The master comes down the mountain: I don’t want to be a son-in-law

Lin Manqing was greatly surprised when she heard the statue speak. On the contrary, the Taoist nun sitting there was calm and composed, showing the demeanor of an expert who was not surprised at everything.

Only then did Lin Manqing realize that the deity that Li Muchen brought her to worship was this "Huang Daxian".

But she still didn't see who this "Wong Tai Sin" was, and why could the clay statue speak?

Is it really possessed by a spirit?

Lin Manqing has now stepped into the threshold of cultivation. She used her not too strong spiritual sense to scan the statue, but she couldn't find anything.

Little did she know that this was the spell that Li Muchen cast before leaving last time to help Huang Dashan hide his spiritual energy so as not to be discovered by others, so ordinary practitioners could not detect it with their spiritual consciousness, not to mention that her spiritual consciousness was still very weak.

"Is this the god you want me to worship?" Lin Manqing asked.

"Yes," Li Muchen said, "This guy is very smart."

"This guy?" Lin Manqing said in surprise, "How can he be so disrespectful to gods? Be careful with your words."

Before Li Muchen could speak, the statue spoke:

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, Mr. Li can call me whatever he wants."

Then I saw "Wong Tai Sin" walking down from the altar.

The face of the clay sculpture was a little more alive than before, but the whole look still looked dull.

Lin Manqing saw clearly at this moment that the person who came down was not the statue, but another "person", because the statue was still sitting on the altar.

Seeing "Wong Tai Sin" descending from the altar, the Taoist nun also stood up. She was not surprised and respectful when the great immortal appeared, but looked very familiar and asked:

"Do you know each other?"

"I know, I know, this is Mr. Li!" Huang Taixian held a whisk in one hand and twirled his beard under his chin with the other, looking like a fairy. "Third sister, I haven't met Mr. Li soon."

The Taoist nun whom he called Third Sister came out from behind the table. Yingying bowed and said, "Third Sister Yao, I have met Mr. Li."

Sanjie Yao is dressed as a Taoist nun. You can't tell it when she is sitting there, but when she stands up, especially when she walks, she is swaying and even the Taoist robe can't hide her charm.

Li Muchen glanced at Huang Dashan, shook his head, and said, "Do you know you committed a foul?"

Huang Dashan, who had shown his immortality just now, was so frightened that Ku Tong knelt down: "Master Li, I don't have it. I really didn't use any tricks. They are all...all mutually agreeable!"

Third Sister Yao was shocked. Why did the majestic "Wong Tai Sin" kneel down?

She also had a clear mind and knew that Huang Taixian was kneeling down. This Mr. Li must have a great background and was a person who could not be messed with. He might be a god in the sky.

So, she knelt down and said, "Master, don't blame him. I know that immortals and mortals have different paths, but we are indeed in love. Isn't there a story about Xu Xian falling in love with White Snake? I don't either. I don’t want him to be rich, but I admire him! I like him! I am willing to serve him in the temple for the rest of my life!"

These words were quite appropriate. Even Fahai wouldn't have the heart to break them up after hearing this.

Huang Dashan smiled somewhat proudly.

Li Muchen unconsciously wanted to laugh, and asked Sanjie Yao: "Do you know who he is?"

Sanjie Yao said: "Of course he... is a god! But I don't like him because he is a god. I think he is very interesting, much more interesting than ordinary people!"

Li Muchen sighed and said, "If you have seen his true face and still say this, then I won't bother."

Then he shouted loudly: "Huang Dashan, do you know what mistakes you have made?"

Huang Dashan trembled with fright: "I...I...I violated...the lust warning?"

Li Muchen had a straight face and said: "Hmph, I don't care about your lower body! But you use your god's name to deceive the world and use your human form to deceive others. This is a big taboo! If an expert passes by, there is no need to say anything, just I’ll kill you with one sword! Since you haven’t made a big mistake yet, and you have done a good job in protecting Li’s house, I will let you go this time, and I’ll write this down for you first.”

Huang Dashan trembled all over, fell to the ground, and confessed: "I know I was wrong, I won't dare to do it next time!"

Li Muchen didn't really scare him for this matter, but if he wasn't restrained now, this guy would cause trouble sooner or later. It is difficult for monsters to walk in the human world, so they cannot stay in Wong Tai Sin Temple for the rest of their lives.

What's more, since ancient times, folk obscenity temples have always been the object of cleanup by the righteous people and the imperial court. Most of the demons and ghosts that live in prostitution temples lack control and do not obey the laws of the world. Once their cultivation level has improved slightly, they will be restrained according to the law.

Li Muchen is not unreasonable and does not let go of even this trivial matter, but he is enlightening it. If it weren't for the fact that it had followed his mother Gong Lingyan and guarded the Li family here for twenty years, he wouldn't have bothered to care about it.

"Reveal your true colors soon!" Li Muchen shouted.

Huang Dashan shuddered, his fairy clothes faded away, turned into yellow fur, and turned into a fat weasel. That whisk turned out to be its tail.

Although Lin Manqing was shocked, it didn't matter. After all, she had experienced too many strange things since she met Li Muchen. My fiancé is a fairy, and there is a talking hedgehog at home. Now I don't think it's strange to see a "Wong Tai Sin".

But the third sister Yao screamed in fright, and collapsed on the ground. With a look of horror on her face, she pointed at Huang Dashan: "You...you, you, you...how are you a yellow-skinned person?!"

Li Muchen asked: "Sister Yao, do you still like him now?"

Third sister Yao covered her face and cried: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Huang Dashan raised his head, looked at Sanjie Yao with his little head and said: "Third sister, don't be afraid, I'm just a skin. We really love each other. What you love is my soul, why do you care about my appearance!"

Third Sister Yao stopped crying and glanced at him through her fingers. She was quiet for three seconds, and then suddenly started wailing: "Oh, why did I get deceived by you, you idiot? I'm going to die!"

When Huang Dashan heard her howling, he quickly flicked his tail, a gust of wind blew up in the yard, and the temple door slammed shut. The wind condensed in the sky over the courtyard, blocking the sound from the outside world.

Li Muchen smiled and said, "Your magic power has grown very quickly in the past few months."

Huang Dashan kowtowed and said, "It's all thanks to the Young Master's guidance."

Li Muchen snorted coldly: "But I didn't tell you to lie!"

Huang Dashan hurriedly said: "Master, I really didn't mean to lie to her. In fact, the third sister is so beautiful!" He glanced at the third sister Yao and shouted, "Third sister, you said you are the same, you are so beautiful." You are so beautiful, why are you a Taoist nun here? It would be great if you become a model or a star!"

Sanjie Yao cried a little less loudly and said angrily: "How can I be so good-looking? If I could be a star or a model, who would want to come to your ruined temple and become a fake Taoist nun!"

Huang Dashan said: "I think you are better-looking than those celebrity models. What's so good about today's internet celebrities? The fact that you are here means you have a destiny!"

Third Sister Yao spat and said: "Bah, you are a yellow-skinned person, you still know about Internet celebrities?"

Huang Dashan said: "I often go to Uncle Liu's house to watch TV, of course I know. Besides, haven't there been celebrities in our temple? Small Internet celebrities have been here several times. Do you think I have looked at them seriously? There are three Sister, if a beauty like you is here, even if Chang'e comes down to earth, I won't even look at her!"

Third Sister Yao laughed and said, "Just open your mouth!"

But when she saw his appearance, her smile suddenly faded and she started crying again: "Oh, I'm dead! How can you be such a yellow-skinned person!"

Li Muchen shook his head and said, "You guys chat slowly, I'll leave first. Come meet me at Li's house in the evening."

"Yes, Master, walk slowly!"

Knowing that Li Muchen would not punish him, Huang Dashan finally breathed a sigh of relief and reached out to wipe his forehead, only to find that he had revealed his true form. As a yellow-skinned man, he naturally would not sweat.

Li Muchen and Lin Manqing walked out, and behind them came the cry of Third Sister Yao and the gentle words of comfort from Huang Dashan.

"Ugh, you little yellow kid, don't touch me in the future. If I give birth to a little yellow kid, how will I survive?"

"Don't worry, it won't happen. Teacher Xiao Yang in the alley next door said that there is reproductive isolation between me and humans..."

"What? Why did Teacher Xiao Yang tell you this? Oh, you and Teacher Xiao Yang...you skunks! Stinky weasels!..."

"It's unfair! It's really not true!"

"Then tell me, what's going on with old Liu Tou's chicken? Mr. Li just said it..."