Erbaozi’s life that defies heaven

As the owner of Beiji Damengyunting, Li Xingchen couldn't bear to ignore the two distracted guards, so he used the same method as dealing with rabbits to deal with the guards, doing it himself and having a full barbecue. For high-level spiritual beings, eating is optional.

However, the two guards were shrewd guards and repaid Li Xingchen's hospitality with the title of uncle. This made Li Xingchen develop a strong impression and also had the idea of ​​​​letting the little barbecue expert Rabbit entertain the guards. However, this idea could only be thought of, not If we really let the rabbit out, the two guards would lie on the ground eating dirt instead of eating barbecue.

After calling the guards, Li Xingchen entered the house again, with the door closed and both bars open. He took out a series of food from the three-teng ring to greet his father-in-law. But the chairs in the house are uncomfortable to sit on.

I could only take out my old friend's recliner, slump on it and let out a satisfied groan.

My father-in-law really couldn't stand this look and said angrily: "Sit down or lie down, be a decent person!"

The son-in-law didn't care about his father-in-law's opinion this time. He took out another recliner and lined them up side by side, preparing to recruit his father-in-law to join the group. He instigated:

"Father-in-law, why are you doing all that nonsense in front of me? Come on, come on, lie down quickly, you will be comfortable. My son-in-law has many people asking for advice." Li Xingchen enthusiastically helped his father-in-law to recline, making Yang Qingfeng dumbfounded. In the end, the father-in-law could not resist the young son-in-law and was forced to collapse.

The slumped father-in-law knew a lot about recliners, so he joined in with the deeds at the speed of light and got the ownership of the recliner.

In terms of academic qualifications, Li Xingchen can be considered illiterate. When he was in Liuhe Dreamland, he went out to play in the wild after half a year of schooling. The only ability he could show off was fighting, and the Keka skill he later awakened. Therefore, there are many problems that illiterate people cannot figure out. Even the Linzi seal thrown by the companion spirit to him cannot understand the meaning of the seal. Fortunately, my father-in-law's father-in-law is sent to heaven today, which can relieve his illiterate problem.

"My father-in-law is a leader in the Liuhe Dreamland academic community, and my son-in-law would like to ask me about some sealing techniques.

"What nonsense are you talking about? What are you talking about?"

"Does my father-in-law know about Linzi Seal?"

"Lin Zi Seal? The literal meaning of Lin Zi is arrival, approaching, and imminent. Since it is a seal, I think it means arrival, so it should be a summoning seal!"

After Yang Qingfeng explained this, Li Xingchen's mind suddenly brightened up, as if he had caught something. The accompanying spirit refused to recognize him, and before he left, he threw a large group of seals. The meaning of the seal was self-evident.

"Where does this seal come from?"

"Thrown here by the companion spirit!"

"Companion spirit? Didn't you say you didn't find the companion spirit?"

"I found it, but I didn't get it. I guess it's because I'm too weak and not worthy of it. Before I left, it threw a bunch of test marks. Maybe if I understand this mark, the accompanying spirit will appear."

"Who is your companion spirit?"

"It's a huge rock!"

Yang Qingfeng froze, and it was the first time he heard the stone accompanying the spirit, but this did not affect Yang Qingfeng's preaching.

"Since it is the Yinzi Group, you should first construct the Yinzi sequence, and then try to activate the Yinzi Group after completing the construction."

"I understand, father-in-law. I have been building this group of Yinzi for more than a year since I got it, and it has only reached one-fifth of the Yinzi Group." The more than a year that Li Xingchen said is not the intermittent growth described by ordinary people. His year is a year without interruption, day and night. If my father-in-law knew this, I don’t know what Yang’s father-in-law would think.

Weng and son-in-law were chatting happily when an uninvited guest came to the door. Zhuangzi's early warning system transmitted the image of Zhuangzi's mouth to the owner of the village.

Seeing the image, Yang Qingfeng said angrily: "It's really a lingering ghost!"

When the father-in-law gets angry, the younger son-in-law must of course be considerate and quick to express his anger and ask: "Father-in-law, who made you angry? Do you want my younger son-in-law to teach him a lesson?"

Li Xingchen is qualified to say this. It can be said that there is no one in Beiji who he cannot teach a lesson to. Even if it is taught a lesson, the sequelae will be huge. Rabbit's soul-falling skill does not distinguish between enemies and friends. If you teach the enemy, you will also teach the friendly forces. This will generate a lot of complaints and expose the existence of the rabbit. With the ability of the rabbit owner, the rabbit will be exposed prematurely. It can be very stressful.

When Yang Qingfeng heard that his son-in-law threatened to find a place for him, he lost half of his anger. He thought that it would be a good feeling to have a considerate son-in-law.

Uninvited guests arrived, and Weng's happy chat session was disbanded.

"Father-in-law, who is here? My son-in-law is serious!"

Yang Qingfeng glared and said, "It's my eldest brother Yang Hongfeng. We all fell apart when he was in Liuhe's dream. Who would have thought that when he returned to Beiji, he became a family again. After learning about Ling Yi's Supreme Fighting Body, , he has been pestering me for three days to ask Lingyi to give a good word to the people above and transfer him to Kaiyang Star. His ambition is not small!"

"Yang Hongfeng! Point my wife to Yang Hongfeng of Ximen Universe? Father-in-law, don't stop me, I must teach him a lesson. You call the guards to go to Zhuangzi." Li Xingchen learned that it was Yang Hongfeng, Anger comes from his heart, and his rule is that it is okay to bully me, but not to bully the people I care about.

Seeing that his son-in-law was trying to get into trouble, the father-in-law certainly wasn't used to it. He grabbed hold of him and said, "Use your brain more. What's the use of this nonsense? Rabbits should be used at critical moments. If I come to greet you, why don't you use more?" Spend some time talking."

At the entrance of Zhuangzi, Li Xingchen, who was still angry, would certainly not invite the people opposite him to enter the village.

"The second brother is different. He has a wide circle of friends. He has close friends everywhere. The eldest brother admires him. By the way, how about the deployment? My niece is the future fighting master. Isn't such a small thing easy to handle?"

"Yang Hongfeng, you are still here. You said it's useless to look for me. I can't even see Ling Yi!"

"Second brother, I am your eldest brother. If you don't help me, are you helping outsiders? It's just a matter of words. We are brothers. Since arriving in Beiji, the eldest brother has never had a good day. Kaiyangxing is better than Bei The base is a hundred times more prosperous, let me go up there!"

"I can't help you, don't pester me, and do something serious. How come you are treated as you are now, don't you have any idea?"

"Dad, that boy seems to be Yang Lingyi's dream lover. If my second uncle doesn't agree, we will threaten to inform him. If Yang finds out, this boy will lose his skin even if he dies, which will make life difficult for Yang Lingyi and his wife." The woman behind Yang Hongfeng is his daughter Yang Weiwei. Judging from her words, you can tell that she is a mean and shameless person.

How could this whisper be hidden from Li Xingchen, who had innate spiritual knowledge? The latter was filled with righteous indignation. He had seen shameless people, but he had never seen such shameless people.

"Second brother, this guy is a spiritual lover!"

Yang Qingfeng was furious. Yang Hongfeng's expression matched this sentence. What did it mean? As a human spirit, he didn't understand. He gave birth to an unprecedented child and made his son-in-law lose his mind.

"Yang Hongfeng, what do you mean?"

"Second brother, you know what it means. Let me go to Kaiyangxing."

"I told you, I can't help!"

"Then second brother, don't blame the elder brother for talking too much!"

"That's right, second uncle, Ximen Universe has lingering feelings for my little sister. She is a star and is highly valued by the Ximen family. She has already proposed marriage to the Yang family, and Ximen family is not the only one who proposed marriage. I envy my little sister so much. If the little sister My younger sister’s suitor knows that this worthless Five Elements is my younger sister’s lover, so he will have a good time, haha, what do you think, second uncle?”

"You, can you be any more shameless?"

"Second brother, as long as I go to Kaiyang Star, nothing will happen. How about that? I'm your eldest brother!"

"That's right, my niece also wants to have sex with Kaiyangxing, so just ask her to open her mouth."

Li Xingchen's anger level was full, and his father-in-law, who was full of anger, knew what his son-in-law was thinking, and yelled: "Get out, get out, do you think others will believe you?"

After saying that, he pushed Li Xingchen into the village and threw the rabbit out. Unless the mouth was silenced, there would be no way to keep it secret. Although Yang Hongfeng and his daughter were shameless, Yang Qingfeng was nostalgic and had no idea of ​​killing his brother. He was afraid that Li Xingchen would be impulsive. If you lose the rabbit, the consequences will be out of control.

"You are courting death!"

"Boy, don't think that my second brother is protecting you and you don't know how high the sky is. A waste like you is dirty even if I hit you."

"I really don't know what my little sister sees in you? You're a waste!"

……

Li Xingchen, who was on full duty, was so angry that he was making crazy calculations in his mind on how to deal with the father and daughter.

Just throw the rabbit away? No, Yang Hongfeng was his father-in-law's eldest brother, so it would be difficult to silence him. Don't silence the secrets.

Huahua takes action? No, Huahua is his trump card, it’s not worth it.

Get started directly? No, without Rabbit and Huahua, he, Li Xingchen, is just a vegetable.

Carve the soul directly? No, if you use your trump card, you must silence it, otherwise you can only endure it!

Li Xingchen was shocked. He thought about it all, but in the end he could only use the "Forbearance Technique". His methods were not visible to the public, how cruel he was.

"You go!"

Yang Hongfeng was unhappy and shouted: "Leave? Boy, what qualifications do you have to say this? My second brother is spoiling you, but I am not spoiling you!"

"Yang Hongfeng, that's enough. Don't blame me for being rude if you don't leave."

"Second uncle, do you have any conscience when you buy a house for a loser and treat my father like this?"

"Yes, second brother, it's wrong of you to do this. How about giving this house to the eldest brother?"

"Haha, father-in-law, can you kill these two?" Such a shameless person successfully aroused Li Xingchen's murderous intention. Ah, shameless is not enough to describe it.

"Yellow-mouthed child..."

"Shut up, shut up, go away!"

Yang Qingfeng was shocked and hurriedly stopped him and said, "Axing, for my sake, don't be impulsive. Out of sight is out of mind. You go in and I will handle it here."

……

In Zhuangzi, Li Xingchen, who was slumped on the recliner, had dull eyes. He was angry on the one hand, but angry on the other. First, the daughter-in-law lost her freedom to marry, which indirectly caused her to lose her freedom to marry. Then, he did not gain the freedom to kill, which made people miserable.