Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"How is your little one's life there? I have carefully read the letters you sent. Pay attention to your health and don't eat randomly. There is also a surprise coming to you, so be careful."

The person who signed the contract lasted nine days.

Jiutian's letter was very brief, mainly because she was not very good at saying words to comfort others. Like her father, most children were not very good at saying words to comfort others.

Although the letter was very brief, he did express Jiutian's concern for the little Zoroas. The little Zoroas folded the letter and put it in a cabinet, which contained Jiutian's replies to them.

"Surprise...what is a surprise?"

"Hello, we are here to sign up as volunteers!"

Lei Yu's loud voice instantly broke their thoughts. The little guys walked out of their rooms and went outside to see what happened?

"Hey! Lei Yu, please keep your voice down...these children should be resting...be careful not to wake them up..."

Lucario covered her mouth with one hand and turned down the volume of her translator with the other hand. The person on duty at the reception desk in front of him was a little embarrassed. After all, he shouted with such a loud voice... I guess he just... Those children who were coaxed to sleep are waking up again.

"You are the children of Mr. Carlos, right? I am very grateful to Mr. Carlos for caring about stray Pokémon, and also thank you for your willingness to serve as volunteers... By the way, how many people are participating as volunteers?"

"Our whole family went into battle except for my parents..."

"Oh, it's over, it's over, we don't seem to have enough money... How are we going to invite all the kids to the playground?"

At home, the children were discussing some matters about this event, and then everyone noticed that they didn't seem to have enough money to buy a ticket for each child, and everyone suddenly stopped.

"Hmph, there's really nothing I can do against you. Fortunately, I have a trick." x2

Musen and Jiutian said in unison, then Musen took out a bank card from his pocket, and Jiutian took out a bank card from his satchel.

"Who gave you your bank card?" x2

"This is the money my mother gave me. He said let us use the money in the card to have fun and have a good time celebrating Children's Day."

"This was given by Carlos. He said let us use the money to celebrate Children's Day."

Then after everyone checked the bank card amount, they decided to use Carlos' bank card. Now their idea was not to buy tickets for the children but to book the entire amusement park. (Carlos: Treason!)

"Okay, okay! I'm going to go to the amusement park with Jiutian to discuss the matter of booking the venue."

"Hey, by the way, did you premeditate this incident?"

After leaving the house, Musen asked Jiutian in a low voice, but there was nothing he could do. Jiutian had done so many things, and it seemed that everything was calculated by Jiutian.

"I just proposed this idea. Whether you are willing to put it into practice or not is up to you."

"Don't think that you don't know that you are pinching our hearts. There is a high probability that we will agree to this request. If you ask it, we will most likely agree. But let it go this time. After all, we want to do a good thing."

"Ha...Kitty cat, you are a bit too smart."

Jiutian suddenly approached her, and at the same time looked at Mu Sen with amusement. Mu Sen felt Jiutian's hot breath, and for a moment he didn't understand what was going on.

"do not move…"

Then Jiutian bit her mouth fiercely, then gently rubbed her face, while gently leaving a little mark on her neck.

"..."

"You guy, you...you...what did you do!"

"This is a "wolf kiss" to express any dislike for a companion?" (Canines have a habit that cats don't seem to have.)

"Where did you learn this?"

"This is not learned, it is unique to genes. Haven't you seen the close relationship between Lucario and Lei Yu? If you don't like it, I will wipe it off for you?"

After saying that, Jiutian took out something from the housekeeper's bag and prepared to wipe it for her. Musen said, "Fuck me, damn it. Didn't you touch my face just after we kissed?"

"Okay, get ready to get down to business. Ah, those poor children also need one to make them happy."

"Yoho! We're back!"

At this time, the children at home were preparing their own things, Qingyu was preparing drawing paper, and he was drawing pictures for the children, while Mars was filling his housekeeper's bag with food for the children. and gifts.

"..."

Among the crowd, only the Demon King was sitting alone in the corner, as if he had no interest in everything around him.

"Would you like to participate in that?"

Olivia approached her carefully and spoke softly, but the Demon King just glanced at her coldly and said nothing.

"We are loading some medicines that may be needed."

"Angel! Let me help you!"

Little Mercury helped Angel put some medicines that might be needed in the maid backpack of the same style. Angel politely expressed his thanks. The maid skirt she was wearing was improved to be the same as the maid skirts of Fire Heart and Jiutian.

"Ding...the bank card has paid 50 yuan..."

"what?"

Carlos, who was sleeping, woke up immediately. Then when he saw the payment record of 50, Carlos' eyes blackened and he fainted.

"What's wrong?"

Gardevoir looked at Carlos who suddenly fainted and said worriedly.

"It's nothing, just a nightmare..."

Carlos felt miserable. This money was his private money and he didn't dare to say a word to Gardevoir...

"Ah, then go to sleep and have a good sleep..."

Just like that, Carlos finally felt relieved. In an instant, 50 yuan flew away. Although to him, 50 yuan was only used to make a fuss and make a sound, but this was his own private house. The money was gone in an instant, 50 yuan.

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.""These naughty kids, please pay me back my private money."

"Private money..."

! ! ! ! ! !

Carlos turned his head stiffly and saw Gardevoir looking at him with blue eyes. Carlos had realized something. This was mind reading.

"Explain explain?"

"Nothing to say."

"Hey? Are you still too stubborn?"

Seeing Carlos closing his eyes and waiting to die, Gardevoir suddenly smiled evilly, then pressed on Carlos and spoke to him softly.

"I just like a little cutie like you, so you have to "accompany" me well these days."

daily urban jokes

A thumb soldier and an index finger ascetic discuss who has the right to rule the back alleys.

I chose thumb because the Godfather is trying to teach us soldiers not to drink alcohol.

I choose the index finger because the command is trying to teach me not to eat.