If you cheat, money will follow

The reason for the disappearance is simple: the North American presidency is being handed over.

The king of understanding has come to power.

In front of the reporter's camera, he was shaking hands with Ao Guanhai, but he was shaking hands reluctantly.

Reluctantly, he whispered something into the latter's ear, and the latter's smile suddenly stopped.

Ao Guanhai looked at Wang Dong's face, which was disgusting no matter how he looked at it, and said: "I wish you good luck!"

Then, he waved his sleeves and walked away.

Behind him, the king of understanding was proud.

He told his senior adviser:

"Look, don't reporters have a living? They'll like me, won't they."

senior consultant:"……"

This scene was faithfully recorded by reporters.

That night, the King of Understanding made news again.

He put on his reading glasses and tweeted his first Twitter decree since becoming president:

"I'm going to kill it (TPP), I've hated it for a long time, it's taking away opportunities from our workers."

Regarding this Twitter "decision", there are mixed reactions in North America.

But now, the King of Understanding wants to abolish the "circle of friends" that Ao Guanhai has painstakingly created...

Councilman A thought: "I don't like him anymore. He thinks he is helping our workers regain job opportunities, but in fact he is destroying these opportunities."

Congressman B pointed out: "This is a very serious mistake. If implemented, it will have continued negative consequences for our economy and Asia-Pacific strategic position."

Congressman C emphasized: “If he signs the order, then he is creating opportunities for countries across the ocean, creating opportunities to rewrite economic rules, and will also send an unfriendly signal to our allies.”

The chairman of a think tank committee believes: "Withdrawal will slow down our economy, will not increase employment, but will hurt employment, weaken our country's global leadership, and the other side of the ocean will be the ultimate beneficiary."

Faced with doubts, Wang Qing did not take it seriously.

He fired back on Twitter:

"I hate these people. They don't know how to develop the economy. I will use my wisdom and actions to prove this."

really.

After 2 days.

King Dong signed his first executive order since taking office: officially announcing his withdrawal from the "TPP".

The strong "circle of friends" that Ao Guanhai had worked hard to build for many years was disbanded within three days by the King of Understanding.

North Americans believe that after withdrawing from the "TPP", he should stop for a while.

Result, 2 days later.

He tweeted again.

"I think I need to repeal the CFIUS ban. I also hate it. My phone drains the battery too fast."

officers:"……"

people:"……"

media:"……"

the next day.

A Fox reporter came to the White House, applied for an interview, and wanted to ask questions about the CFIUS ban.

Understanding that Wang was in a good mood, he agreed.

The two sat opposite each other on the front lawn of the White House, facing the clear sunshine.

Understand the king's golden hair, swaying in the gentle breeze, very eye-catching.

The reporter asked him why he wanted to abolish the ban on Leda investment again.

"Mr. President, Leda Investment has made a lot of money in our country..."

"No, you don't understand. That's just a lie from Wall Street. No matter how many lies it is, it's not as many as Wall Street's." King Dong shook his head and then explained:

"I know Leda Investment Company. They are a great investment company. They have developed batteries with amazing performance and benefited all mankind..."

"However, this damn ban locks out this great product technology and prevents North American people from enjoying the convenience brought by this technology. This is very ridiculous."

The reporter said: "However, if they are liberalized, their products will be sold nationwide and our company will go bankrupt."

Knowing Wang objected: "No! No! You are too timid. I like this company very much. Of course, their president also likes me very much. We have a close personal relationship and often communicate in private and have great conversations..."

"The tool we use is wechat. Do you know this chat tool?"

The reporters were confused.

"What a pity. You'd better get to know it. It's great." King Dong began to explain:

"It can send text, voice, and video. If you are short of money, you can also add money to it..."

reporter:"……"

Dong Wang further said: "I think WeChat is better than our FB and Twitter."

"Why are they so smart? They always develop products that benefit the people? But our companies always vote with their feet?"

"This wechat..." King Dong wanted to continue.

The reporter reminded: "Mr. President, we are talking about the ban on Leda Investment."

"Please don't interrupt me, okay? This is very rude. If you still want to continue the interview?" Wang Ming was displeased.

reporter:"……"

"Okay, let's talk... Where did we just talk?" King Dong asked.

"WeChat, you said this is a very good chat tool." the reporter reminded.

"No, no! You are very forgetful. What was the previous one?" King Dong shook his head.

The reporter said: "Leda Investment."

"Yes, Leda Investment. Why should we ban such a great company from entering our country?" Wang Dong asked and answered:

"Because my predecessor was timid and incompetent. He always refused and was afraid of various advanced technologies. If this was the case, how could our country become great again?"

"I'm different. I'm good at learning and absorbing, so I want to abolish it."

"We have to figure out a concept. We have it, they don't have it, and we don't want them to use it. This situation is called a ban."

"But now we don't, and they do, and we are banning ourselves. This is very ridiculous!"

reporter:"……"

King Dong continued: "That's why I want to abolish it. It won't be long, yes, it should be within these two days."

reporter:"……"

"By the way, I know Leda Investment very well. The president of their company and I have a close personal relationship. We often use a chat tool called Wechat. Wechat, do you know it?"

The reporter nodded and replied: "I know it. It can send text, voice, and video. If you don't have money, you can also add money to it."

"Oh? That's right. You are really a smart person. I didn't misjudge you. You are better than other reporters." King Dong praised in surprise.

The expression is natural and does not seem to be fake.

reporter:"……"

"What's your name? Which media company are you from?"

The reporter replied: "Me? My name is Gron! I'm a reporter from Fox."

"Gelon? A very good name, I will remember you. If you want to interview me in the future, you can call me directly..." King Dong made a gesture of calling.

reporter:"……"

Fox's interview was quickly published, with text and video versions posted on the website.

The content of the interview is an eye-opener for people in North America and around the world.

“Wall Street is lying!”

"Leda Investment is a great company."

"I have a close personal relationship with their president!"

"Wechat is a great chat tool."

“The CFIUS ban is repealed because we don’t have solid-state batteries!”