The master comes down the mountain: I don’t want to be a son-in-law

Lu Xian held a piece of weasel tail in his hand and said: "I still underestimated it! I didn't expect that there would be such a high-level monster in the capital city!"

Sun Changhai was so groggy that it took him a long time to wake up. When he saw Huang Dashan running away, he said angrily: "This guy must have been raised by the Li family, but it's a pity that he ran away!"

"It can't run far." Lu Xian raised the rat tail in his hand, "This yellow weasel demon's behavior for hundreds of years is all on its tail. Now that the tail has been cut off by me, most of its cultivation has been ruined."

Lu Xian raised his head and glanced at the sun in the sky.

"The time is coming, and people in Mobei are waiting for me to open an altar to worship the gods. This yellow demon can't run far, and it should be hiding nearby to heal its wounds and recuperate. Changhai, go find it and bring it back to Mobei. I go first."

After saying that, he raised his arms, the bell on his wrist rang, and a puff of black smoke rose from the ground, got into the earthen house, rolled up Lin Manqing, and then himself, slowly rose up to the sky, and turned into a dark cloud. , drifting north.

Sun Changhai was dissatisfied, but also very helpless. He originally asked Lu Xian to take revenge, and the plan was implemented smoothly step by step.

Wu Yuchun was a secret card he had prepared from the beginning, and even Qin Shuyi didn't know it. This card was originally used by him just in case, but he didn't expect to actually use it.

Unfortunately, he still underestimated Li Muchen's strength. Once the Qin Clan was destroyed, it would cease to exist, and the past arrangements would lose their original meaning. Now he just wants revenge and kills everyone in the Li family.

But Lu Xian suddenly changed his mind and said that Lin Manqing's blood contained extraterrestrial demonic energy, which could be used to sacrifice to the gods and awaken the White Mountain goddess Ebony Concubine.

In this way, Sun Changye's revenge plan was shelved. He alone, not to mention Li Muchen, could not defeat even Kuai Daorong and Wang Tieshou. Moreover, the spirit snake was killed, the Daoji was destroyed, and an arm was broken. Now I am afraid that even the security guard of the Li family cannot beat him.

Thinking of Lu Xian asking him to catch the yellow rat demon, he felt dizzy.

This thing just has its tail cut off, does it lose its combat effectiveness? If nothing else, just because of the fart it just let out, if Lu Xian hadn't taken action, he would have been smoked to death!

Sun Changhai didn't want to take the risk, so he just said he didn't find it when he returned. Anyway, I can't avenge my revenge. I will return to Mobei and wait for the master to complete the ceremony of worshiping the gods.

He looked at Wu Yuchun beside him.

Wu Yuchun was hit by the aftermath of the stench released by Huang Dashan and fell into a deep coma.

Sun Changhai became very angry when he saw her. If this woman hadn't been disobedient, everyone in Li House would be dead by now. Even if he couldn't kill Li Muchen for the time being, killing Kuai Daorong and Wang Tieshou would still be a breath of bad breath.

"Smelly bitch, watch me cut you into pieces!"

Sun Changhai flipped his hand, and there was a sharp knife in his hand, and he was about to attack Wu Yuchun.

Suddenly I heard a voice say: "Hey, once you stab me, your nature will change. You will change from abducting women and children to intentional murder. The sentencing is different!"

Sun Changhai turned around and saw a weasel squatting on the rocks. It looked a bit funny because it had no tail.

"Uh, let me think about it..." Huang Dashan squatted there, holding the rat's chin with his forepaws, as if thinking, "Intentional homicide is punishable by death, but trafficking in women and children is lighter, and it is classified into the seventeenth floor. Hell will do.”

"Why the seventeenth floor?"

"Oh, because the eighteenth floor is full! Your father, your grandfather, your grandfather's grandfather, your grandfather's grandfather's grandfather... anyway, all eighteen generations of your ancestors have lived here. Just because your family has ten floors. The housing prices in the Eighth Level of Hell have skyrocketed. Hey, the Seventeenth Level is much better. If you buy a house, you will get an oil pot hot spring, and the oil temperature is guaranteed to reach the boiling point..."

Only then did Sun Changhai realize that he had fallen into the pit of Huang Dashan. This skunk not only had a smelly fart, but also had a bad mouth.

"You stinky yellow demon, you dare to tease me. If I don't kill you, you'll get skin cramps!" Sun Changhai roared angrily and rushed forward with a knife.

Huang Dashan shrank his neck, let out an ouch, turned around and ran away.

While running, he shouted: "Come on, come on, king, come and catch me!"

Huang Dashan lost his tail and could not regain his strength for a while. He lost his magic power and could only jump around among the rocks. Fortunately, he was small, fast, and very flexible. However, after Sun Changhai was seriously injured, his skills were at a loss.

Taking advantage of the terrain, Huang Dashan rushed back and forth, and Sun Changhai couldn't catch him for a while.

"Hahaha, you can't catch me! You can't catch me!"

Huang Dashan rushed left and right, flipping forward and jumping back. Just as he was shouting, there was a sudden click, and his back foot got stuck in a stone crevice and could not be pulled out.

"Oh, it's over!"

Huang Dashan turned around and stretched out his hand towards Sun Changhai who was chasing him, "Wait a minute!"

Sun Changhai stopped and looked at him doubtfully.

"We can play again when I pull out my feet."

Huang Dashan said, pushing the stone with his front paws, trying to pull out the back paws, but after trying twice, it still didn't work.

"Oh, I should have known better to lose weight."

Sun Changhai walked up and put a big bag on Huang Dashan's mouth.

"Who is playing with you!"

"Who is playing with you!"

"Why the hell are you here to catch me! I'll beat you to death!"

While scolding, Sun Changhai kept slapping Huang Dashan on the face, making the weasel look like a groundhog.

"Stop! Stop! I have something to say!"

"Stop it! If Master hadn't asked me to take you back to Mobei, I would have peeled off your skin and cramped your tendons!"

Sun Changhai still kept on slapping him one slap after another.

Fortunately, Huang Dashan has practiced Taoism for hundreds of years, and his skin is rough and his flesh is thick, making him very resistant to beatings. Even though he was like this, he was beaten so hard that he couldn't speak clearly.

"Hey, hey, why don't you introduce martial ethics to a man like me? I have something to say!"

"Okay, tell me, let me see what you can say?"

Sun Changhai was also tired from beating, so he stopped and simply sat down on the ground, facing Huang Dashan.

Huang Dashan grinned, and his swollen face changed, like a yellow panda.

"How many times did you hit me just now?"

"Can not remember."

"You don't remember, I remember, one hundred and thirty-one. You only have one hand left. Aren't you tired? If it's broken, your only girlfriend will be gone. How will you live in the future?"

Sun Changhai glanced at his hand, and it took him a long time to react, and said angrily: "Damn, you stinky yellow demon, do you really think I don't dare to kill you?"

Huang Dashan said with a smile: "I know you dare, but you have no chance. What you want to think about now is not to kill me, but how to bear my next revenge. You beat me one hundred and thirty times, I will definitely If you pay back ten times, that’s one thousand three hundred and ten times.”

"Huang Yao, what are you talking about? Death is imminent, and you are still having sweet dreams!"

"This is not a dream, this is reality. Don't you know there is a saying that you always have to pay back when you go out to fool around? Look behind you."

Sun Changhai was stunned, turned around suddenly, and saw Li Muchen standing behind him, with the tip of his pen looking like a murderous sword.