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Chapter 55 Anchor, help me, I’m being stalked by 6 perverts!
After the video connection is successful.
A thirty-year-old man wearing a yellow robe, with sunken cheeks, livid complexion, and deep-set bags under his eyes, looking like a skeleton, as if his energy had been sucked dry, appeared in front of the camera.
His appearance, coupled with his ghost-like voice, instantly caused a commotion in the entire live broadcast room.
【Fuck! Damn it! The anchor is about to accept him! 】
[Oh my god, I’m afraid this friend is not an addict! This doesn’t have thirty years of skill, I’m afraid it won’t be like this! 】
[Why does this person look like this? It scares the baby to death! 】
While there was a heated discussion about the appearance of this new friend in the live broadcast room, Zhang Tianle squinted his eyes, with a clear smile in his eyes.
"Good evening, fellow Taoist! I don't know what you need to do, fellow Taoist? Should I follow the old rules and let you figure out the past first?"
Rhine hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and nodded: "Then please help me calculate my future!"
He would also like to see if Zhang Tianle has a solution to his problem.
If not, just find another big boss to save him!
He really has no choice now.
Zhang Tianle activated Ying Tian's mental method: "Fellow Taoist, both of your parents died when you were young, and you were abandoned in the wild. You were picked up by a Taoist master and raised in a Taoist temple. Your master supported you in school. You are destined to be blessed by a literary star and you were admitted to a Taoist college. And becoming the youngest doctor is the pride of your master.
The first half of my Taoist friend's life can be said to have been smooth and prosperous.
But the good times did not last long. When you were twenty-eight years old, your master passed away due to stomach disease and left you many classics. Unfortunately, you have not yet successfully become a master. In these years, you can only work hard to run the Taoist temple and study on your own, leaving many classics with you.
And when you study the classics, you use the knowledge to help many kind believers, make many connections, and become famous.
It was also at this time that I got into trouble for you. And this trouble was brought to you by your bad friends, and it also caused you to change from a handsome and handsome young man to the haggard look you have now. "
After Zhang Tianle finished speaking, he looked at Lai Yin with a smile: "These are what I can calculate, so fellow Taoist, what do you want to calculate now?"
After hearing this, Rhine's eyes widened.
quasi!
So damn accurate!
It’s exactly the same!
So, he knelt down and said, "Anchor, your calculation is so accurate! Please save me!"
I was really hurt by that cheating friend of mine!
When my reputation spread, my friends all knew that I was very accurate in fortune-telling, so they all came to me to tell fortunes.
And that night, a friend who didn't know how to advance or retreat came to me to play and asked me about my divination skills. After I taught him, he calculated the three hexagrams. I saw that he was not sincere, so I told him not to play, as he could easily get into trouble. Upper body.
I never expected that he would actually become playful and say it didn't matter!
Do you know what he asked?
He asked specifically who else was around us.
The whole Taoist temple only asked me and him as two living people.
But his fortune-telling was lost.
Six copper coins fell on the table, all filled with evil spirits.
He was so frightened that he ran away, leaving me alone and messy in the wind!
I was also trembling in my heart. After apologizing to the ghosts and gods, I even offered incense to the ancestor, thinking that the matter was resolved.
But who knew, this was also the beginning of my nightmare. "
Speaking of this, Rhine shivered as if he thought of something.
Tears almost stopped and flowed down on the spot.
“That night, six female ghosts appeared in my dream and wanted me to marry them!
Six!
Six female ghosts!
Since that night, I have been obsessed with them every night.
So I became like this! "
At this point, Rhine couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out crying with a "wow" sound.
But when I think about it, it's already past seven in the evening.
As soon as nine o'clock arrives, those female ghosts will come to him.
He extended his hand to Zhang Tianle: "Anchor, since you can figure this out, I beg you to save me! This is my only request. I have really tried my best now!"
Zhang Tianle pursed his lips and glanced at the other party sympathetically. Just as he was about to speak, Lai Yin couldn't hold himself any longer.
Next time I cry out: "Please squirt gently, I really can't hold it in, it's just my nightmare!"
Zhang Tianle glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly:
【Mom! I almost died laughing! 】
【Shock! Something bad happened, my brother came to my house for divination, brought me a sweet burden, and left me with six female perverts! 】
[Ask, how should I deal with six female ghosts? One a day, I can’t do it at all! 】
[The wheels of the car upstairs hit me in the face! 】
In order to prevent Rhine's mentality from completely collapsing, he opened his mouth to divert his attention.
"Okay. Let me help you solve it!"
As soon as Zhang Tianle's words came out, Lai Yin suddenly raised his head and asked in surprise: "Really? That's great!"
The whole person jumped up from where he was and spun three times in mid-air.
This figure, as light as a swallow, made the entire live broadcast room stunned.
【Ah this! I'm afraid this Yuanyou has some hard work on his body! 】
[I am also very curious about how he managed to spin three times in mid-air without falling down immediately after spinning! 】
Zhang Tianle had no time to pay attention to the amazed water friends in the live broadcast room.
He activated Yingtian Kung Fu and shouted softly: "Stop hiding, come out!"
There was a long silence in response to him.
It was so silent that everyone in the live broadcast room felt embarrassed.
Zhang Tianle, however, looked at the six orioles surrounding Lai Yin, including two beautiful female ghosts in blue clothes, who stuck out their tongues at him arrogantly and looked at him with disdain.
"Sister, this is so funny. Are you drunk? Do you really think you can defeat us?"
"No, we are really self-righteous. We are not those little Luo who tremble with fear after just a few words!"
"Also, sisters, this Taoist priest is quite handsome. How about we crawl along this network cable tonight and play with this stupid anchor?"
"Ah, this is really a good idea! After all, this little Taoist priest has no money left to exploit. In another half month, he will really be squeezed dry by us. Now let's change the scourge and let him take care of him for a few days. By then, Squeeze him again!"
"Sisters, hurry up! Get it together! Let him see how powerful we are!"
Zhang Tianle narrowed his eyes.
These female ghosts were so daring that they dared to talk and exploit him in front of him. Did they think he couldn't see them?
Just when these female ghosts were preparing to take action, he picked up his pen and started writing on the yellow paper on the table.
After a while, he finished drawing the talisman, picked up the talisman, and threw it toward the camera.
The talisman spontaneously ignited without fire in mid-air, and when it was placed in front of the camera, it immediately turned into ashes.
【Fuck! Mother! I want to report it, the anchor is playing with fire! 】
【Mom! The anchor's move really scared the baby to death! 】
[So you didn’t see that the anchor didn’t light the fire at all, and then the yellow talisman spontaneously ignited? This is hot Thai pants! 】
Before these people could continue the barrage, they heard a group of charming screams.
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