Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"You are so ashamed! You carry this thing with you!"

Lucario put this thing in his pocket, this shameless guy...

"But I just like you, like you..."

Lucario turned around, took her hand, and Lucario said as the two walked.

"Although it may be a bit sad to say this, I feel that our relationship has developed too fast. I don't have much feelings for you now. If we get along well in the future, some things will naturally fall into place."

Lucario didn't say anything too harshly, he was hinting to her overtly and covertly that all he had to do to develop a good impression of her was time to develop the relationship between the two of them.

"Let's go! Let's go! Let's have a good rest. We have to go find Yue Eclipse and the others tomorrow."

Lei Yu also regained his previous optimism, and walked with Lucario towards the rest room provided by the Queen.

The relationship between the two is very good. Not only do they sleep together, but the relationship between the two is very close. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that there is something interesting between the two of them.

"You really deserve to be a slut. You actually took away so many things?"

On the side of the original tree of the world, there are many, many things piled up there. Most of them are produced by humans, and a small part are some fruits of Pokémon trees, or some upgrade props. It seems that They all followed this little pink cat.

"You...how can you insult someone's innocence out of thin air?"

Meng Meng was a little angry when she saw Jiutian telling the origin of these things without any hesitation. After all, these things were really taken away by her.

It's not the lies that hurt the most, it's the truth that hurts the most.

"Damage your innocence out of thin air?"

Jiutian sneered, then took out a guitar from the pile of things, handed it to Meng Meng and said to her.

"Play one for me, and if you can play it prove it's yours."

"I...I'm practicing...practicing! Do you understand?"

"Oh?"

Jiutian jumped out with another violin and handed it to Meng Meng.

"Here, play one for me? As long as you can play five notes, I will consider you to be good."

"........."

Now Mew was having trouble riding Arceus, so he had no choice but to take it and start pulling it up.

"His click! Hiss click!"

The children covered their ears at the same time. The sound was simply the terrifying noise of a cat's claws scratching a blackboard. It didn't take much thinking to know that these things were definitely not dreams.

"Oh...you idiot! When you steal something, don't you even learn the most basic operation method of this item?"

Jiutian took over the violin. First of all, the strings of the violin were not tightened at all, and secondly, the bow of the violin was not rosinated at all. After Jiutian found the rosin inside, he put a good scent on the bow and started to draw it.

"Wow, sister Jiutian plays well."

Under the moonlight, Jiutian played the violin intoxicatedly. The sadness and sound were accompanied by a poignant feeling, bringing out some of her inner thoughts. In such a comparison, Meng Meng was completely weak.

"Swiss, swish, swish, swish."

Little Lunar Eclipse is equipped with the personality of a mariachi band, waving the maracas to make a crisp rustling sound, accompanying Jiutian. Sometimes, although some personalities are not very strong, they have some wonderful uses in life.

"Sister Jiutian! How did you learn to play the violin."

As the performance ended, the children recovered from the shocking performance. Jiutian played the violin very well.

"It's very simple. You just need to read some books about the violin every day when you sleep, and you can probably do it."

Although Jiutian's words sounded very Versailles, it was also true. He just wanted to learn something, and he could just take a look at it over time before going to bed.

"Is it true that you can learn to play the violin by sleeping and reading? How about I try too?"

"Don't think about useless things. Why should you read a book before going to bed? Are you afraid that you just fall asleep?"

"You are slandering! You...didn't see it. How do you know that I fall asleep when I read a book?"

"Here, I have a book here. Can you take a look?"

Jiutian took out a book from his arms, which was a recipe book for bedtime, and then handed it to Meng Meng.

"Don't use the excuse that you are a Pokémon and can't read human words. You are an old monster who has lived for such a long time. If this news gets out, you will probably be laughed at."

"you you."

The moment Meng Meng got the book and read the words on it, she felt a numbness in her scalp. As a qualified gangster, reading these things would only give her a headache.

"It doesn't look like it's going to work..."

Jiutian said mockingly, and then he picked up the little pink cat with a slight jump.

"Read more books, little one, otherwise, you won't even have the capital to brag."

Jiutian picked up the book and made his own bed, getting ready to sleep and see where Carlos and the others would be tomorrow.

"Reading a book..."

Meng Meng took out a book from the pile of things he had stolen, then found a place to read the book, and fell asleep within three seconds.

"Ah…"

Jiutian couldn't help but sneered, and then he picked up Mianhui and put it with the children. The little guys hugged each other and slept together. Seeing that the kitten was just the right size, he put her in and went to read a book.

"What did the little guy talk to you about yesterday?"

In the early morning forest, two Lucarios were running together, followed by two convertibles.

"He said he was going to find that friend Pikachu... his friend..."

"Ha...that kid may look a little silly, but he is a very upright and enthusiastic trainer. I am very optimistic about this kid. He will definitely be a person with unlimited potential in the future."

Lucario held up his bamboo hat, which was lined with a suit and had some yellow hair on it. He thought of the cat sleeping with him in his arms yesterday, and the hair on his body had not been completely cleaned up yet.

"You have a very special smell. What happened last night?"

"It's okay, it's just that a big cat hugged me and slept together, causing me to be covered in her fur."

"It seems you have a pretty good relationship with that guy."

"what!!!"

At this time, unlike the two Lucarios in the front who were calm and calm, Xiaozhi and the others in the back were in a much worse situation. Because they were still underage, the heavy responsibility of driving was left to Carlos and Gardevoir. .

Two people driving with completely different styles.

Gardevoir is very careful, but as for Carlos' driving style...

“Isn’t the sidewalk in front very spacious?”

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How to prove you didn't steal anything?

It's simple, as long as the previous owner of the thing disappears, he is yours.