Erbaozi’s life that defies heaven

"Hiss! 200 million stones, buy the forest and win!" The uncle was shocked. The old man Xiang was a strict henpecker and usually didn't have much pocket money. 200 million stones was a huge sum of money.

The uncle is a tough guy, he is not angry, he is a brat, he is great if he has money, does he know how to respect the elderly and love them?

What are double standards? The uncle just set an example, a double standard. The uncle once again transformed into the vest of the third uncle and raised a topic that he thought was a fatal blow.

"It's great to have money? It's yours only if you can keep it. How do you protect Xiaojie?"

The question is still the same, but this time the answer is going to change. This wife is not a strange creature, she is a management spirit. He can't say such stupid things about his wife protecting him.

what to do? Let's show off our cards. The rabbit's breath eye last time made the third uncle in the moon realm linger in his mind all night. Uncle? I guess there is no need to talk about it, it is destined that the little uncle will run away from home. But there is a process to go through and ask:

"Uncle, what state have you reached?"

Xiangtian was extremely uncomfortable with the title uncle. Magical mortals are still mortal. However, this did not prevent him from attacking the little mortals. He decided to make the mortals look up, stroked his chin with one hand, and said, "I have transferred to the spiritual realm."

"Uncle, please sit down and hold on steady!" Once the process is complete, sit down and hold on tight.

Who is the uncle? How can he be commanded by a mere mortal? Uncle, I just want to stand if you don’t like me.

The second process is to pass the blame. Li Xingchen said sternly to Lao Xiang, oh no, now to his father-in-law: "Father-in-law, my son-in-law informed the uncle, but he didn't listen. Xiaojie will not be responsible for the accident later."

Listening to what Li Xingchen said so formally, Lao Xiang's mind was filled with questions. He thought to himself, "Your uncle has become a spirit. What kind of accident can you cause to happen to your uncle?"

My daughter-in-law, Xiang Jie, didn’t understand either. She was so anxious that she couldn’t even begin to cooperate. He scratched the palm of his hand vigorously. I thought you could give me some tips! There is no future if you go it alone.

"Daughter-in-law, please turn around!"

Step 3: If you are a female spirit, please turn around. Something indecent will happen, which is not appropriate for female spirits.

After the process is completed, the Eye of Rabbit Breath is activated. To put it nicely, it is a single-target soul-falling skill. Anyway, that's what it is. The villain who is watched will run away from home.

Hey, sure enough, the uncle and the little uncle had a conflict. They were tugging at the edges of their minds. After a few breaths, the little uncle refused to listen and went his own way and left his mind. It fell to the ground, and the uncle threw himself on the street angrily. Lying down in a not very elegant posture.

After all, the uncle has reincarnated, and the little uncle can still walk around. The shocked little face is full of disbelief and urgently needs confirmation.

"Second brother, I had a baby explosion?"

Explosive baby, good words, change the eyes of rabbit breath to explosive baby eyes? Too cruel, rejected.

"Father-in-law, how long will it take you to beat your uncle to death?" Li Xingchen began to start process four, how long will it take to beat you to death.

Lao Xiang just stretched out half of his fingers and stopped, feeling a little cold on his back. He is not a human son, is his father-in-law used as a trap?

"Uncle, have you seen it? At this moment, my father-in-law can beat you to death in just half a breath."

Lao Xiang is about to collapse, half a breath? I want to take a breath, okay? I'm only halfway out, how can this be unreasonable!

The beauty beside him was not shocked, this was a small scene. But how could the little man who was looking at her crookedly use a rabbit like this? How many magics have you saved?

No, no, bastard, why don’t you use it on the island? Deliberately, definitely, she wants revenge, the ferocious kind, be prepared for back pain, man.

Li Xingchen, who didn't sense the danger, took back the rabbit breath and was waiting for the adults' shock. Are you looking down on me? As soon as the rabbit's breath comes out, Xiao Nayue will be entangled for a long time.

The plot of "The Falling Soul" is over. Xiang Jie switches roles quickly and keeps the desire for revenge deep in his heart, allowing it to thrive. He asked: "Uncle, is your husband worthy now?"

Sure enough, it's not that one family doesn't want to enter the same house. Yang Meiren did it this way back then. The only difference was that the Moyun Card was very valuable back then. I bought my third uncle with just one piece. Now, the price has dropped, how about buying it? Try it. If you lose your uncle's face, you have to make up for it. This is called a surprise plan.

"Daughter-in-law, I prepared a gift for the uncle. Give it to the uncle quickly! Moyunka!" I am not a son of a man, I gave a gift to my daughter-in-law, and now I want my daughter-in-law to spit it out. How can my daughter-in-law be happy?

Not to mention, those who have been captains know the general situation and do not bargain.

The uncle was about to be shocked and tortured, but was successfully diverted by the gift.

"Uncle, this is the gift my husband has prepared for you. I have been waiting for you for a long time!" My dear, this daughter-in-law is quite qualified. The gap between temporary preparation and advance preparation is huge and there is no comparison.

Looking at the card with many swords and shadows, the uncle was very knowledgeable. He rarely looked at one thing seriously and asked: "Is this the fourth-layer mushroom cloud card of the Divine Infant Killer?"

"Yes, uncle, it's a masterpiece from the Luohun lineage!" Xiang Jie continued to water the flower of her husband's image with small movements of her hands.

"Hiss! A high-quality mushroom cloud card from the Luohun lineage? Rumor has it that there are no more than twenty cards produced. Recently, one was sold to Dongjiaoxing, and it sold for 1.5 million stones!" The uncle, who did not have much pocket money, said to one hundred Five hundred thousand stones is also very eye-catching. It shouldn't be difficult to buy.

If there is a situation, flow into the East Point Star? Is that produced by Dongjiaixing? It is clear that it should be produced by Dragon Claw. Xiang Jie's sixth sense is too strong, huh, Xiao Hong's promiscuous behavior has betrayed her husband's feelings.

"Hmph! Boy, you want to bribe the uncle with just a mushroom cloud card?" The uncle judged Li Xingchen qualified in his heart. He can kill a mortal who has turned into a spirit. He is also a big shot, not to mention that he is an eighth-level soul body and a late-stage soul of a divine infant. , longevity is not bad, can survive the death of many divine infants. It's a good match, but who is the uncle? If you want to save face, you won’t answer the question of whether you are worthy or not, and you will have to figure it out yourself. Unexpectedly, this boy handed over a ladder. He is really a young man who knows how to do things. I'll buy it off for you. Then he said:

"At least two!"

Um? Are you such an uncle? The boss who stared at Jie Xiu blatantly begged for bribes! One more piece! Xiang Jie was reluctant to give up. She had worked hard to pay for two cards. She wanted to keep one as a souvenir, but she was such a good wife and planned to take out the only one she had.

Naturally, the expression on his wife's face could not escape Li Xingchen's consciousness, and he grabbed the hand holding the ring. Xiang Jie raised his head and expressed confusion.

"Forgot what your man eats? Look at me!"

"Your man successfully saved Xiang Jie who was in trouble." Her eyes curled up as she savored this vulgar name carefully, and concluded that she liked it and could call it her forever.

After Li Xingchen finished speaking, he sat cross-legged, raised his forehead, and the soul carving began.

"Who is this Xiao Li?" The old uncle was alert and saw that Li Xingchen's posture was extraordinary.

After tasting it, Xiang Jie smiled slightly, took over what her uncle was saying, and said, "Uncle, the mushroom cloud card in your hand was carved by Asing!"