Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"The snow here is getting heavier and heavier. I hope the two of them can hold on."

Xuehua glanced at the two people dragging behind him, then tied the rope around his waist and walked forward.

"Oh, I really hope there are some fruits here to satisfy my craving. I don't know why the weather here is so weird? I have never seen such weird weather before when I was on Tianguan Mountain."

"But the snow still shows no sign of stopping."

Xuehua looked at the snow getting deeper and deeper on the ground, and then turned her head frequently to prevent the two people from getting stuck in the snow and unable to walk.

"elder sister?"

"Uh, what is that?"

Xuehua couldn't believe her ears. At this time, she would rather believe in these sounds and the sound of the wind, because the sound was too much like his brother and sister. Whenever Xuehua thought of this sound, she always couldn't believe it. Stop trembling.

"Sister, sister, come back quickly, let's go home together!"

As they walked forward, the voices behind them became clearer and clearer. At this time, Xuehua faced a painful choice. If they went back, they would freeze to death. If they didn't go back, they would never see their brothers and sisters again.

"No, you can't go back! You can't go back!"

Xue Hua held back her crying. If she shed tears here, her tears would turn into ice cubes in an instant. She had to send the two of them to a safe place. After all, she had already lost her family once and could not lose them again this time. .

At this moment, Xuehua only felt a coldness, not the coldness of his body but the feeling of coldness in his heart. Those calls made him wake up the terrible memories in his heart, the dark charcoal, and everything buried.

"what…"

The surrounding temperature gradually increased. At this time, the two unconscious people gradually woke up. Thanks to the terrifying quality of Pokémon's body, even if they fainted from freezing in such a harsh environment, they could still survive when the temperature rose. Coming back to life was a medical miracle. (Of course, it is not ruled out that they have entered a pseudo-hibernation state)

"Ha! Where the hell is this?"

Hearing the sound behind him, Xuehua stopped, then untied the rope tied above and released the two people.

"What's going on here?"

When the two people who woke up were still looking around in confusion, Xuehua took off Musen's coat, left them and ran back.

"Sister Xuehua! Wait where are you going!"

Seeing Snowflake rushing into the blizzard, Little Mercury wanted to catch up, but his limbs had just regained some consciousness, and it was undoubtedly impossible to rush forward now.

"Let us wait for a while before chasing. If we are really lost in the blizzard at this moment, we will definitely be dead. I believe that Xuehua has much more experience in blizzards than us."

Musen put on the magic bullet, mainly because the magic bullet's clothes were thicker, and there was black flame to help them get a little warmth, so that they would not freeze to death in the cold wind.

"Where are you where are you?"

Lost in the snowstorm, although the cold was nothing to fear for Snowflake, the annoying snow that obscured his vision and the wind that kept blowing against him could be said to have completely blocked his vision and hearing.

"Crack! Crack! Crack!"

At this moment, a strange sound came from the storm, like the sound of claws stepping on the ground. Xuehua was keenly aware of the dangers around him and immediately clenched his fists and observed the surroundings vigilantly.

"Crack! Click!"

Those things only revealed their true appearance after getting closer. They were a group of "people" with ice on their bodies holding axes in their hands, and their feet turned into big claws.

"damn it!"

Snowflake clenched his fists and rushed toward the weakest side. Those strange humans swung their axes and struck at Snowflake.

"What the hell?"

Snowflake dodged while grabbing his neck and threw him over with the middle-finger method of throwing Ishmael. After knocking down a few strange guys, Snowflake directly grabbed the head of one who was still standing and used it directly. The knee shattered his jawbone.

"boom!"

Xuehua violently punched the person who was sneaking up on him and smashed his head into pieces. Then he picked up the ax on the ground and struck the person who was sneaking up behind him with the axe. The blood that splattered was frozen into ice in an instant. Condensation on his priest's coat.

"I can't undo this..."

Xuehua threw the ice ax in her hand, and the sharp ax tore a path in front, and then she rushed forward in the direction of the sound without looking back.

the other side…

"Damn we're going the wrong way!"

Musen looked around in annoyance. The blizzard just now disrupted their direction. At this time, she and Mercury came to a very strange place. The environment here was completely different from the cave environment just now, wasn't it?

"Hahaha…"

Intermittent laughter came from in front of him, and a plastic robot crawled out of the garbage. However, this guy's body was covered with pink ribbons, and his eyes also had an unusual pink color.

"what…"

Two strange people crawled out next to them. Their limbs were tightly tied together. The liquid they spit out was also pink and their eyes were pink.

"Aren't these pink dancing shoes? Damn, you're in the wrong place..."

The two wanted to retreat quietly, but then the robot noticed them and rushed towards them and smashed their fists directly at them.

"WTF?"

Musen dodged his fist. At the same time, he held the barrel of the gun and shot him directly in the face. Little Mercury on the side waved the key and dodged the blow of a guy who was tightly entangled in pink shoes. He pounced, and then hit the man's head. As pink blood came out, the man closed his eyes.

"boom!"

Musen suddenly fired a bullet that penetrated the two enemies, and then the two men ran in the direction they came from. They must find Xuehua.

"Is this a church made of ice?"

Only at this moment did Xuehua discover the church made of ice hidden in the blizzard, but when she got closer, she felt a faint uneasiness in her heart.

"elder sister…"

The sounds inside were full of temptation. Xue Hua bravely walked in. The moment he entered, he felt like the world was spinning.

"Why are there so many things here!"

The two people outside finally found the traces of snowflakes. They rushed to kill those strange guys. Fortunately, Little Mercury's Taixu Illusion had a strong AOE ability. After just using Taixu Illusion a few times, a line was hit in front of him. road.

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How can we become stronger in the monthly worldview?

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