in charge of registration said politely that someone would come to replace him in two minutes. In just two minutes, he still didn't believe that he could really die suddenly.

"Then I may be your last registrant, so please register for me, sir."

Carlos walked over from the side. His gentle voice and his handsome knight costume made it difficult for even a man to have a bad impression of such a person.

"Please tell me this gentleman's name and where you are from."

Carlos didn't say anything, he just handed over a business card. The moment the registration clerk saw the business card, his vision went black and he died suddenly.

"Crack!"

The critical moment was when Carlos quickly took out the ampoule and inserted it into his neck, and injected it into him. At this time, he rolled his eyes and saw the registrar walking past, and suddenly escaped from the hands of death.

"Hahaha...hahaha..."

The registration clerk, who had just escaped from the hell gate and jumped repeatedly, was gasping for air. He almost realized that he was too milky.

"Get some rest early. If I hadn't met you today, I think you might have died."

"Thank you, Mr. Carlos. Do you want me to tell the organizer the news later?"

The registration clerk spoke in a low voice. It was rumored that Carlos liked to keep a low profile, so he deliberately lowered the volume so that only two people could hear it.

"Okay... After all, I am participating in this competition, and my identity will be exposed sooner or later. So why not tell the organizer in advance to prevent some accidents that may occur during the competition."

"Okay...thank you again for your help Mr. Carlos."

The registrar bowed to express his gratitude and then turned around and headed to the organizer's place with the news.

On the other side, Xiaozhi and his friends...

At this time, the three children were clamoring to ask some questions about Miss Zhulan. After all, strictly speaking, they were still new trainers. The person in front of them was the champion of the Sinnoh region, which was quite exciting for these young people. .

"Miss Zhulan, why are you traveling with us this time?"

The most sensible among the three is Xiaoxia. She guessed that the people followed by Miss Zhulan must have their own purposes, and this matter is most likely related to Mr. Carlos.

"I came here mainly to verify the legend of the original tree of the world. When I was in the Sinnoh region, I had a cooperation with Company K, and we took the opportunity to come here together by boat."

Zhulan has no airs about being a champion at all. Whether privately or publicly, Zhulan is a champion who is close to the people.

"Hey! Miss Champion! How about some ice cream?"

At this time, Gardevoir brought the purchased ice cream and returned here with Lucario and the others. The past few days of getting along with Zhulan made her understand that Zhulan has difficulty in making choices.

Sometimes, since they are almost the same, you have to let others choose for you. This way you can save time and make yourself less distressed.

"Thank you."

Zhulan thanked her politely, tasted it and found that it tasted pretty good. She asked Gardevoir about that store later. If she comes here in the future, she will go here to eat ice cream.

"Thank you, Sister Gardevoir!"

Gardevoir bought ice cream for the three children and Pi Shen. The children understood one thing from their previous interactions. Never call a lady old. Calling her sister is always the best choice.

"Haha...I feel a little embarrassed after hearing what these children said."

Anyone will be very happy when they are praised, especially women, so if you praise your girlfriend more, maybe you can get more pocket money, right?

"Ding Ding Ding!"

"Hello? You said you signed up for the competition to select a wave guide hero? By the way, aren't you a wave guide hero yourself? Okay, okay, okay..."

"Lucario!"

Gardevoir shouted to Lucario who was eating ice cream with Lei Yu. Just now, the greedy cat ate his ice cream in three times, and then begged Lucario.

Looking at the cute cat head, Lucario was helpless and the two of them licked the ice cream together.

"Lucario! Your father has signed up for a competition. He said you will definitely be interested in this competition. You should go now.

Gardevoir shouted to him, and Lucario also became interested. Although Gardevoir didn't say it clearly, Fire Heart, who is good at making preparations in advance, had investigated the information when he came, and knew that this place would pass the competition today. In the form of campaign waveguide brave.

"Here... watch me on the field then!"

The Lucario ice cream was handed into Big Cat's hand. After checking his clothes, his right eye ran towards the competition venue with a cold light.

"Hey! Hey..."

Looking at Lucario running away, Big Cat was a little unhappy. After all, his real purpose was to get close to that silly dog. Eating ice cream was not his main purpose...

"Hate…"

Lei Yu swallowed the ice cream in one breath and then... felt his head hurt, as if his brain was frozen.

"Haha... don't eat ice cream too fast or eat it in big mouths, otherwise it will irritate the sphenopalatine ganglion in your throat, and this phenomenon is commonly known as "brain freezing."

Looking at Lei Yu's appearance, Qingyu, who was very knowledgeable, explained this phenomenon. Since he was equipped with the suitcase personality, reading a book before going to bed has become a daily routine. Reading more can also play some role in life. of.

daily urban jokes

On the eve of the Haze War, when Benjamin was exposing the crimes of the former L Company, someone in the audience handed a note.

Benjamin read the contents of the note on the spot, "What were you doing at that time?" and then shouted sharply, "Who wrote this? Stand up!"

After asking three times, no one in the audience came forward.

Benjamin then said, "Now let me tell you, I was sitting where you were."