Erbaozi’s life that defies heaven

Chapter 1 The return of Ju Nian on Shi Shang

In a delivery room of a certain county people's hospital, the mother on the delivery bed gave birth to a baby after experiencing a long period of pain. The baby did not move at all, and the nurse carefully put the baby aside. The mother's eyes on the delivery bed were dull and there were wet tears in the corners of her eyes. She did not dare to look at the baby...

There was a color ultrasound follow-up sheet on the table in the delivery room, and one diagnosis stood out in particular: at 36 weeks, congenital atrial valve loss, low birth survival rate, and induction of labor was recommended.

According to legend, the soul is conscious after reincarnation and before birth, and can clearly perceive the outside world.

On that day, an astronomical news was reported on the earth. It was suspected that a long meteorite Oumuamua wandered away in the solar system...

In the deep space of the universe, long boulders are flying.

on the boulder.

"Li Qiangren suffered death and flew to the mountains beyond the sky!"

A woman grabbed the sky, and several mountain-shaped rocks fell from the sky. It was too reluctant to call it a mountain.

"Xiao Lianlian, why bother! Beating me to death will do no good to you!" The man, Li Qiangren, tried to persuade the woman that he did not want to be beaten.

"Waves come!"

Tu Ke Shui? It depends. Li Qiangren leaped into the air, pushed with one hand, and the big waves shook the rocks, and the rocks flew into the waves.

a few months later.

"Li Qiangren, stop fighting!" Meng Qilian used weak spiritual skills, and the hostility in her eyes had long since disappeared.

"Have you figured it out? That's right! Come on, brother, let's talk to you about something meaningful." Li Qiangren's eyes lit up, he secretly said that good times are coming, and he opened his mouth with a bunch of shameless words.

"You are shameless, this is absolutely impossible!" Meng Qilian gritted her silver teeth, feeling angry and ashamed. She could not accept Li Qiangren's words.

A hundred years later.

"Oh my God! A baby is falling from the sky!" Li Qiangren was shocked to see a baby falling from the sky.

three days later.

"Xiao Lianlian, look, Blue Star!"

"It's so beautiful!" Meng Qilian marveled at the beauty of Blue Star.

"Look, there's something flying above, it looks like! It looks like a child again!" Li Qiangren found another baby, flying from the direction of Blue Star.

Eight years later.

"Renlang, the child is outside!"

……

On the hillside dozens of meters away from the stone house, a child was lying with his head in his hands and looking up at the sky. He didn't know what he was thinking. He suddenly spit out grass roots, turned towards the stone house and nuzzled his mouth, and said to the girl beside him:

"Isn't it annoying to be beaten every day?"

There was a "pop" sound, and the child was slapped on the forehead. The girl was born with a beautiful face but was born without eyes. She was secretly annoyed and pretended to be serious like an adult and warned the child:

"No peeking!"

Then he said angrily: "Be careful, I'll beat you up."

The girl turned her head and ignored the child, but certain images couldn't help but come to mind, and the girl ground her teeth.

The child looked innocent and didn't know what was wrong. He pulled out a piece of grass and threw it into his mouth and continued to look at the sky. He had something on his mind.

……

Another year later.

"Lianmei, how many years have we been staying in this hellish place?"

"What? Are you annoyed with our three mothers?"

"No, it's nothing!" Li Qiangren tried his best to argue.

Meng Qilian was unforgiving, but she took out a shiny card in her hand, dotted on it, sighed and said:

“Oh, it’s been more than a hundred years!

"You're eight years old, do you want to tell these two little bastards?" Li Qiangren couldn't hide anything in his heart and wanted to show off his cards.

"What?" Meng Qilian didn't understand Li Qiangren's meaningless words.

Li Xingqiang spread his hands and said, "The origins of these little bastards!"

"Don't be a little bastard, it's so unpleasant!" Meng Qilian didn't like what Li Qiangren said.

Li Qiangren was dissatisfied and retorted: "One is born with a keen mind, and the other is born with spiritual consciousness. With them here, how can we have privacy? What are we not little bastards?"

Meng Qilian was speechless. The two guys were really hurting, but what could they do? It can't be covered at all, I've gotten used to it in the past two years. After thinking for a while, he agreed with Li Qiangren's suggestion.

Li Qiangren roared and summoned the two children.

The two children jumped over and bowed, and called out twice in unison:

"Daddy!"

"Mother!"

"Children, your mother and I have talked together and told you about your life experiences. Li Qiangren said to the two children, then pointed to the pit at his feet and said: "

"What about you, Dabao? You fell from the sky eight years ago. It was you who smashed the hole."

After Li Qiangren finished speaking, a pair of mini armor appeared on his hand. It was not only dark but also a bit tattered.

"Back then, you fell with this armor, and it emitted nine colors of light before falling. Today I will return it to you." After saying this, Li Qiangren handed the armor to the girl.

When the girl came into contact with the broken armor, the broken armor made a buzzing sound, and she was instantly on her body, and the armor disappeared in the blink of an eye. The girl felt like there was something extra somewhere in her body. The child looked at the girl thoughtfully.

The girl knew that she had fallen from the sky and was not a mother. She felt unhappy and felt depressed. Meng Qilian took the girl into her arms, gently stroked her back and comforted her softly.

When the girl's mood stabilized, Li Qiangren continued: "You, Erbao, also fell from the sky eight years ago, only three days after Dabao. At least Dabao has an armor, but you have nothing, just a bare butt."

The child doesn't have the same gap as the girl, but he is sad. He knows his origins well, and he will feel sad every time he thinks about it.

"Er Bao, you have to work hard, you haven't gathered your spirit to transform yin and yang at the age of eight." Li Qiangren forcibly changed the subject.

"I'm thinking about transforming into yin or yang. I often see my mother squealing when my father beats me, and I think it's better to be a man. From now on, my sister will squeal when he beats her!" The child said angrily. dream.

Hearing the child's words, Qi Lian stomped her feet in embarrassment. Li Qiangren staggered and almost lost his balance. He wrote a big word "submit" in his heart and laughed and cursed:

"You bastard, you are a yang. How can you still turn into a child according to your own ideas? If you turn into a yang, I will call you daddy."

Meng Qilian couldn't help but give Li Qiangren a beautiful twist on his waist, and cursed: "Why are you talking to a child?"

Then he said to the child: "Er Bao, don't listen to your father's nonsense. Don't worry. Mom will tell you about the origin of your father and mother. The place where your father and mother came from is called Liuhe Continent. Your father and I were born in opposite families. Come on. We were enemies before and we often fought.”

"Mom, you and dad are not idle here!" the child interrupted.

Meng Qilian was embarrassed, thinking why this bastard kid keeps talking about this! He hurriedly changed the subject and said, "Mom, let me tell you about the interesting places in Liuhe Continent..."

The child listened to what Meng Qilian said was interesting, and thought about it, and said: "I want to go to Liuhe Continent."

The girl looked longingly and said she wanted to go too.

When Meng Qilian heard this, she had a dark look on her face. Li Qiangren was exhausted. He had no pursuit and was trapped in a huge rock for hundreds of years. If he didn't have two children and a partner, he would have gone crazy.

……

After the child returned to his room, he let go of the idea of ​​preventing the gathering of spirits. He silently thought, "I want to transform into Yang and become a man," and then fell asleep straight up.

The long boulder shone with lightning in the vast starry sky. After the child and the girl had the idea of ​​​​leaving the Liuhe Continent, the boulder gradually deflected and drew a large arc.

One day three months later, there was a flash of light in the child's room, and Li Qiang and Meng Qilian were guarding it. The girl on the side was worried, thinking what would happen if Erbao turned into a boy?

After the flash of light, the child's body was revealed. It was a bit bigger and he couldn't tell whether he was male or female. Li Qiangren reached out with his hands, pulled, took a breath, and shouted:

"Hey, this bastard is really capable. He turned into a disguise."

……

One day, Li Qiangren ran out of the house, followed by his children. The four of them looked around with surprise on their faces and found that the huge boulder was inserted diagonally into the ocean and slid towards the deep sea.

"Puff puff!"

Four heads emerged from the sea.

"Hahaha! I'm finally out!" Li Qiangren was inexplicably excited after being released from a century of suppression.

Then there was a sweet shout: "You just let the three of you soak like this?"

Just as he finished speaking, an amphibious shuttle floated on the sea surface, and four people jumped onto the top of the shuttle and lay on it.

Before the four of them could take a few breaths, sudden changes occurred, the sky was covered with dark clouds, and strong winds were blowing. They were happy too early.

After being imprisoned for hundreds of years, his stone head was returned to the sea. Once he was punished and robbed, he wanted to come to the door.

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