Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Look at these things... you know what? I saw a rich man on the black market. He especially liked those human skulls. Do you think we can make some money by taking out a few of these things and selling them?" How about some extra money?"

Carlos picked up a skull from the ground. The skull was dented by a hammer. The fatal injury should be here. Looking at the clean bones without a trace of meat, Carlos lamented that dogs like them eat meat. At that time, I really ate all the meat.

"Not to mention how inconvenient it is for us to move around with so many gadgets, but these bones and their various injuries should not be what the collector wants to collect, right?"

Perdita complained with a black face, but maybe after they complete the mission, they might be able to pick up some bones and sell them, and maybe they can earn some pocket money to repair their own cars.

"Don't tell me, you can really make a small amount of money this way."

As soon as money was mentioned, "Jones" felt relieved immediately. Money is a good thing. In the city, money can solve most problems, and the remaining problems need to be solved by strength and status.

“Although many were seriously damaged, the remaining ones were wholesaled at no cost in large quantities, so in the end we were able to make money.”

That's right, the always serious Lao Fan joined in, while the proprietress looked at the four of them helplessly. Is she really out of money?

"vomit…"

Most of the children who were listening to Carlos' story were about to vomit. Even the three gods of the lake showed a hint of fear in their eyes, but only Jiutian and Little Mercury listened with interest.

"You are such a pervert. How do you tell those disgusting stories and eat meat at the same time?"

Gardevoir said helplessly. Although she had tried to cover Little Mercury's ears several times, these children seemed to like listening to these things. It should be said that Jiutian's training with him and Lunar Eclipse had a certain effect. Isn't it?

"Ka...ka...ka."

The story continues, just when everyone started to check the bones to find the remains of those who were in the previous office, there was a clicking sound from behind.

"Someone is coming, be careful."

Everyone carefully moved away the pile of bones, and then lay down in the pile of bones, observing the situation in front through the gaps between the bones.

"Fuck...these damn perverts..."

The fragrance coming from the distance is extremely delicious. Any normal person would imagine what kind of delicious feast it is? However, the people hiding in the pile of bones felt disgusted, because what those men in red robes carried in their hands was disgusting food made from human beings.

“Sashimi”, “Stewed Meat”, “Parent-child Fork”, “Eyeball Ice Cream”, “Roast Suckling Pig”, “Omelette”…

"vomit!"

After hearing Carlos's description of the dish, the children couldn't bear it anymore. Then they ran to the bathroom one after another and started to vomit. Then Carlos was punched by Gardevoir as expected. .

"You guy! Why do you talk about such disgusting things while eating!"

"But my dear wife, don't the children want to hear this?"

"Didn't you say that you have to tell them before they listen?"

"Don't hit, don't hit! Wife, it hurts, it hurts..."

"So let's continue talking. I want to hear the follow-up..."

"Uh…"

After the children finished vomiting, they still insisted on coming here and continued to listen to the story. After all, they had no appetite now anyway, so they might as well continue to listen to the story. If they stopped listening halfway through the story, they must be curious about the ending.

"His grandma's...these damn lunatics are still the same no matter how long it has been..."

As the teams walked away, everyone crawled out of the stinky pile of bones. However, everyone still liked the smell at this time. The terrible fragrance just now made them feel a kind of odor coming from the depths of their souls. cold.

"The pregnant woman just now... and her child were made into parents... Damn, these lunatics have a damn sense of humor."

"Okay, let's follow them and see where they are going. Although these dishes look disgusting, the careful presentation and sauces on them seem to be for some important people..."

Although Perdita's body is covered with nanomachines, this feeling of nausea is a kind of nausea that comes from the depths of the soul. Even in the city, where madmen and perverts are the majority, this kind of nausea that makes you uncomfortable is still very uncomfortable. Difficult to do.

"Walk…"

Everyone followed the "sauce" on the bones. The sauce was very good, but the disgusting feeling was still the same.

"Front…"

In front of them is a huge door. It seems to be a very important place for them, because standing in front of them are two men in black robes. It seems that if two men in black robes can stand guard here, it must be a very important place. The place.

"One on your left and one on my right..."

Carlos spoke to Lao Fan, and then he quietly moved around in a circle and changed his position, then lay down among a pile of bones, waiting for the opportunity.

"Three, two, one!"

The two men rushed forward at the same time. Before the two men in black robes could turn around, they instantly strangled their necks and broke their necks before they could struggle.

"OK! Come here..."

Breaking the neck is definitely a good method for assassination. After all, if you use a knife, it will leave blood stains on the ground. In this case, a discerning person can tell what happened at a glance. Breaking the neck will not cause any blood. It's hard to find out a little bit.

"boom!"

"what?"

The men in black robes whose necks were suddenly broken suddenly stood up. Then, the black robes on their bodies were torn by flesh and blood, and a disgusting sarcoma monster with tentacles and many sharp mouths appeared roaring. In front of everyone.

"Damn it!"

The moment Carlos swung the knife, he removed one of the sarcoma's tentacles. Jones shot the monster's back with his grappling hook gun, then jumped on him instantly and chopped off his head with a knife.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Lao Fan and Perdita were fighting with another monster. The monster's disgusting tentacles were drawn towards them. The electric saw on Perdita's wrist cut through the flesh. The blade in Lao Fan's box popped out instantly, and the sharp blade quickly cut off It killed several of his limbs.

"Roar!"

The monster roared, and then he began to swell.

"careful!"

Carlos subconsciously hugged Perdita next to him. As the gas in the monster's body expanded and exploded, a large amount of disgusting stomach acid spurted out instantly, and a sizzling sound could be heard around him.

As 520 is coming soon, have you considered picking up something in the university trash can? After all, you might even be able to pick up an apple? I was wondering if I should open a special chapter about 520?