Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Brother Carlos, you are here..."

"I'm here to meet the "strongest Pokémon trainer". After all, he has already sent a letter to my home. If I don't go to the appointment, it means that I am rude. After all, as a gentleman, I refuse others." It’s also a very bad thing.”

"By the way, how is Senior Lucario? Did you listen carefully to his teachings?"

"Don't worry! Senior Lucario taught you very well. You can see that he has become less dull."

The skin god on the side said to Carlos, and Carlos responded with a smile. After all, Ash's transformation was obvious to all.

"Okay, let's talk about old times later. Let's see who is the master who invited us here tonight?"

Gardevoir gently clenched the silk scarf in his hand, because he could already feel the powerful power.

"That's the kind of power Carlos! Why does that guy have the power I have?"

Dream whispered in Carlos's heart, and Carlos suddenly remembered a piece of news. It was said that one of Team Rocket's research institutes had been blown up. At this moment, Carlos suddenly had an interesting idea in his mind.

"This is my master, the strongest Pokémon trainer, and the strongest Pokémon, Mewtwo."

"Ah...it seems to be exactly as I guessed, Banmu, Banmu, you are really going to cause trouble for me."

"Fake! Counterfeit! Doesn't this guy know what copyright awareness is? Don't think that just because you are taller than me, you can steal my image!"

"I said, why am I so short? It turns out that you are the one who inherited it from me..."

"Okay, okay, you two, stop talking to me...this guy is not easy to deal with..."

"It's really interesting... Carlos, to be honest, I thought you were a kind-hearted human being, but when I really saw you, I seemed to have thought wrong."

Chaomeng looked at Carlos, as if he wanted to see through every organ in Carlos's body. Carlos also looked at him calmly, and both of them felt a surge of blood.

"Hahaha... each other. To be honest, I thought this strongest trainer was a very arrogant human being, but I didn't expect that we all fell into a trap of preconceptions."

"You have a very noble bloodline, don't you?"

"Bloodline or not, I don't know what it is? But I feel a vague connection, isn't it?"

"Are you kidding me? How can a Pokémon become a trainer? I won't keep you company!"

One trainer showed obvious disappointment, but Chaomeng just stretched out his hand coldly. The trainer in front of him suddenly seemed to feel some powerful force, and was then controlled by it to fly up.

"Young man, sometimes it is important to maintain etiquette, no matter who the other party is, no matter what the other party's status is..."

Carlos glanced at the trainer, and then said to Mewtwo.

"Then can you let this guy go first? Although guests who disrespect etiquette should be punished a little, they are guests after all. If they are uninvited guests, they don't need to be so gentle."

"After staying with humans for a long time, you seem to have picked up a lot of habits?"

Chaomeng said with some contempt, but in the end he threw the trainer directly into the pool.

"Thank you for listening to my advice, but no matter what kind of creature you are, you should have etiquette. After all, respect is the real foundation. If there is no respect, there will be no mutual trust and understanding, right?"

"Oh, by the way, is there tea here? Please bring me a pot of tea. Black tea would be best."

"what…"

Chaomeng sighed, and then controlled Miss Joy to bring them a pot of black tea.

"Thank you for your hospitality."

Carlos poured himself and Gardevoir a cup of black tea, and the trainer on the other side who was thrown into the pool also stood up. "

"Gyarados! Use the destruction ray!"

The angry trainer ordered Gyarados, and Gyarados obeyed the order and fired a destructive beam towards Mewtwo.

"what…"

Carlos and Gardevoir sighed at the same time. Young people nowadays are really impulsive. If Chaomeng didn't kill you before because you were a guest, then this one can be done by both of them. Considered an uninvited guest.

"Crack!"

Suddenly, several sharp knives were thrown out in an instant, and they accurately collided with Gyarados's destructive light. The powerful destructive light was actually blocked by the sharp knife. "

"No. It seems to me that no one has taught you etiquette?"

Behind the trainer, Jiutian's scarlet eyes appeared in the darkness, and a sharp knife was pressed against his neck.

"Brother Carlos, what is this?"

"Xiao Zhi, don't you see how smart Mr. Carlos is? Then trainer, if he really attacks Mewtwo, Mewtwo will not be so merciful. Mr. Carlos, this is a given. Chaomeng can save the trainer’s face.”

Xiaogang, who is the gym leader, and Xiaoxia, who can inherit the gym after returning home, have already seen Carlos's intentions. The intentions of Carlos, a shopping mall veteran, are also very obvious.

"Jiutian... It seems that this guest has understood the warning we gave him. I also hope that you can understand who you are facing no matter when and where? Etiquette and respect are very important things."

As he spoke, Carlos turned to look at Mewtwo and continued.

"Young people are always more impatient, but everyone knows that three things don't come true. This young man only made two mistakes, why not give him a chance?"

Now everyone, even those with low emotional intelligence like Xiaozhi, can hear it. Carlos has already punished this guy. As the master, you don’t need to do it yourself. If you still care about it, it will show that you don’t How generous.

"I'm very satisfied with the result of your handling. Carlos, you are indeed a very powerful guy. I think we may be on the same page."

Chaomeng is very arrogant, and to be praised by someone as arrogant as him is indeed a very capable person.

Chaomeng released the control of Miss Joy in front of him, and then Miss Qiao fell to the ground. Xiaogang rushed up to help Miss Joy who fell to the ground.

"Don't praise me. I just don't like people who disrupt order and etiquette. In addition, I'm also curious about what you said about "we may be from the same place." In what way are we similar to each other?"

"You'll understand Carlos, and you'll understand soon."

daily urban jokes

I am a civil servant, and today is another day I am strolling in the corridor with my girlfriend.

Just then, a monster called a Abnormality rushed towards me.

Fortunately, I brought a pistol. Just one shot allowed me to escape the pursuit of that monster. Damn it... I should have hit her on the head and kicked her legs. I still had to listen to her screams.