Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

“Fresh meat!”

The roof of the car was torn open, and some people in chef costumes jumped out of the cut hole. The moment he landed, Carlos drew his knife and split him in half in the middle, and then kicked him away with a roundhouse kick. The second person, Lao Fan, directly broke the neck of the person who was kicked away.

"Target kill them here!"

It was then that everyone discovered that a large number of people in chef uniforms were holding open the windows. They looked at them as if they were looking at a delicious food.

"Damn it! These lunatics are coming soon!"

Carlos cursed, and finally he stepped on a concave spot in the glass with a sprint, jumped to cover the opening, and reached the roof of the car alone.

"Hey, your car is made of alloy from company x, right? Logically speaking, it shouldn't be so brittle?"

While "Jones" was helping Lao Fan deal with the lunatics who poked their heads out after breaking the glass, he asked Perdita that she had seen similar alloys before when she worked at Company A, but she didn't expect it. , can be destroyed by some chefs.

"Don't worry about so much! "Seek the truth"! Hurry up and rush out of the encirclement of these lunatics! Damn it! It will cost a lot of money to repair the car..."

"The danger level of this matter has exceeded expectations..."

The proprietress smoked calmly, and the smoke she exhaled instantly melted the chef who poked his head in. That's right, it melted. The smoke from the proprietress had terrible lethality. Just a small puff of the cigarette could kill the meat. Get rid of it.

"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"

At this time, Carlos, who was fighting on the roof of the car, was speechless. Those madmen jumped off the surrounding buildings without fear of death. Buildings taller than the car were their best jumping points.

"what?"

Carlos saw someone throwing something out next to a vehicle in front of him. After seeing it clearly, Carlos shouted towards the bottom.

"Turn left, full left! Those guys threw the zip ties!"

"Seeking truth!" Turn left with all your strength! "

"boom!"

The bus slammed past the building next to it, and Carlos was now in even greater trouble. He had to kill the chef who jumped over, and at the same time, he had to observe whether the madmen threw anything on the road.

"Damn! There's no end to these guys!"

The gauntlet in Perdita's hand transformed into a wrist knife, and the narrow passage cooperated with her flexibility to continuously harvest the heads of those madmen.

Those lunatics swung ropes, smashed the glass and jumped in from all directions, with the goal of destroying the control system of the cab. Everyone guarded the cab to prevent them from rushing in and destroying it.

"boom!"

"My grass!"

The sudden impact caused everyone in the car to stumble. Carlos, who was standing on the roof of the car, was almost thrown out. But when he stood up, he realized that the lunatics were driving towards their car. The car hit the front.

"Ah, now things are in trouble..."

Perdita rushed to the cab. At this time, sparks appeared on the cab's display screen. It seemed that the collision caused some damage to the car's driving system. Although the nanorobots inside were trying to repair it, they failed. Time, if they wait any longer, they have to rush out.

"You guys cover me, I'll drive out with all my strength!"

Perdita turned around and rushed towards the entrance of an alley next to her. The pursuers behind her also rushed in.

“Damn, there’s so much wire here?”

Carlos, who was standing on the roof of the car, complained. There were many large and small linear objects above the alley, some were wires, and some were wires used to dry clothes, but no matter what, for Carlos, who was fighting above, It's all an obstacle.

"boom!"

At this time, the crazy chefs from behind also rushed towards them in their cars.

"Get 'em!"

The people in the car behind waved the hooks in their hands and threw them at the shattered rear glass, and then the crazy chefs climbed along the ropes towards their cars.

"Who knows how to drive? I'll deal with those guys!"

"I come…"

The proprietress took over the driving seat and accelerated towards Perdita. The wrist blade in her hand turned into a chainsaw. Then she stepped on it and the chefs threw the rope and rushed towards them.

"Go away and cool off!"

Carlos kicked away a chef who was charging towards him. The guy hit a wire and was shocked. He was so tender on the outside, and then he grabbed a person with one hand and used it as a human shield, then grabbed him and threw him at the crowd. The pile was thrown over and knocked them out of the car.

"what!"

Perdita was running on the rope. On the rope, he was almost as if he was on the flat ground. The chainsaw in his hand waved a lot of blood and flesh, and he jumped to a car. A chainsaw cut open the roof of the car and directly cut it. The driver turned into a puddle of meat, then lost control of the car and crashed into the car next to him.

"Crack!"

The gauntlet on Perdita's hand turned into a grapple gun. At the moment when the vehicle was actually under control, it shot at the window and then pulled herself back.

"boom!"

The car behind her exploded, and the flames accompanied the impact, pushing her back. The pursuers behind her were temporarily eliminated.

"Crack!"

Perdita's claw-grip gun shot at the cut roof of the car. At this time, Carlos had changed his tactics. He could only wait for death by blindly defending on the roof of the car. He simply jumped to other roofs and chased after him. The bus was running, and his Miao Dao could only be used in a wide space.

"Carlos! Caught it!"

"what?"

Perdita threw something at her, and Carlos took it and found that it was an "iron". However, at the moment of contact, the piece of iron began to deform, forming a catapult grip on his arm. Hook gun.

"Thanks!"

Carlos had this thing, and it could quickly shuttle between the roofs. As he said that, he chopped off a person's head with a knife, and then shot a claw hook gun to the opposite roof to quickly change position.

"Dias, the situation here may be a bit beyond your expectations. I think the leader will definitely be interested in this matter, right?"

At this time, the landlady was driving her car and talking to a person named Dias on the other side using headphones. Dias on the other side was a little surprised that someone like her could say such a thing. There are too few people.

"The cult organization involved behind this is probably firmly entrenched in Alley No. 23. I guess the leader will definitely pay attention to this matter, so if you entrust us with this commission, please upgrade it to impurity, or else How about giving us a little more commission?”

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