If you cheat, money will follow

"Gentlemen and ladies, don't worry about money, I will take care of it." Mr. President is confident.

He continued: "I will never allow anyone to take advantage of a North American company."

"If we must take advantage of North American companies, it can only be us, not them..."

Participant: “…”

"Carbon nanotubes, high-purity carbon nanotubes!"

"White House officials told me that it can be used to manufacture semiconductor chips and can also be used in various other fields, such as the military." Mr. President continued with an exaggerated expression:

"Its performance is very outstanding, it can cover almost all industries, and then it can beat all our industries."

"Also, the parameters of their large artificial intelligence language model have reached 100 trillion. I don't know what our intelligence department is doing every day? I am very unhappy now."

"Mr. Altman, what are your model parameters now?" Mr. President asked.

"Yeah, 15 billion." Ultraman replied.

"Okay, 15 billion, a very huge number, more than the population of China." Mr. President asked again:

"Mr. Page, what are your model parameters?"

"About 20 billion," Page replied.

"It's an amazing parameter scale, but so what? Their model parameters have reached 100 trillion." Mr. President foamed at the mouth:

"...I can already independently write articles, papers, reports, write code, and generate pictures...I can do anything."

"How many zeros are 100 trillion?" Mr. President looked at the staff next to him.

"Let me count, um, 14 zeros. Mr. President."

"Oh my God, 14 0s, it's actually 5 0s more than my assets. This is unbelievable." Mr. President sighed.

Everyone present looked surprised: "..."

"I'm now wondering what you do every day at work?" Mr. President said:

"Do you fly on private planes and hold parties around the world every day with the funds that the people trust you and give you?"

"I know there will be fine wine, delicious food... and beautiful models at the party, but there are no codes or parameters!"

“(ノ—_—)ノ”

Page interjected: "Mr. President, there are no barriers to language model algorithms and codes. Any company can use them."

“If you want to have more parameters and make the model smarter, you need more funds. Use funds to add chips, increase training frequency, and hire more technical personnel to participate in this work. This is all a matter of money. "

"Besides, Jensen and the others sell the chips too expensively."

Page pointed the finger at Leather Huang.

Leather Huang immediately counterattacked: "Mr. Larry, chip research and development costs money, and labor also costs money. US$4 is already very cheap, it is almost the cost price."

"I'm sure that the profit of A100 must be more than 100%." ​​Ultraman and Page stand on a united front.

"Guys, please shut up and listen to me." Mr. President glanced at him.

Page: "..."

Leather yellow: "..."

Ultraman: "..."

"I hate China very much now. They are competing with us for the whole world. This is absolutely not allowed." Mr. President said:

“No one can take the world away from us except ourselves.”

"So, I decided to increase special funds to allow our carbon nanotube research and development and artificial intelligence research to catch up with them and then defeat them."

"Sir, this is a great plan, but where does the money come from? Congress may have different opinions." An official said.

"Don't worry, no one knows more about additional funding than me. I will convince Congress to approve additional funding for this special funding." Mr. President continued:

"Moreover, this money is paid by the Chinese. They have taken too much advantage of us, so they should be allowed to pay."

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do as promised.

A few days later, Mr. Wang faced the cameras in public and signed the presidential memorandum.

He decided to impose large-scale tariffs on more than 1300 types of goods imported from China, with the total amount exceeding 1000 billion US dollars.

In addition, Chinese companies will be restricted from investing and acquiring in North America.

Faced with reporters’ questions, Mr. Wang said:

"This is the first of many jobs to come, and it's important."

"We will launch further trade investigations into them."

"I've been talking to their leaders and senior representatives."

"When it came to the trade deficit, they were very understanding and they said they would reduce the trade deficit."

"You should know that I have a high reputation in China, and they all respect me very much, but they cannot take advantage of us."

Reporter: "(￣ー￣*|||"

White House official: “┐(─__─)┌”

"Currently, the trade deficit has not been reduced enough. It has only been reduced by US$1000 billion."

"While $1000 billion is a very large amount... we may impose additional tariffs of at least 25% on their solid-state batteries, cars, steel, etc."

"It's not fair. Their cars come into our country with only a 2% tariff, while our cars come into their country with a 25% tariff. They've been playing with us."

"Today, we have a trade deficit of nearly 7000 million U.S. dollars, and they account for more than billion U.S. dollars, more than half."

"So I'm going to get it done, and that will make us a stronger, wealthier country."

After knowing what Wang said, some media reporters immediately questioned him.

This time it was not a reporter from CNN, but a reporter from CBS.

"Mr President."

"You said."

"Mr. President, do you mean to make North America a stronger and richer country by imposing additional tariffs?" the reporter asked:

"Do you know that additional tariffs will increase the economic burden on the people? These goods are necessities for production and life!"

"For example, solid-state batteries have now become a necessity for the production of Chinese enterprises, whether it is cars, mobile phones, or others."

"Steel, even with an additional 25% tariff, is still cheaper than that produced in other countries."

"And cars, they never exported cars to us."

"Their cars are all imported from Germany, the United Kingdom, France, or other European countries, as well as from South America..."

"Then I would like to ask, will additional tariffs be imposed on Chinese cars from these countries?"

"OUT!" King Dong's face darkened and he pointed to the door.

Officials at the venue: "(*???*)"

"You are a very annoying person. Now I want to stuff you into SPACEX immediately and let you get away as far as possible. I have a good relationship with Musk and he will help me."

"No, Mr. President, you can't do that. You must respect the rights granted to me by the Constitution." The CNN reporter argued.

"No, listen, I am the president, but you are not. I understand the Constitution better than you." Wang Dong said:

"We will take more measures in the future. Today's meeting ends here. Thank you all!"

After saying that, the King of Understanding quickly left the scene, leaving everyone in a state of confusion.

Soon, about a week later, CBS took Mr. Wang to court, believing that he violated human rights.