Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

What was Carlos doing while everyone was having a pleasant discussion? sleeping.

It should be said that Carlos is a truly good man, but he is too nice that his body almost collapses. He works overtime to take care of the family and is proficient in everything, but his body is really unable to bear it.

Carlos was still working overtime when the decisive battle began. After finishing his long overtime work, Carlos collapsed when he returned home and fell asleep.

"What dream is this in?"

Walking in a universe, the endless darkness and the distant planet made him realize that this was another dream. In the darkness of the universe, it walked aimlessly without knowing where to go.

"This is the first time we've met, isn't it?"

"what?"

A majestic voice came from the distance. Carlos heard the voice and walked towards the direction of the voice. In the void, a lazy alpaca was looking at the computer leisurely.

"dad?"

This was the first sentence out of Carlos's mouth when he saw this alpaca. There was nothing he could do about it. Such a majestic alpaca seemed to have only his father, whom he had never seen before.

"Here? Sit down."

A chair suddenly appeared out of thin air, catching Carlos off guard, but he still sat on the chair. He wanted to hear what the alpaca wanted to say?

"I know you may have a lot of doubts, but I can only answer two of your questions. After answering, you can go back."

There was a hint of indifference and ruthlessness in the alpaca's voice, as if Carlos was not his biological son.

"I don't know how to be a father... My own son is not very enthusiastic at all."

Carlos complained in his heart, but he only dared to complain in his heart.

For some reason, there was a hint of embarrassment in the alpaca's eyes, but this emotion disappeared so quickly that Carlos didn't notice it.

"What happened to me in the other world?"

"Don't you have a mirror? You from another world. You from another mirror world. There are countless possibilities in countless universes. It is also a possibility for you, isn't it?"

"I won't be him and I can't be him!"

"It's hard to tell, isn't it? After all, time and pain will change a person, right?"

"That was a very desperate timeline, but it was indeed the child's fault. He was too arrogant, wasn't he? He always thought he could control everything, but in the end he couldn't afford the consequences."

"..."

I think "arrogance" is the most numerous of all sins. After all, even gods have arrogant hearts. Everyone has the seeds of arrogance in their hearts. Arrogance will continue to grow with success and eventually become terrible. "crime".

"What should I do next?"

At this moment, Carlos is like a child asking his father for the way forward. Although Carlos will always come up with some methods to deal with the crisis at hand, he actually has no idea in his heart.

Carlos behaved confidently in front of the children because he knew that he was their backbone and he could not and could not be cowardly. If even his backbone was cowardly, how could they go on? Where should they go?

Carlos's will has been in a state of depression and despair recently, and the road ahead has become blurry. He doesn't know how to go on. Perhaps at this moment, he can only ask his father.

"Go on according to your true heart. Didn't your master and your father-in-law teach you this? Go on according to your true heart."

"Is that so?"

Carlos pondered for a while, and suddenly he felt as if his body was becoming weak, as if he was waking up from a deep sleep.

"Your master has told you so much and I should also tell you something. No matter what the ending is, as long as you have the courage to face the ending and the sense of responsibility to bear the consequences of the ending, you can go on."

"In addition, I have made an appointment for you with a "psychiatrist" who will help you at a critical moment. Remember, you are my son of God, so don't let me down."

"When you are walking along the road ahead, why not stop and take a look around you and listen to other people's opinions? Maybe the "river" you want to find may be near you, right?"

Carlos was stunned when he heard Arceus' last words. What the hell is a "river"?

"what!"

As his consciousness returned to his body, Carlos woke up from his dream. Carlos suddenly woke up, startling little Mercury who was shaking Carlos' head.

At this time, Carlos also felt the cold "facehugger" on his face. Carlos reluctantly pulled the little Mercury off. His silly son always shook his head when he fell asleep. Shake yourself awake.

The key is that his son is extremely strong. With such a shake, Carlos almost thought his neck was broken, but the good news is that Carlos' neck, which had been stiff due to sleep, has recovered a lot.

"Okay, don't use such a rough method when you wake me up next time. You almost killed your own father."

Carlos touched the little cutie's head. His adorable son was so lovable.

"Dad, but mom said you have been sleeping for a long time. You have already done it. Don't miss lunch and dinner again."

"Oops, I've been working overtime for too long. Take a good nap and oversleep... By the way, your brother and sister are back."

"They came back and successfully brought back the Three Gods of the Lake."

"As expected of my Carlos's children, they have indeed never let their father down."

"Come on, let's go have dinner."

Carlos took out some black tea from the bedside table (it's a good habit to keep tea in hand) and made a cup of black tea. He held little Mercury in one hand and held the black tea in the other. He opened the door and prepared to praise his children.

"boom!"

The moment he pushed the door open, Carlos' sixth sense made him instantly lift the teacup in his hand. He heard a bang and the teacup shattered. Along with the fragments of the teacup, a table knife fell to the ground.

"Is this my fucking home?"

Carlos looked at everything in the house dumbfounded. There were table knives everywhere. Jiutian led Fireheart and Olivia and the others, and Musen led Snowflake and Lucario to confront each other. Three little Eevee were standing there. Sitting with the three gods of the lake, eating melon and watching a show.

"Hey, don't you think what you said is too funny? There are no ghosts in this manor. I think you just poured the black tea on me on purpose."

"In the name of my chief butler, I guarantee that there is indeed something here. Otherwise, why would I see those things? Why would I pour black tea on you for no reason?"

daily urban jokes

Index Finger Ascetic: "Great command! This back alley has welcomed new residents. Can we live in harmony with them?"

Directive: To all the ascetics and agents of the back alleys: please touch the foreheads of all the residents of the back alleys, as many as you wish. )

Index Finger Ascetic: "Do you want us to be peaceful and friendly with them?"

Index Finger: "Here's to cutting off those thumb-smashed scalps."